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Good job, now you can look like a douchebag before the mugger shoots you.

Pretty cute, I'd stick my penis in just about everything on that first page.

Pshh dunno what the boys complaining about, she woulda just saved me the trouble of raping her.

Punch em in the face... pretty simple really. In my opinion fat people are the easiest kind of person to fight because of how slow they are to block.

I quit smokin cigs but we light a blunt and discuss deep philosophical things.

Why do clouds float?

I signed up in 06' and only got around 1,000 post, does that mean I R teh cool?

I still remember the day quite vividly. Everyone was being pulled out of school early but the teachers wouldn't say why. Everyone in class was rumoring some disease was going around. Then when my dad came to pick me up the first thing he said not knowing the story yet was "Those Jap bastards have done it again!"
No it wasn't the Japanese but looking back on it I get a good chuckle.

Fuck that. If you already went on that journey and came back out sane then you're my hero. If you're arranging it then I hope you know what you're in for, if anything just take em separately so you're not guaranteed a bad trip. I've had a bad trip on shrooms and LSD and once it hits you that there's no escaping it damn things go downhill fast. I don't even wanna think about what a bad trip on both of them at the same time would be like.

'shivers'

At 9/10/09 07:03 PM, Struggle wrote: Oxycodone, it's pretty much like what you described kind of. No really phsycological effects, but you have amazing "body-highs" where you just feel tingly as fuck and everything feels amazing.
I love Oxy's.
They're addicting though, so be carefull.

Sorry for double post.... I tried oxycodone once and it made me nauseas as hell and had a pretty bad comedown, don't think I'll ever try it again. So it still doesn't compare to adderal.

At 9/10/09 06:35 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I've done Adderall. I've also done better drugs.

That didn't have any bad side effects like nausea, drowsiness, or a bad come down but still made you feel just as good as adderal? If so please elaborate.

I was prescribed adderal last year, and all it did was make me sweaty.

You probably just took one pill at a time, not only did I take the ones with the highest mg I took 4. I have been sweaty but didn't think it was unusual between the getting laid and working out.

I have a prescription. When I accidentally OD I get all sweaty and jittery. At the right dosage, I concentrate a lot better (NEVER let me drive without it) and have more energy. But then again, I've never snorted it or taken more than 20 mL in a day.

Wow only 20 mg in a day? I took like 120 mg at once, guess I took way too much... no wonder I'm still feelin it all this time later. If I try it again I'll probably tone it down some.

I think I've found the wonder drug. Although I'm sure many of you have tried it, it was my first time. My ex is visiting back here for a week and we were hangin out today, turns out she has a prescription to adderal and was eager to share. I've tried alot of pills but don't know too many ADD people so adderal has just never come around.
She gave me four 30mg pills, I snorted one and swallowed three (don't usually snort but she said it was best way for these) and come 15 minutes later I felt like a new me. I wasn't drowsy at all, my confidence was way up, I felt like superman, and I just couldn't stop wanting to dance. We then went to a friend of hers place and proceeded to fool around which led to the best sex I've ever experienced. Every thrust felt amazing and I was even able to last longer than usual. I don't usually moan but when I came it was so intense I couldn't help it.

After that I felt so pumped I decided to head to the YMCA (gym) and workout. I was able to rep more than I ever have and the more burn I got the more euphoric things got and good I felt. Also when I stretched it felt like my muscle were orgasming. I've never had a pill like this with only positive side effects and no shitty ones like nausea or drowsiness. I just never want this invincible feeling to end, this is one of the best days I've ever had.

Have any of my fellow newgrounders tried this wonder drug out?

Even if you're a hater, I love you all

Don't worry when it's your first kiss every bodies at least a little nervous. It happened to me a couple times before I broke the barrier then it all just came natural. I suggest just going in like 70% of the way then letting her come the other 30 so you know it's mutual, if she doesn't go in then so what life is too short to care. If you're too nervous to give that a shot then do what I did when I got my first kiss and laid for the first time, get fucked up first. I suggest xanexs and liqour.

I got a boner!

If he only has 3 months to live that's all the more reason not to release him. If these Muslim extremist blow themselves up when they have a whole life ahead of them imagine what one whos about to die either way will do.

A bird flew infront of me the other day and smashed into my window before I could slow down, then I had to watch it stuck in the windshield wiper having spasms all the way home.

Having the ability to lift heavy objects and throw them long distance and the power to kill somebody with one good punch.

If I hadn't gotten wasted at a party the night before and it wasn't some drunk girl then I'd roll over them without question and get the fuck outta there!

Shhhhhh, you had me at triscuits.

For me havin some really good sex always seems to patch things up, just worry about her pleasure and makin her climax and not yourself. Afterwords throw in some cuddling and every bodies happy.

Personally I think any guy who wants to stick to one pussy hasn't had enough pussy.

I once was drinking a beer a kind stranger gave me at a party then next thing I know I'm in the bushes with a sore asshole.

Guess we all just drift off every now and then.

This is actually a Coca-Cola advertisement.

At 8/10/09 03:59 AM, Sexylegs wrote: Maybe you should man the fuck up and fuck her with a limp dick.

Just shove it in and thrust, hope for the best.

Pussy.

Trust me, I tried. It's not as easy as it sounds, maybe if she'd been looser but she was way too tight and when I got the head in it was quickly squeezed out.

This morning when I woke up I found txt from her throughout the night asking if it was because of her that I had the problem. Now I'm trying to txt her back and she won't respond :-/

At 8/10/09 01:22 AM, wismty wrote:

Was this your fist time having sex? A kid your age should not be having these problems.

No I've had sex a few times before but never drunk, but good job on making me feel better. Every other time I had trouble trying to not cum so this was new for me. Also my penis kindaa feels like I put icy hot on it, is that bad?

Well my ex girlfriend is moving in a couple weeks and called me up wanting to hang out before she goes. It ended up being arranged for me to come over tonight... She's really fine and I got kind of nervous so I drank alot.... still drunk. When I got there we smoked then quickjly moved on to the dirty. Only problem is we spent like 2 hours trying to get me an erection until I finally just ate her out and made her cum twice. I felt kind of ashamed of myself and didn't even get to climax. We've never had sex together just fore-play and sure she came but I still feel I made a bad first impression. I'm never going to drink before sex again, have any of u guys ever had the whiskey dick problem if so tell ur story

Every since I got pussy for the first time I just feel kind of pathetic when I masturbate. I still do it but I just feel ashamed and lonely afterwords.

No we wern't pussies at my school, on rain days we'd play dodgeball. It sickens me that they banned school from playing it anymore because it was about the most fun I'd ever had in school. Dodging balls like a badass and nailing the fat kid just made my day everytime.

For Hillary Clinton to give me a blumpkin.

Naturally my black fist of power could overcome any white person, also a squirrel, a rabbit, a gerbil, possibly a small hyena

I did karate when I was younger and it really helped me with the general ways to handle yourself in my first fights. Although I didn't keep the kicking moves with me, in a real fight that shit ain't gonna help ya.