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Thanks, this thread has inspired to start brushing my teeth more often. As for your situation start getting more calcium in your diet to strengthen your teeth and as far as the gum thing goes I don't know what the fuck to say about that, that's pretty disgusting.

This is an easily solved situation. While your dads passed out on the couch get a pillow and smother him, simple. It doesn't leave any traces and you can just say he was extremely drunk and they'll probably assume he died from alcohol poisoning.

I've met Charlie Day from It's always sunny in Philadelphia before at comic con. He signed my hoagie which I then ate.

Is this your first time smoking weed or something, who the hell needs to sober down from weed. If you think you're gonna die in your sleep you must still be tripping and be paranoid as hell because this isn't meth it's weed you pussy, you can't die from it. Munching out is always a buzzkill for me so just go get your stomache fill of dorritos and twinkies and go to sleep, or just grow some balls and watch some mighty boosh and enjoy your high.

First of all you're a dumbass, second of all pop that shit and duct tape it yo

You sir are a racist asshole and apparently smoking the wrong kind of weed. Skin color differentiates who we truly are just as much so as our eye or hair color.

When are people going to realize that no matter who gets elected, democrat or republican, it's still the same people behind the curtains running the show. I mean look at Obama, he's a democrat taking over a republican's presidency. But he's continuing exactly where Bush left off.
He was going to have a withdrawal plan from the middle east as soon as he got elected right? Wrong, he has no plan of doing so anytime soon and plans to further invade the middle east. Why? He's being controlled by the same oil mongers Bush was.

If you're hooked on drugs that you need a detox from then ya, it's definitively for the best. Once you get to that level it's best to stay away from the more mild substances too like alcohol or weed because they'll only lead you back to it.
Also you should stop masturbating, it suppresses the pineal gland. If you have to bust a nut just save it for the ladies. If you quit all those things your third eye will begin to open.

Like a normal person and walk up them, how do you get upstairs in public? If I'm ever out and see a mother fucker going up the stairs on his hands and feet like a pussy I'm pushing them down to the bottom.

I go to the gym frequently and have also gotten ringworm, not quite as large as that though. I'ts no big deal it doesn't even itch very bad and once you put the cream on it, it's gone overnight. Just don't scratch it then play with your junk though cause then you got a problem in your hands, literally.

The image the name of this topic put in my head made me lol... that's good entertainment.

For all you dumbasses still asking when it's gonna impact today it already happened early this morning.

At 10/6/09 10:03 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: You do get high on the first time, that's just a myth.

I don't think so, my first time I didn't feel much but the munchies and maybe a little headache. But my 2nd time I got so blazed I was on a trip. I remember we were playing basketball and said no fouling, then the round starts and my fat friend tackles my skinny friend and we all just laughed for like an hour non stop. Good times, getting blazed now is nothin like the trips I use to have

At 10/2/09 10:45 PM, Deadchick wrote: I saw it in HS, but really didn't watch it all. But I just saw all of it today on Spike tv, so yeah I really like it. Also I guess that's where you just saw the movie right now XD

Yeah it is where I saw it, got a problem with that? I'll cunt punt your bitchass

life is like a box of chocolates ;-) lets secks

I watched it and loved it. It's inspiring, hilarious, sad, realistic, and deep, all at the same time. It has some epic moments and quotes, and Tom Hanks nails the role perfectly. It's definitely a classic film that will be loved for a long time.

Well said Sir. It gave me a man tear.

icould only get half way through the film before i almost died from how terable i thought it was...

Hey fuck you! Forrest Gump is a retard and he did more in one life then you could in ten! I hope you get nut cancer and die a horrible slow prolonged death!

My gym coach from middle school :-( ... wait what are we talking about again?

I watched it today for the first time and it was really moving. You gotta watch out for that retard strength though, like the Hulk once they're pissed you can't stop em!

Like picking up a bunch of kittens and rubbin em all over your balls.

We already knew there was evidence of water on mars to due to the dry stream formations, but finding it on the moon is truly a breakthrough because of all the colonization possibilities it opens up. So why is the mars one on front page getting all the attention but this one isn't?

For 14,500 bucks they better be feeding me lobster and having Jessica Alba giving me daily blowjobs!

1. Tupac
2. Jesus
3. Bill Clinton
4. Hitler
5. The black guy from boogie nights.

I'd of put a token girl in there for us all to have our way with but I'm going by the title, either way that's still a party.

Arrrrrrr, shut the fuck up matey.

I know this seems crazy, I would of thought so too. I wasn't on any drugs either, before you call me a luni just watch some of Dr. Steven Greers videos where they have this exact same phenomenon documented many times on video. Also to make sure I wasn't crazy I brought my brother out later that night and he saw it too! He freaked out and went back inside. Don't be so close minded to think there's not more than we're made to belive to this world.

Also I'm NOT saying these are "aliens" or physical beings at all, I don't know what they are.

I've just had an amazing experience and I'm still having a hard time believing it actually happened. After following the works of Dr. Steven Greer (google him) I've been aware of people claiming to be able to summon U.F.Os, whats more is they say anyone has the ability to do it. But I've never really considered trying it for myself. Dr. Steven also has more in-depth videos instructing how to summon them, which worked perfectly for me. After watching this video (looked just like what I saw) I finally decided to give it a shot for some reason.
I went out, relaxed, looked up at the nightsky (complete covered in clouds showing no stars) and asked for my heavenly brothers to please share this moment with me and reveal themselves. I cleared my mind just as if I was meditating but with my eyes open. After about 2 minutes I saw this faint dot pop up and thought it a star that the clouds had just moved from covering, then all the sudden it just zoomed to the left out of view. I kept calm unsure of what I saw and remained in a meditative state. Then I began seeing many consecutive faint dots pop into existence and do the same thing as the first one, doing all kinds of weaves and strange patterns.

I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me but remained relax, until it was finally made clear to me that I wasn't just seeing things. Brighter than all the previous ones I saw a light materialize in my peripherals, looked over and it began looking like it was changing through all the colors every second. I again thought there was a break in the clouds revealing a star but realized it was infront of the clouds, then it grew very bright and vanished. A few seconds later it popped back up in the same spot brighter than ever then flashed upwards until it was out of view, far faster than any man made craft ever could. I felt overjoyed realizing there's more to this world than there's made out to be.

I don't expect you to take my word for it. Clear your mind, open your eyes and try it yourself.

No alone they're not illegal and if that's all it is you'll be fine. However I did have a friend get kicked out of school for rolling papers once, which was bullshit though.

At 9/14/09 08:14 PM, xWilson wrote:

At 9/14/09 08:13 PM, tobi0 wrote: Never heard of em'.

Either have I.

What the fuck are you guys, like 12? It's Patrick fucking Swayze assholes!

Next time she "accidentally" puts her hand on you, just casually grab it and put it on your cock. If she really likes you she'll go along with it, if not... oh well mystery solved.

I love the show too, me and my friends get together to watch it every week infact. When I first saw the previews I also thought it'd be another lame teenage girl twilight type deal but it's really not. For some reason I just don't find Sookie very attractive though... maybe it's that gap inbetween her teeth that throws me off. I have to say the gay drug dealer is by far my favorite character, he's always making me lol.
I missed the season finale though, me and my friends are gonna watch it on demand tonight.

I'd love to trip and have sex on some V!

Not true at all, my last girlfriend was like a sex addict. She wanted it way more than I could dish it, and it didn't end when I came but when she did. Sometimes she'd cum before me and I didn't even get to, she also usually only liked it when she was ontop and doin the work...It was kinda like she was the man and I was the woman. It's the opposite with some girls though just depends on the person.

I remember when I first discovered masturbating and was jerkin it like crazy. Then when I woke up in the morning my dick was swollen one part under the head more than the rest looking like a lump. I put some ice on it though and it was gone by the next day. So if you've been jackin it too much just throw some ice on it and your good to go.

Also rub it down with some icy hot. Trust me, that'll make it feel ALOT better!

I've done some playful dry humping with guy friends when drunk before, but full on making out? Shit you might as well just pull his pants down and stroke his cock and it wouldn't be too much gayer.