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At 4/10/09 10:04 PM, FlockMasta wrote: Fuck off. You're an attention whore, your flashes suck, and you're a liar. Bottom line, get the fuck off this site, everyone hates you.
Also, look at you-

I love you. You are now my new favorite user.

Sites such as Kongregate, which are breeding grounds for stupid people, have attracted kids to the internet. Some people think that the face palm is not enough for noobs trying to act all cool by roleplaying, using our memes, and killing our joke, so they left the internet.

Could I have one that resembles a leaf?
Succeed, and I will reward you with 9001 Picarats.

Newgrounds mods = Trained Professionals.

They're pretty much the best mods you can find on the internet.

At 3/22/09 12:57 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: hey baby, you turn my software into hardware ;)

Wow, SNAP!

His hands are small, and his feet aren't even big.
It's just a man in a costume.

Most girls become lesbians because they're attention whores.

Miley Cyrus is a egotistical fucktard with crappy music.
Seriously...

At 3/5/09 04:17 PM, Piss wrote: I wanted Piss and it wasn't taken.

I would expect Piss to be taken before 06, but Pee probably has been.
Anyways, I like to use Shadow, but it's usually taken on websites.

I saw my brother using it 7 years ago.
I just made my account last year, though I still went on it all the time before making a account.

Well, when I was seven, my mom dropped a glass in the kitchen by accident. Eventually my bowl runs out of cookie crisps, and I run into the kitchen for more, completely forgetting about the glass.
Ouch....

I'd feed him to my pet bobcat.

At 2/28/09 05:33 PM, DearTom wrote: No offence, but I don't trust you.

Then sod off and don't ask for our advice.

At 2/28/09 05:33 PM, PapoSwing wrote: i heard a man laughing

HOLY CRAP!! He broke the law!
I've never heard a man laughing before! It must be trouble!

Seriously? You have to spaz out over a f'n man just LAUGHING?

At 2/26/09 09:35 PM, DrClay wrote: its called, "Openly Gay"

It's called ''Attention Whoring''

At 2/22/09 10:35 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 2/22/09 10:33 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: The Canadian streets are dangerous, eh?

Yes, my city was the highest crime rated per capita in Canada, now we are number two on the list... My city is really shitty, it's full of gangsters and indians...

I think you made sanjay sad...

At 2/20/09 02:08 AM, 066pop wrote: ??? Go away new user...

Go away, noob trying to act badass.

Never gonna give you up and Chocolate Rain. I used to hate them, but now I love em.

At 2/4/09 04:20 PM, Davidzx wrote: No one draws on the walls anymore. it just ruins the bathroom.

1. People still do it.
2. It decorates the bathroom.

Fuck off.

I'll be sure to bring a sharpie with me next time I go to a public bathroom.

At 2/2/09 07:17 PM, Nuggletz wrote: I fell down

You sir, are pathetic.

I'd like a real cannon crotch, please.

At 1/25/09 04:41 PM, Onizero wrote: Chuck Norris

Get the fuck out of here. Your not welcome here.

Just because a female is your friend doesn't mean that she likes you.

Seriously, don't flatter yourself.

She obviously wants you.
She's flirting with you.

Say ''me''

At 1/22/09 07:53 PM, megakill wrote: do a barrel roll

sorry guys...

You megakill'd the joke.

At 1/21/09 05:05 PM, EnconXV wrote: Screw nuclear holocausts, 2012, zombie apocalypses and humanity-killing viruses. THIS is the way the world will end.

Lol.

At 1/20/09 09:38 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: I'm just glad Bush is gone. Go Obama!

Now that that's out of the way....

At 1/20/09 08:45 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Billy Mays endorses Zorbeez, so they are automatically better.

True. But...

At 1/19/09 08:33 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Bush was in power for 8 years right?

He's still alive and the worst he had was almost choking to death on a pretzel. What makes you think someone will assassinate Obama regardless of skin colour?

Do your research, pal.

There have been attempted assassinations.
There are thousands of extreme racists out there. They really want to kill Obama.

Look inside the barrels. And make your way upstairs any way possible.