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At 1/19/09 05:40 PM, thejdcole wrote: This is just fucking ridiculous, i have just found out they're making a film of the fucking sims. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! how can u even make a film out of that. (link here)
And to top it all off, its based around a character who finds out that his 'perfect' sim village isnt so perfect. AND THEN! he finds out he is in a fucking video game, called THE SIMS!

Pleasantview is one of the most delightful neighbourhoods to live in, everybody is happy, the grass is always green, children are always well-mannered. But newcomer Andie starts to uncover the 'real' pleasantview, for not only is Pleasantville full of cheating, lying, deceiving, secret-ridden people like the Goths, Don Lothario and the struggling Newbies, but they are being ruled by a greater power. Andie is terrified to discover they are stuck in a video game being played by millions universally.

Quit bitching about it. Sounds like a pretty awesome movie to me.

Everyday is a different day. One day I'm eating a Banana Bread Muffin, the other I'm saving the world.
So what food am I?
Let me share you a true story I wrote when I was a kid.

5 years ago. I was just a small town girl. Liviiing in a loneeely world!!! Oh wait. 5 years ago, It all started. I was a hobo hippy ninja pirate zombie robot. One day, when I applied for a job at the national toaster institute, a boy came up to me. He said ''How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop''. So I replied ''The wo''--- A giant owl swooped into the national toaster institue building and grabbed the boy with his talons and flew off into the nest. He took three licks and then bit off the boy's head. More owls came. People were dying. I had to do something. There was only one thing to do. "I'm chargin mah lazer, I'm firin mah lazer, SHOOP DA WOOP!". A huge lazeh flew out of my mouth. It killed all owls and blew up about 72 orphanages. But there was a king owl left. Right before the lazeh hit him, Donald Trump ate toast and quickly built a ''Barnes & Nobles'' infront of the king owl. The lazeh halted. People stared. As the lazeh beam just stood there, everybody wondered. This was the beginning of a journey. THIS. IS. THE. LEGEND.

What food on God's Green Earth am I?

Pure awesomeness.

Epic.

At 1/18/09 01:41 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: all better?

Holy crap!

Jesus's Second Coming!

At 1/18/09 02:13 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: That was a useless review. Put more detail and effort into reviewing and you won't have this problem.

He's right.

inb4lock

At 1/18/09 01:12 PM, paintballr wrote: don't be a retard, walk away and keep to yourself. you don't have to prove to anybody that your tougher then he is. maybe making fun of you (possibly others) is the only thing that he can do to get attention, or to make himself feel good.

Quit trying to act badass and tough, retard.

Insulting him will just flatter him and make him feel special.

Kick his ass, while insulting him.

It'll be wonderful... yes it will.

They don't just give tokens which you can redeem for prizes.

They usually make you have to get five tokens, then send it in to a address with about five bucks, too.
Then you get your toy.

The old days of free toys were awesome....

At 1/13/09 07:11 PM, Hiphopopotamus wrote:

and besides who actually reads those featured articles anyway?

People who go to Wikipedia read it.
I'll give you a hint:

OVER 9000!!!

But seriously, millions go to wikipedia each day.

At 1/13/09 07:02 PM, Roastmasters wrote: Go for it.

This site is filled with a bounch of 11 year olds that laugh at anything anyway, i mean look at blockhead

I happen to find Blockhead hilarious, and I'm not underage.

Buy this and then watch it.

I have to do it before I die...

At 1/13/09 07:07 PM, KneelBeforeZOG wrote: I wonder what the Chans think of this? I don't imagine they are favourable towards an inflx of shit users.

I found out about this through a 4chan post. They're pretty pissed off, because this means 4chan is gonna have a shitload of more traffic. And with traffic, comes noobs. They have ideas of doing something about this, though.

Are they really expecting magical wireless things that you never have charge?

Ungreatful Retards...

I have a feeling this is going to end up really bad....

At 1/3/09 05:29 PM, DanTheBard wrote: The whole world is on Israel side so I can now say what I want without arguement.

France has strongly criticised the Israeli land campaign. The British Foreign Secretary, David Miliband, said the escalation of the conflict would cause alarm and dismay.

Only the portions of the world which are scared of Isreal.

This is guaranteed to make you happy.

He's no stranger to love.

I got banned for saying that his reindeer ran over mah grandma :(

Research Poozy. I need to know everything about EyeLovePoozy's dear Poozy. Poozy's userpage is NOT ENOUGH.

Fail to do so, and your fruits will face the consequences.

But then, he's also 50% Black, so if you round that up, he's 100% Black.

Holy crap...... I think we're onto something...

It makes the family look like a cult.

At 12/21/08 02:31 PM, KevnSevn wrote: Mhmmmm....

Holy crap, if your not the boy in the white... then your the other kid.
Fatty.

At 12/20/08 07:27 PM, SovietFunk wrote: my parents yelled at me and asked if i was in good mental health.

I'm just gonna go ahead and point at that marijuana in your signature picture.

It's Banta Claus, of course.

You probably were scratching the back of your head while sleeping.

At 12/20/08 07:14 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Well, kids other than me.

My mom is in the room opening her presents while one of us takes pictures, when mom is done, then that person switches with my mom and we end up taking 50 pictures total (No joke).

My god.... that sounds so sexual.

I concur.

At 12/20/08 12:53 PM, Zerok wrote: The real question here should be how old were you when you rediscovered he is, in fact, real?

That sentence changed my life.

Dude, just move out of the area, it's so simple.

Or fight back. You gotta earn yourself some respect or this is gonna be going on for a long time.
That's how I got my respect, fighting back (And winning).