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Response to: Legal to view porn at 16 in the UK? Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

It's only illegal if you get caught. I doubt a single person has ever been arrested for it. It's one of those laws that you can just ignore.

It's not like the police are gonna run a extensive scan on every IP that has visited a porn site, do extensive investigations to find out which ones belong to underage kids, and then go to knock down your fucking door and drag you to the cop car.

Response to: Fuck my life. Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

Just because she's not talking to you a lot doesn't mean that she disagrees, or doesn't like you. Maybe she's just nervous.

Just talk to her about it. It's really simple. Ask her out or something.

Response to: Hey I'll announce your birthday! Posted January 21st, 2010 in General

July 26th.

Don't let me down.

Response to: draw your "banned-reaction" Posted January 21st, 2010 in General

At 1/21/10 05:30 PM, quagmire690 wrote: pretty much this...

If only you could post videos while banned...

Response to: Giving away my Newgrounds Case. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General

I nominate ThoseSneakyFrench.

Response to: Giving away my Newgrounds Case. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General

I nominate TheChaosDemon.

Response to: The Pain of Paper Mache. Posted January 20th, 2010 in General

Put it in boiling sulfuric acid.

Response to: Avatar sex scene Posted January 16th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 10:50 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: It's a pretty big game, and that was one of the controversial features it had. There are videos on YouTube. Behold.

Fox Five News was the only one bitching about it, saying it had "Full Digital Nudity Sex Minigames", when all it hat was some hugs and sideboob.

They'll probably make a report about how "Call Of Duty 7: Vietnam" is anti-american because the Americans lose in it, too.

Response to: I've stooped to a new laziness. . . Posted January 14th, 2010 in General

At 1/14/10 06:17 PM, k6ka wrote: I try to sleep through my alarm clock, which wakes me up at 7:05 AM. The alarm clock is actually my digital watch. But I set a limit to my sleeping-in business. I have to get up at 7:30.

Oh, fuck you buddy >:C

Fab chain killer.

Response to: I've stooped to a new laziness. . . Posted January 14th, 2010 in General

At 1/14/10 06:01 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Don't you pretty much have to get up to piss in a jar anyway? I feel like once you are standing you might as well take a few more steps and reach the bathroom.

It could come in useful....

Response to: I'm gettin married in 15 minutes! Posted January 14th, 2010 in General

At 1/14/10 05:51 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: You know, she probably is doing the same thing in her room.

Minus the browsing newgrounds part.

Response to: Holy motherfucking shit! Posted January 14th, 2010 in General

Woah!

Response to: Frosted Mini Wheats Hot Commercial Posted January 13th, 2010 in General

I love the chocolate ones, though unfortunately, the cereal doesn't float on the milk.

Response to: I didn't use a condom, right Posted January 13th, 2010 in General

Pulling out isn't a valid method of birth control, idiot.

Response to: the NG main page being odd? Posted January 12th, 2010 in General

Make a thread about it.

Response to: The test is over. Posted January 12th, 2010 in General

I choose option A: Open the door and proceed through like any regular human being.

Response to: The test is over. Posted January 12th, 2010 in General

The test may be over, but what happened in there scarred me for life.

Response to: Guess whats finna Happen in 2018. Posted January 12th, 2010 in General

At 1/12/10 07:06 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Because everything we see in a movie/ TV special is true.

Because everything we see written in a very old book is true.

Response to: Satisfaction of first reply? Posted January 10th, 2010 in General

Only if the thread was made by someone I care about, like a mod or admin.

Who can resist getting a first reply on a thread made by Tom?
Response to: Sexy feelings when you wake up... Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

The OP is 18 years old and has never heard of morning wood?

Response to: Posts per thread for each forum. Posted January 9th, 2010 in General

At 1/9/10 10:53 AM, Thematrix27 wrote: Clubs and crews getting 121 PPT suprised me a lot.

It shouldn't be surprising at all, because each club/crew only has one thread for all of it's members to discuss.

Response to: Bobobo-bo-bobobo. Posted January 8th, 2010 in General

Bobobo-bo-bobobo is the most badass series ever.

Too bad the show got canceled eventually, because they reached the part where things would have to start getting VERY violent, as seen in the comic book.

Response to: A button is laid out to you... Posted January 8th, 2010 in General

I'd press that button a shitton.

There are billions of people in the world. Chances are, the person dying won't be me or someone I care about.

And fuck all that "Moral" and "Religious" obligations.

Response to: Photoshop Asian Beach Party Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 02:27 PM, Air-guitar9 wrote: Come on thread, dont die on me.

Spot the odd one out

The black men?

Response to: Megan Fox Admits She Was Born A... Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

At 1/7/10 07:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: Source 2.

Source 2 was just fucking retarded.

Response to: E.T The Porno Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

At 1/6/10 04:47 PM, MC25 wrote: Ahem, Links please?

You do realize someone already posted a link in this thread?

Read, or atleast skim through the goddamn thread before asking a question.

Response to: Google Knows Way To Much About You! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

Fuck guize, Hitler just died!

Google Knows Way To Much About You!

Response to: Google Knows Way To Much About You! Posted January 6th, 2010 in General

Hey guys, I heard they just invented something called the Internet Search Engine!

What a a laugh! Who needs to search the internet?

This thread is now about how late the OP is.
Response to: Quake, in the portal! Posted January 5th, 2010 in General

At 1/5/10 06:35 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 1/5/10 06:28 PM, JKMonkey wrote: how come it was banned at 3.70?
Because...

At 1/5/10 04:59 PM, WadeFulp wrote: It was stolen!
Read the thread, that's why.

Gotta love how idiots ask questions before even atleast skimming through the thread for an answer.

Response to: E.T The Porno Posted January 5th, 2010 in General

Atleast it's better than Good Will Humping....