At 11/8/09 12:56 PM, 36Holla wrote: Anyone else think that the Rakk Hive boss had a vagina mouth.
I mean c'mon! Just look at it! There's gas coming out of it and everything.

That's where me + my friend are in the game, and that is exactly what I said. I swear they did that on purpose, there is no way they could have done that by accident.

Also I totally agree with the statement about rocket launchers being underpowered - and I must say the vehicle weapons suck a lot of penis. The mounted machine gun is underpowered and incredibly inaccurate, the rocket launcher equally underpowered.. I hope they make it possible to upgrade those a bit more.

At 11/8/09 06:51 AM, knugen wrote: Did anyone try this thing out? It's almost unbelievable how he He "guesses" right almost every single time :O

Yeah, I remember that from a while ago.. it is really cool =D

At 11/8/09 02:11 AM, fluffkomix wrote: Unreal

I just downloaded it now, I don't know why, I'm not going to use it.. but it is really cool. It gives you some example maps though, so basically I got a free partial copy of Unreal 3.. hell yeah? :D I love the graphics of Unreal 3, the textures are so crisp.. very gorgeous to look at.

You can use a USB mouse + keyboard and voila, almost a proper browsing experience.

Unless I'm very much mistaken, that graphics card is an integrated one.. it won't run any games very well, TF2 not being an exception. I strongly suggest you buy a new graphics card because other than that your PC should be fine for gaming. A budget gaming card would work great, an nvidia 9600 or something along those lines (maybe an 8800 if you can find one).

At 11/7/09 04:12 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: The average consumer is an idiot or doesn't know what happens behind the seen.

So you're saying the majority of proper gamers won't buy Call of Duty: MW2? I totally disagree with you there. I see why people are pissed at the lack of dedicated servers - it's a staple of PC gaming and it's a ballsy move to just take it completely away. However, I think it's a good idea to have a lobby system - it's part of the reason I like online on consoles.. I think IW should have kept a server browser, but made a lobby system the most prominent match making route.. so more 'casual' gamers can get a slice of the pie, and the more 'hardcore' gamers can still enjoy their clan servers, etc. In terms of the story mode, I think I'll play MW2 story more than I did MW1 because it has co-op (unless I'm very much mistaken) so I'll be able to play with my brother and friends, but I don't care if the story is too short.. 5-10 hours is fine for a first person shooter, I think. The main area of the game is obviously the multiplayer, and this is why most people are going to be purchasing the game. I know damn sure it's why I'm paying £45 for it, and I'm sure I'll get my moneys worth. Call of Duty 4 was probably the best purchase I've ever made - in a cost:entertainment(hours) sense, since I played for about 500 hours and it only cost me £40. It's on that promise that I'm buying the game.

FIFA and Madden get a shitload sold. Most of the time it's the same game as the year before.

Although it may seem to be only small changes, in recent years sports games have been increasing in quality quite a lot in between editions.. most notably Fifa.. if you look at 07, then 08, 09 and now 10.. the difference between each is very noticeable (the quality of the game, I mean, not just graphically because that is going to be an obvious area of improvement).

Currently.. Borderlands and Torchlight, and I guess TF2.. but I only play about 5 hours a fortnight, constantly waiting for soldier update ;_;

At 11/7/09 06:14 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Why is there no tankmen day? There's madness day, pico day, denvish day, etc... But there's no Tankmen day... Isn't tankmen a good enough series?

Hm.. Tankmen is a fairly new series, compared to Madness, Pico.. (Denvish day is a completely different thing, I guess =]). I'm sure if someone organised an event it would work very well, but do we really need another 'Day'? Not that I'm discouraging, I'm just literally saying people might be too busy.. but it could definitely happen.

At 11/7/09 06:01 AM, Xeptic wrote: Here's the first scene of the film, not safe for work, but I hope nobody's working on Saturday.

That was amazing.

The film Antichrist looks fantastic.

Opening scene (NSFW)

Your doctor doesn't sound very good :p

I suggest you visit a chiropractor, they will definitely be able help, but it may be expensive (I've never used one so I have no idea).

At 11/7/09 06:00 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Italy maybe, but I'm guessing the churches in Vatican city are quite good too.

I include Vatican City in my definition of Italy, as I think a lot do (though most maybe don't realise it's a country).. it's easier that way.

The problem is that you're only checking the key state (if they down key is pressed) once per frame - when the frame is loaded, in fact. You need to check this every frame, thus you need an event listener. In AS2 this is very simple - look up "onEnterFrame" or perhaps "onKeyDown".. and other such things.

The problem is that you're compiling as AS3 but the code is AS2. You can change the actionscript version in the compiler settings. However I suggest that if you don't know how to code, you don't try to do random things like this. If you have a good friend who can AS then it would be a good idea to ask them to code what you need (a menu, small features, etc) and just give them credit for it (in the credits, or whatever).

At 11/7/09 05:54 AM, HammerBrute wrote: Martyrs

I really really want to see this, I've heard it's a fantastic film and really "fucked up". It certainly sounds it.

At 11/7/09 05:51 AM, maxc16 wrote: my software on my touch is 2.2.1

And are you using the correct version of the jailbreak software? I've not jailbroken my itouch so I've got no experience with this, and I'd assume the software would detect your version, but I have no idea so it's worth mentioning.

At 11/6/09 09:21 PM, JoHobo2 wrote: where can i find a good beginer tutorial on how to program c#?

This is incredibly cliché but.. google.

I haven't used C# yet but when I do I'll probably just use XNA, and I'm pretty sure that comes with plenty of "example" projects and tutorials.. you should look that up - especially if you have a 360, but even without.

The term has only recently started so I've got no assessments on the go, and I'm not really working on anything in my spare time.. but the first ICA for one of my modules (to be handed in in January) is a 2D game, which I am looking forward to (C++ using directx). The past examples of 2D games handed in that I've seen all look ridiculously bad, which scares me that those people are actually in the game industry right now ;_; or, if employers have much sense, they currently work at Asda.

At 11/7/09 05:37 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: England.

Gooooo high rise flats!!

No, but seriously, we're probably the most generic country in the world. There's some great buildings, but not much has survived very well. We have some nice country side though, which goes well with the rain luckily enough.

At 11/7/09 05:20 AM, Xeptic wrote: Antichrist
Anyone here saw it? I went to see it last night, it was... different...

I've never heard of it but my first thought when looking at the imdb page was "ugh, another generic horror movie". I love the horror genre, but I can't think of any horror movies I like. I really like the appeal of them, but most seem to be way too trashy and cheesy (in a sense). The plot keywords are apparently: nature, cabin in the woods, cabin, woods and grief. Those made me think it is more generic than I already assumed.

However, the way the 2 characters are simply named "He" and "She".. is very interesting. Are they just not referred to by name? I also am a small time fan of William Dafoe, so that piqued my interest.. then the most recent review just made me think I have to watch this movie (this review). It sounds.. well.. different, like you most definitely said.

Do you recommend watching it?

I love a lot of European architecture, especially Spanish, but I think Italy probably has the best architecture.

Skyscrapers are interesting too, though not as visually appealing they are usually just as breathtaking :p

At 11/7/09 05:21 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Fuck you guys. I have a 47" HDTV with invisible speakers.

I can't wait til I leave uni and get a job, the first thing I'm gonna do is get myself a sweet media centre set up. And by that I just mean a ~50" TV with surround sound speakers. My friend has a 42" TV in his bedroom, pretty much at the end of his bed, it's sweet >_<

I've barely played it but it seems great. I don't have a 360 but I'm definitely buying it when it's released on PSN.. that's partially because I love the Behemoth/Newgrounds, though.

At 11/7/09 05:12 AM, walterwagner wrote: dude i know i need a better tv im getting a HD (YEA BITCH) but for the mean time i need to kill time thanx though oh and the guy 2 above this post your an asswhole

You're getting a PS3 and a HDTV for christmas? That's very nice of Santa. But yes, PS3 is best served HD - my friend has a 28" SDTV and sure it looks good, but compared to my 28" HDTV, the picture quality is awful :P

At 11/7/09 04:25 AM, Crue wrote: Yeah except we can't get engaged right now. Otherwise I would. I'm not stupid. Kinda.

Why not? Your profile says you're 19 and I'll assume that's true for the sake of this argument, so what is stopping a 19 year old from proposing to his girlfriend? Even if you can't afford to marry her right now, because you're a student or you're jobless, whatever, you can get engaged..

A "promise" ring sounds like something for primary school (that's <10 years old) children..

When you say fucked up, it's hard to gauge your meaning. There are many films with "fucked up" plots, but most of them are terrible.

I guess you can't go wrong with any of Terry Gilliams films..

I'm not really sure what I want, there's certainly nothing I need. I guess video games (there are a few PS3 games out I would not mind - Brutal Legend, Demons Souls, etc.. and I can't really afford them right now) and straight cash wouldn't go amiss but I don't think cash has the same present-y feel as.. well.. presents. I do need a monitor, using my HD TV atm which works great but I want to use this TV in the living room and have my PS3 and house mates 360 hooked up to it.. so I'm getting a 18-20" monitor, which will be nice.

I believe what you need is an RF adapter, though I must admit I'm surprised this TV does not have any scart sockets - they were fairly common place in the late 90's I think.. and for the PS3 you may need a better TV ;)

At 11/7/09 05:02 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You looking for the Where is/ How to Forum ?

Questions / comments / suggestions about the content on and the features of Newgrounds

There is a Club / Crew that helps with tech support, but it's not in the first 4 pages (and I can't remember the name else I would link it), but there is no specific place to go for tech help. Of course the people in the programming forum are quite tech savvy, not that I'm suggesting it be a Programming/Tech Support forum.

I realise & apologise for 2 useless posts in this thread ;_; The youth of today..

I disagree. I'm not a smoker, and most of my friends/family who smoke want to quit but either can't be arsed or just can't. Not that I'm saying they get nothing out of smoking, it's just a bad habit.

At 11/7/09 03:40 AM, gogman25 wrote: Is the card I am looking to get alot better?

At 11/7/09 04:57 AM, AdDeOWN wrote: Yes, you will.

I don't see how that answers his question at all..

Forums.techguy.org would probably be good for your question.

Annddd.. unnecessaryyy.