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I masturbate, furiously.... causing my face to resemble this smiley.

I like to tuck my penis sometimes, does that count?

This beast has given me multiple orgasms on many occasions and makes me feel so pretty!

Going on a hate fueled rampage of plunder and rape has always been my dream, so ofcourse I'm in. Also I better get some of that badass high tech bulletproof halo armor that crazy mexican guy designed. It's only 2,000 bucks per suite so all the plundering should give us enough to buy a small armies worth of them. And there better not be any jews allowed!

I've snorted lots of pills but they all went down without problems. However one time when I was being retarded I snorted one of those stackers energy pills and it burned like hell and got stuck in my nasal cavities.

Although it does look like something batman would be riding, damn it looks badass. Almost so much so that I can't take it seriously...

I'd feel really iffy about parking something so showy in the street though, people with nice vehicles usually can afford a garage so it's not out in the open. I even know assholes personally that key really nice vehicles when they see em parked, even if people are around they just key it down low where you can't see what their doing while walking casually.

My gerbil will be missed.

LOL WHAT A DUMBASS THEY RUN OFF PLASMA MEGACORES NOT PETROL!

I met up with one in real life before... she had a penis.

Out on my lake we'll go diving in the deep parts sometimes, which according to the depth finder is around 50 ft. We'll usually drop the anchor too so we can grab onto the rope and pull ourselves down.

But none of us have yet to make it all the way down, after so deep your head feels like its going to explode and water is just going to rush in through your ears and eyes at any second.... needless to say it's not a good feeling. I'd guess I can make it down around 25 ft.

Awkward moment

She's a natural beauty unlike other actresses and has some really nice tits. Only thing is, is that her thumbs freak me out

Umm is there a limit to how many times you can press the button?

Please tell me you're not American and you live in some third world country that only recently discovered plumbing...

I find the most effective way to get someone up is a good firm cockgrab or if it's a female just a gentle tickling of the vagina. They not only jump right up but get up aroused.

I've been plotting this for years and in time ye shall see my wrath!

Well the most traumatizing I've had was at walmart. I'm standn there taking a piss and it was a cheap walmart so they barely had dividers between the urinals when a big black guy comes up to the one beside me. I notice he's looking down right at my dick so I look over at him and he looks at me and just smiles this really creepy smile and doesn't stop looking at me until I rush out.... Now I have trouble peeing in public restrooms.

Those kids are true American heroes, they deserve medals for their courageous act.

I got a wild fox that comes in my yard just about every night usually looking for food. It use to get in my trash alot so my dad wanted me to shoot it but I decided to leave a little left over meatloaf and water out for it to get a better look. He was such a cute little fella bout the size of a cat and grey, walked up to me then layed down and put its paws ontop of it's head as if to say he wasn't a threat. It almost pained me to shoot him while he was lying there.

You found a free hit don't be a pussy and pass it up. Put it in a spoon and heat it to a liquid then funnel it into a syringe and for maximum effects inject straight to the spinal cord.

My signature doesn't lie. I just got back from smoking a blunt at my neighbors, their whole family smokes and grows so they got plenty to go around when I'm dry. I'm broke and haven't smoked in awhile though so I'm trippin more than usual....

Oh shit man the cops might be in here, scatter!

Hell no there's aliens with lasers up there! Why do you think we haven't gone back? They showed their lasers and said fuck off

My cousin and I would use to have touching fights. It'd usually start with her slapping my butt then I'd be all mad and slap hers which would lead to her touching my peepee and I'd grab hers which confused me when I didn't feel anything there. But each time it'd just keep escalating each time the other person did it back until we were holding each other down basically having dry sex... I was a confused child.

You think you have a tumor and you're not going to the doctor for a week? Two days ago I had strep throat and decided to go to the doctor, I called and had an appointment ready in just an hour. You must live in a heavily populated area.

Only when at someone else's house.

Aw, the ol' summer vacation dump. It's happened to the best of us, she just wants to have her options open for the summer so she can go to parties and fuck all the guys she wants. I mean would you rather it happen this way or find out she was cheating on you?

If you need a hug ol' Leo bears paws are open

Wow, you serious? Why would you stop, just keep going. Blood going all over your bodies will liven things up and you can even use it as lube

Probably when my thumb got smashed and broken. Me, my cousin, and brother were playing a game where we stood a pretty good distance apart and threw big sticks or whatever else we could find at each other and try to dodge them (bored), me and my cuz vs. my older bro. Everybody was easily dodging everything so we changed it to where we couldn't move but had to block it with a selected big stick. We were deflecting it all pretty good until my brother went and grabbed this solid metal rod and chunked it at us, I stood my ground but when I tried to deflect it... my thumb got in the way.

Wasn't it some kids dying wish to see that movie? Sounds like a shitty thing to go out to.

The links broken but it sounds like you're describing this video.

But anyone in an unstable country like that should know the risk of joining in a riot/protest. If she didn't want violence she should of stayed home.