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At 2/16/10 07:59 PM, sirsicklick wrote: FUCK YOU TOM (OF MYSPACE)
NOT TOM FUL...

OH MY GODD.

N-no!

HOW COULD YOU?

YOU DISGRACE!

What are you doing outside of the kitchen?

Will you make me a sandwich?

At 3/1/10 09:36 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Sounds like an especially good place to masturbate.

Highly recommend you don't. It'll take a long time, and once it's over you'll barely have enough energy to stand, and will feel extremely dizzy.

Not worth it, bro.

Also, my bathroom floors are slip-resistant, so no worries for me.

Totally trying this tonight. Sounds pretty fun.

Already being speculated in many other places.
This is a summary of all the info acquired so far. Link

At 3/1/10 08:56 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 3/1/10 08:54 PM, Stoicish wrote: At the very best you are Squikers (you know...Squik Squik Squik).

WAIT A MINUTE.

Girls don't have penises??

LIES AND SLANDER!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

To all the idiots who think that a IQ determines your "Common Sense", "Experience", etc, wake up.
IQ just determines your academic smarts, nothing more.

I hate people who turn into Athiests and rub it in everyone's face because they think not believing in God makes them badass and independent.

I'm a Athiest, and I don't go around calling anyone with religion retards and proceed to prove them wrong.

Don't give him any injuries or anything, just hurt him. Give his arm a nice twist or something. That way, you won't go to jail and everybody's happy, except for the fat lard.

At 2/25/10 05:05 PM, Scorpion325 wrote: Though it was fucking hilarious.

"Was" is a key word.

It was really funny, but then 12 year old kids started uploading the shit to their channel with retarded titles, thinking they were all funny, to get views and a "Sponsorship", thus the joke was killed.

PETA is no better than those chain letters you see.

At 2/22/10 04:43 PM, BullCut wrote: Anyone interested?

No.

Not funny at all.

Just a bunch of egotistical retarded douchebags thinking they're 1337 hax0rz with their shitty special effects.

Link.

Quite the instant classic. Genius.

I agree with the OP.
Pregnancy is a super-serial, unnatural, and abnormal disease that needs to be stopped!
I'll contact the concerned mothers right away and we can put up a newgrounds charity to prevent this scary disease!

At 2/19/10 10:42 PM, 1001115968 wrote: This thread

So apparently, you copy-pasting some shitty picture with the same point as the words in your post makes you not-fail and totally successfully cool?

No, not at all.

He just made a thread asking "Has anything had a disappointing end to it?", he didn't murder a joke or anything. This thread can't have a "Disappointing ending", either, because it hasn't even ended yet.
Thus fine sir, I find your post to have a disappointing ending.

see what i did thar?

Anyways, I found "I am Legend", both the movie and the book, to have a disappointing ending. The book was the worst, as basically he just commits suicide for not fitting in.

At 2/19/10 10:38 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: That's it, I'm tired of this.
Men, we have to kill twilight

Sure, why not.

Epic thread.

At 2/19/10 12:01 AM, Laughingbox wrote: Thank Chuck that Newgrounds was a site made from scratch and not one of those premade forums. We're really grateful, aren't we?

Aren't we?

Phew Whee, Gee Whiz!
Yeah, we were getting really scared over the thought of someone as 1337 hax0r as DJ-Bert messing up our forums.
I don't know what I'd do without ya and your intelligent decisions, Tom!

Destroy newgrounds, then.

Somebody had to say it.

Absolutely brilliant.

Brought a tear to thy eye.

At 2/18/10 11:34 PM, scarykid wrote: You guys get fuckin laptops for free? You guys should be happy enough with that fuckin rich assholes.

True, the fact that they're suing the school for money is pretty idiotic.

At 2/18/10 11:46 PM, renoman21 wrote: Ok, im trying to figure this guys name out, but he left very little hints.

1. it usses the letters frome the names "Adrian" and "bob"
2. each letter is only used one time (no double using a letter)

and im completely out of ideas. Any help??

The guy who gave you this puzzle is fucking retarded.
"Adrian" has two "a"s in it, and bob has to "b"s. Thus, the puzzle is automatically invalid.

At 2/18/10 08:36 PM, 95wave wrote: heres the more annoying thing, the reason they said this was to prevent 'theft' and find 'lost' laptops

golden material, foamy

What makes it even worse is the fact that if it was purely to ''Prevent theft and lost laptops", then they had NO reason to activate a boy's webcam, find him fapping, and then report the fapping to the parents. If they're gonna use such bullshit excuses, they should at least stick to what they said and only activate it if a student reports his or her laptop missing.

I hope that school goes fucking bankrupt because of this. I don't want my tax money to go towards principles masturbating to children.

Link to meme
Look at the pictures section for examples of how the photoshop works. Basically, it's a before-after with beard man. You have a person/group, beard man beats them up, and you see.
Ex:
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At 2/14/10 11:16 PM, zen64 wrote:

At 2/14/10 11:11 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: How the hell did I do that? Screenshotting the angry faic screamer must have given me... special powers! :O

It is the power of the triple post as written in legend! GOTHCLAWZ, you are the chosen one!

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!"

Ladies, Gentlemen.

The only sensible creepypasta.

OP is attention-whoring.

Really, what do you want us to tell you?

Can't just say "hey guize i liek a girl wat do i do". If it's gonna be this bad, then simply put, we don't care.

I think I just found some new earrape micspam material for when spamming on multiplayer games.

At 2/6/10 10:24 AM, 012210 wrote: everything looks the same in binary

What? Ridiculous. You see, they clearly both have ones and zeroes, and that means it must be much more than a major coincidence. I think we're totally getting ourselves involved in some sort of huge conspiracy! Maybe the OP is Tom's young infant? Maybe the OP is his long lost brother!

My god! I think we better stop this right now before we all get permabanned for endangering the very foundations of Newgrounds with this info!

At 1/28/10 09:20 PM, gamewiz202 wrote: How did you get banned for what your friend did anyway?
(btw i will post your files for you)

Sounds like another one of those "u maek it i taek credit" people...