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I learned that I am a horrible person.

They weren't even testing for that, but it says it right there.

Awesome, another game that I won't buy.

Holy balls I kinda want someone to dub him now in the style of Sean Connery.

People that keep mentioning doing nothing but building have obviously never done PVP online. I love playing on a no-rule server where burning another persons house down is encouraged and where you have to make a secret base that's hard to find to store all your crap in.

At 4/19/11 03:52 AM, Oliver wrote:
5 hours long

I don't know how anyone could beat this game in 5 hours unless they knew all the puzzles by heart. The game took me 8.5 hours first time playing through.

At 4/19/11 04:34 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
Let me know as soon as you get stuck, like genuinely! I'm avid waiting for a REALLY hard puzzle game to play.

Well there were a few genuinely challenging puzzles that got me stuck for a while but I wouldn't say it was REALLY hard. Though saying that I was playing Co-Op last night and I got stuck on this one puzzle with my friend for an hour, we had to stop playing because of how difficult it was to figure out.

I'm so hyped to see what that count down's about man. I gotta do something to pass the time fuck. Maybe I'll play through Portal again.

At 4/14/11 10:32 PM, Oolaph wrote: Wait, wasn't an HD Wii already announced? Or is this supposed to be a completely new console now?

Completely new console. Like the N64 to the SNES or the Gamecubes to the N64.

I would clone myself three times. Then I'd be able to play drums, piano, bass and guitar all at the same time.

I have a PS3, Wii and 360.

I'm gonna be honest when I say that I don't like the 360 at all. I don't want to pay for online and the exclusives are uninteresting to me. The only time I ever use the 360 is when I play Guitar Hero, Rock Band or on the rare occasion that I play Halo even though it bores the hell out of me.

My favourite though is probably the PS3, I'm more than happy with. I love the exclusives it has to offer. Online is probably on par with xBox live. Only missing feature is cross-game chat but I'm always on Skype anyway so it doesn't bug me.

As for the Wii... well it's fine. It's got a lot of good exclusives but I feel that it's time that Nintendo made an upgrade from this thing. It feels incredibly outdated now.

At 3/28/11 03:48 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 3/28/11 05:17 AM, Narcissy wrote: Super Mario 64

Take off your nostalgia goggles. That was a piece of shit.

No it wasn't. I'd say it's aged better than quite a lot of the N64 games.

At 3/27/11 05:59 PM, Jackho wrote: Nintendo 64 sucked compared to PS1

Wait what?

At 3/19/11 01:11 PM, Crink wrote:

At 3/19/11 12:52 PM, darklink4567 wrote: Maybe I should tell you that when you rematch the elite four, their pokemon grows 30 levels higher.

obvious lie right there

It's honestly not a lie. They really do grow 20-30 levels higher.

The only one I can see is frddiew. But that's about it.

I'm pretty sure you can overdose on it but the amount that you would need to take in is an unrealistically large amount.

At 3/12/11 01:39 PM, MOID wrote: Stupid china...

I'm going to hell but I laughed at that image.

Well shit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pac ific-12720219

The situation keeps getting worse and worse.

So actually using a sniper for... erm... sniping is a bad thing?

The concept I have in mind is a co-op online horror survival game a bit like Amnesia or Penumbra. The big thing about it would be the voice chat system. The further away from your friend you are, the quieter your friend is to you and vice versa. There would also be a Walkie Talkie that you have to use for sections in which you have to split up. There may also be signal interferences and a battery life on the walkie talkie but batteries could be found scattered around.

There would have to be multiple short 45 minute campaigns in the game like in L4D2 for this to work.

Also the enemy designs would be based off of various Cryptids like the Flatwoods Monster, El Chupacabra or The Grinning Man.

Man I wish I could make that game.

At 3/3/11 11:41 AM, nobodyguy wrote: what about the ocarina of time remake? that's the only game i was looking forward to with the 3ds launch. all the others look like shit.

Sadly most of the good games on the 3DS come out in June. Mario Kart, Paper Mario, Ocarina, Star Fox. All June.

At 3/1/11 09:40 PM, Hawdcore wrote: oh thats the old testament please read the new testament and god bless

I hear this argument time and time again but you guy seem to have no problem with looking down upon homosexuality even though the only two areas where it states that homosexuality is bad is Leviticus 20:13 and 1 Kings 15:11-12. Both of which are in the old testament.

My two favourite bible verses are:

PRO 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

and

PRO 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

I heard Crunches work best.

At 2/21/11 06:00 PM, ProtomanBlues wrote:

If you ask one of his fanboys why they hate Mega Man 7, they will never give you a serous answer. =/

Oh please don't get me started on that game. I fucking detest it.

I'm sick of realistic graphics personally. It was a novelty when this generation started, but I'm kinda of sick of seeing a colour pallet of grey, brown and green. I'll take a stylised art direction of a realistic art direction any day (games like Epic Yarn, Little Big Planet 2, Wind Waker, Okami and Viva Pinata are good examples of this).

The only exception for this is in a horror game like Amnesia where it has to immerse you in a way that you feel like you're actually in danger.

At 2/10/11 02:06 AM, Gagsy wrote: Final Fantasy 7

At 2/9/11 10:32 PM, Travis wrote: Final Fantasy 7

This. I've been playing FF7 for the first time lately and as good as it is, I can't help but not take the characters seriously at times because they all have fucking shovels for hands. And the whole pre-rendered enviroment thing is awkward as hell to navigate around.

The only other game that came to mind when I saw this thread was Ocarina of Time but then I remember that that's actually happening so I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'd like to see Majora's Mask get the same treatment afterwards.

Majora's Mask is single handedly my second favourite Zelda game just behind Wind Waker, and I think we can all agree that Wind Waker doesn't need a remake anytime soon.

I played the demo. Didn't like it at all. I didn't like both the design and functions of the guns and the whole kill with skill thing seems like a gimmick to me that got old really fast during the demo. I'll pass on this one methinks.

Oh shit, a bad Mario Sports game? Who'da thunk it?d

Man I feel so smalltime in comparison to you guys.

I stole a pair of swimming goggles from a friend of mine years ago and confessed several months after and bought him a new pair to replace them...

I'm pathetic.

I thought this thread was gonna be about RacistBassist.

While the NGP boats some REALLY impressive specs and features like 3G, dual analogue sticks and bluetooth, there are a few glaring flaws with the NGP for me.

Firstly, as a handheld device it has got to, by rule of thumb, fit in your pocket easily. The analogue sticks pose a problem with this. The entire surface of the system is always exposed and as a result the analogue sticks will make it hard to fit in my pocket.

Another major problem is the positioning of the speakers for me. Who's bright idea was it to put the speakers NEXT to the joystick so that there's a chance to cover up the speakers with your thumb while playing?

My last major gripe with the system is the lack of variety in the games annouced so far. I know this is subject to change as time goes on but all we've heard about is Call of Duty, Killzone, Resistance and Uncharted, Little Big Planet and Monster Hunter Portable 3. So, we have a First Person Shooter, another First Person Shooter, another First Person Shooter, a Third Person Shooter, a Sidescroller and an Action RPG? That's three genres.

There's my rant about the device. Take it with a grain of salt as it's just my opinion.