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Meh, I'll just make it easier for everyone.

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At 10/17/09 12:57 AM, HarraH wrote:

At 10/17/09 12:55 AM, Tateos wrote:

emo

lol.

also fuck this shit. just gonna let it heal. all good. it's my foot not yours, I'm surprised so many people can give a fuck as to care what I do to my own body. but okay, sweet

Then don't make a motherfucking thread next time.

Humanity is fucked.

It really pisses me off when I see someone going all ''COOCHY BOO BOO'' on their baby. It really lames them up.

Chimneys are nice for the winter. It provides heat, coziness, and you can put food in the fireplace as well. I bake potatoes in there all the time.

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Really, that's just fucktarded. A sponge having sex with a squirrel?

while he was sitting by the swimming pool, he was splashed with rubbing alcohol and set ablaze. A neighbor heard his screams for help and put out the flames with a fire extinguisher

Gee, gilbert. Couldn't you have jumped in the swimming pool?

I'd keep them as cute cuddly pets. But I'd kill the motherfucker who landed on my TV.

You should keep it as a pet.
It's cute.

Throwing garbage at cubs?
Some furfag you are...

At 10/14/09 03:31 PM, irishiweredrunk wrote: inb4 delete system 32

You caught me...

At 10/13/09 09:41 PM, shadowgronds wrote: We need somthing to make this thread look mor manly.

I got just the thing

No. Fail.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse then 08'ers...

At 10/13/09 09:28 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Just leave your credit card information in a post below in this thread and you will be creating parodies in no time!

I'll take one.

You can't be surprised if people think you're fucktarded when you go asking advice from newgrounds.

Please do it. You'll become An Hero.

At 10/13/09 05:19 PM, dmansland wrote: people will treat you like an hero...

Fixed.

At 10/5/09 05:18 PM, brmalone wrote:

At 5/19/09 05:29 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: ya shes hot

I agree but did any one see the new transformers

Thanks for bumping a five-month old thread, douchebag.

Obviously to protect itself from Anonymous.

Step one: Quit attention whoring.
Step two: Man up.
Step three: Realize that your father is right about you being a retard, considering how you go asking advice from fucking NEWGROUNDS.

The instant I saw this title, I knew it was gonna contain ''Zombie Cancer.''.

Win thread is win. We need more of these.

You are an unfunny egotistical faggot. Saying ''Chill'' a lot doesn't make you original, cool, funny, etc.
Go. Away.

A company said they're even making another Michael Jackson game.
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I'd wish for infinite wishes.

At 10/6/09 09:29 PM, Chdonga wrote: The internet is this series of tubes.

That post: Win

Rest of thread: Fail.

At 10/6/09 09:06 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote:

Now look at 100 dollars. If you spent $100 every second it would take you almost 4,120 years to reach 13 trillion.

But if 4,120 people did it every second, it'd only take one year to reach 13 trillion.

There are plenty of goddamn better things to do with your money than just randomly waste it without using your goddamn brain.

You may think it's gonna turn out all great, being a dad at 16, but belive me, in less then a year after birth, you'll have to drop out, will become a crack/cocaine addict, lose all instances of life, etc.

Life ain't like fucking twilight.

EyeLovePoozy.

At 10/6/09 07:25 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: stay sexy NG.

Don't worry.

We've already lost the sexy.

At 10/6/09 12:14 AM, Sleepless-Wonder wrote: My room, you ask?

Epic.
Win.

At 10/6/09 04:59 PM, Canas wrote: removed my raging erection from my trousers

Wat.

Realize that you're a absolute fucktard both for not taking the obvious choice, and for asking fucking newgrounds. The only answer you're going to get is ''Surprise Sex'' here.
Now fuck off.