My friend bought Photoshop about 3 years ago from eBay, for about £50, he got Dreamweaver for free (this was before Adobe bought Macromedia!) and neither were original. Don't trust the Internets.

Why not try to actually make it look like Windows, there are enough "Windows: CRAP EDITION LOL" flashes. Actually add a simple file system where you can save text (from a Notepad clone), drawings (from a Paint clone), etc. Seriously it's not that hard and it'd be original + useful, jeesh.

At 10/5/08 11:02 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Heh... when I was a noob I thought admins could just program this site so their already lvl 60!!

They could, it'd be a simple MySQL script >.> It's just that there is no point :P

At 10/5/08 10:55 AM, UnknownFury wrote: Seeing as you all seem to be experts you can help me write my essay about whether the late medieval church (before the reformation) was corrupt? :3

I suggest you read Da Vinci code and Angels & Demons by Dan Brown ;)

At 10/5/08 10:43 AM, Zerok wrote: That's relatively new, honestly. Why is it having being placed a year ago lame? It's probably still there unless the link is crossed out.

=/ I dunno, I'm not going to find out. It's probably outside a guys house, he's just waiting for some unexpecting teen to come right into his trap. Geocaching = lure. Rape = ow.

Seriously though, it's a cool IDEA, but I don't think I'd find it fun in any way.. even with a big group of friends, it's just solving a small puzzle and getting a small prize; I can just do the cross word in the back of the newspaper for that :P

At 10/5/08 10:37 AM, SweetSkater wrote: What I don't see the logic in, is that Jesus was Jewish. And Christians believe in Jesus.
So why would Christians not become Jewish.
Why are there Christians?

The key difference is that Christians worship Christ, not his beliefs but his teachings. Well that last sentence made very little sense.. but yeah. I can't explain more. Either way yes, religion is a scam. Not so much nowadays because they couldn't get away with it, but in the past the church pretty much dominated the world using fear (i.e. You're going to hell unless you give us money..) and that is why they are so rich now :p

Well the answer is porn, but, World of Warcraft Porn. I wasn't so much looking it up as showing it to a friend, then I downloaded an episode and we watched it. It's FUCKING HILARIOUSLY BAD. Seriously, it's so stupid it's not hot. Like a girl with horns, doing a quest or something, then in the middle of the scene she just strips off.. it makes no sense.

As far as I'm aware, some of the moderators are much more bothered about depositing their exp than any of the staff are. That's what Luis told me :p

The reason the voting system exists is to allow the users to control the content that comes into NG, allowing Tom, Wade, etc more time to do more fun stuff like playing with their slinky.

The latest near me is a year old, lame. It's a silly activity anyway :P

At 10/5/08 09:54 AM, RyanPridgeon wrote: I know I want to get into the game industry... I just don't know if I can make it D:

Just teach yourself C++, it'll give you a great head start.

At 10/5/08 09:57 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: My sign? Oh my, I'm a bit confused as to what it is you're referring to :[

You should try to unwind.

I love the new Wonka bar.

Seriously though everytime I watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I crave the chocolate :X It seems delish.

Oh yeah and before you say anything, I have twice as many blams as saves >.> Though I hardly ever deposit.. hence level 21 in 4 years :P

Today I got up at 1, ate dinner with my family, now I'm just doing nothing til 5pm.. at which time I'm going to the train station and going back to University.

Yay fun..

Usually I'd just go to the bar with some friends, play video games, whatever =P

Does it matter? The crap flashed get viewed 500 times and then forgotten, taking up 5mb of space on Newgrounds infinite mass of RAID.. the good flashes get 1m+ views and make newgrounds a tonne of money, yay!

Just let them have their day.

At 10/5/08 09:28 AM, Carmilla wrote: Again, you'd be surprised. Hopefully he DID take them from Google.

He definitely did, which is totally lame, and very "Newgrounds".

Why do people need to make up crappy stories just to try seem cool =p

Btw I hadouken'd my teachers face for giving me a B, I mean WHATAFUC?

I guess >.> If you're in a toilet with other guys you're most likely drunk and thus don't remember.. and the conversation is similarly forgettable.

I don't understand all the bashing of 4, it's brilliant. I never owned 1 or 2, but what I've played was good.. but #4 is unbelievable :p The multiplayer is so addictive, the story is actually good.. heh :o Let's just agree it's a pretty good series >.>

I've had 621 views (ish) and only about 300 ad impressions (I have no preloader, so it all depends on whether the viewer keeps the first frame open long enough for the ad to appear :P).

At 10/5/08 09:19 AM, Manaheart14 wrote: It's a total rip for the most part, it's like I got all of my friends and co-authors to click the add and the ad impression is still at 4. my friend even used her second account to click it twice. Which reminds me, can only one click per user be accounted for?

That's trying to cheat the system :P Just try to get more people to view your flash..

At 10/5/08 05:00 AM, dELtaluca wrote: on a tangent; note the use of the word 'math' as opposed to 'maths' there, that is not because i'm reverting to american spelling, but that in this context i am using the word 'mathematical' as opposed to 'mathematics' which has a sit's shortened form, 'math' as opposed to 'maths'

Stick it to the man brotha.

@Toast, just telling it like it is.

Jews DO believe in Jesus, they just believe he was a prophet or something.

Math = omg >.> shut up nerds...

<3

At 10/4/08 06:30 PM, Toast wrote: just to close the case - no one has EVER reached the end of the penis. And no one ever will until we find the answer to life, the universe, and everything else. and btw i could say the same thing about the vagina - once you've explored all the areas of the vagina, what's left to do?

Explore them again, and again, and again.

OMG it's hard to type while drunk.

I don't think I can think of any advice on this, but be sure to post it when you're done and we can advise you what to change or whatever ^_^

Batch isn't programming, it's just commands to do stuff you can do yourself using the built in file viewing stuff. The windows CMD is incredibly lame, compared to the Linux console (which is necessary for any 'advanced' users of Linux to use) which allows you to do pretty much anything, and it's easier than using the windows.. e.g. rather than going through synaptec package manager to download + install a program, just do:

sudo apt-get install Kate

Or, if you're unsure about something..

Kate
Kate is not installed, you can install Kate by typing sudo apt-get install Kate

So easy.

At 10/4/08 01:30 PM, Simple-line wrote: i have a tablet

Ya.. it should appear automatically when you're using the tablet, I think.

This confused me too.

Select flash ads, then upload. They'll review it when it's in the portal.

At 10/4/08 01:09 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Liaaaaam, I reviewed you game cause nothing was happening, so I guessed you didn't record mouse movement correctly, but I tried again cause I figured you weren't that dumb, and after madly clicking around on the screen for a few minutes and changing the quality it suddenly started working.

So sorry about the review

Someone pmed me similar, but then it worked next time he tried it :/ strange. I'll have to test it on another PC.

At 10/4/08 01:14 PM, Luis wrote: You need to tell me what sub category under gadgets to put it in...

OMGADMIN. Gadgets-Other ?

1. This is a programming forum, for programming, not Flash.
2. No.

I'm doing a course in computer game programming at uni (and intend to take the visual effects module, but we'll see). A few of my friends are doing "Animation and Visual Effects Programming" which is related to my course (so we share a lot of lectures, graphical math, C++ etc. Anyway.. yeah, there is a career to be made if you're good enough at visual effects. I'm not talking the sort of effects you're doing, I mean proper ones that you see in games and movies (flames, sparks, etc are simple examples).

I've never tried but I do despise those games xD I guess it wouldn't be too difficult, which may be why there are so many, you just need to know mysql and variables O_o

At 10/4/08 12:24 PM, Toast wrote: done. submit my kb thing to action games, or is it a gadget? i don't know.

Submitted, that game is awesome, lol. 3.3, I bet you wish you'd submitted on your main eh? :D