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No, you should fuck up your friend infront of her so that she has sweet passionate sex with you then and there, then dump her afterwards and tell your friend you were just playin and it's cool beans.

1 word my friend.

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The first shooter that got shot was identified as a arab muslim.... They need to just start shooting down any brown-skinned/muslim looking person in the vicinity just to be safe...

God why cant they have intelligent people like me in charge

At 11/5/09 04:00 PM, TheAdd wrote:

At 11/5/09 03:58 PM, Leo625 wrote:

i feel slightly disappointed though that it was still 2000 for you. God

It was a 2007 edition and was really souped up with the raised body and kingcab, he could of sold it for atleast 8,000.... so 2k wasn't bad at all. Sold my current car at the time for 2,500 leavin me with 500 to get some cheap walmart speakers.

My cousins dad had a heart attack when he was driving one day but luckily the car got stopped by a shallow ditch before hitting anything and damaging the car. It was still in great condition and my cousin didn't wanna have it around since it reminded em of his dad so he just gave it to me for 2,000 bucks. It's in great shape so it was a sweeet deal.

Same thing happened to me, luckily I survived with only minor brain damage... can hardly even notice though.

Well if you really payed him everything you owed and he's just trying to squeeze more out of you than ya you guys need to show em you're not a bitch and won't take that nig shit. But if you actually did owe him some more money and you just can't come up with it then I'd stab you too, don't blame em.

This cat is a true hunter, today I found him eating a baby deer in the woods. I don't know if it was already dead or he killed it himself but it seems fresh.... I took picture on my phone but having trouble getting them on my comp. I'll post em when I do.

A couple quarters and dimes, some rolling papers, a lighter, a condom wrapper from a condom I didn't end up using as planned so jacked off with, bubble gum wrapper, and some sprinkles of weed at the bottom.

At 11/3/09 06:36 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/3/09 06:33 PM, Leo625 wrote: It's sad how little interest you guys take in such an important discovery. But I guess topics about furries and getting beat up by girls at school is more important...

You're aiming this at the wrong audience my friend.

I'm not saying newgrounders are the type to be interested in archeological discoveries, but it's not every day the largest pyramids known to mankind, even larger than than the pyramids of egypt are unearthed.

It's sad how little interest you guys take in such an important discovery. But I guess topics about furries and getting beat up by girls at school is more important...

I'm glad the dog bit a chunk out of em, and that it didn't share the same fate. Your mothers in a more peaceful place now and she's still with you more than you realize. Try not to tred on the past and let it keep you down, your mother would of wanted you to put it out of your mind and live a happy life.

Just recently it was announced that Mayan pyramids have been discovered in Mirador and they may be the largest by volume in all of the world. This is really ground breaking because when the Spanish invaded the Mayans they destroyed almost all the Mayan records and replaced it with their own, leaving us with hardly anything to go on about the Mayan beliefs. What's more is this city of pyramids was dated before the Spanish invasion, leaving it uninfluenced by them. So there's a good chance we'll be able to learn more about the Mayan views of the end of their calendar and whether or not they really thought it to be the end of the world or maybe just the end of a transitional cycle.

For those of you who don't like to read here's a video on the discovery.

At 11/2/09 03:04 PM, disasterarea wrote:

At 11/2/09 02:37 PM, Leo625 wrote: Sorry for double post but meant to attach a picture so you could see the size of it

Jesus H. Christ, that isn't a bobcat! How do you sleep knowing that that big fucker could be lurking outside your window?

I didn't know jesus had a middle name, what's the H stand for?

But why would I be scared of him, although he's huge he's very friendly... well except to smaller animals, which he eats. I've even seen him catch a good size bunny and rip it apart until it was just a pile of organs left.
Even though we don't give him food or anything he's always coming up just lookin for some love and a back scratch.

Sorry for double post but meant to attach a picture so you could see the size of it

At 11/2/09 02:32 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: My current cat is 10 years old, the cat before that was in her 20's when she died. My friend's cat was 19 when he died. Like 8 years ago, my neighbor had a cat that died premature when it was 13.

So, those numbers are really off.

But were those indoor cats? The life expectancy of an indoor cats is alot higher. Nice to know they can reach their 20s though, means she might be with us for a good bit longer. Also my uncle is always saying it's way too big to be a regular cat and is a breed of bobcat, maybe bobcats have a longer lifespan.

I live in a kind of rural place with not many houses around, surrounded by woods. There's this wild cat (I'm assuming it doesn't have an owner since there's no collar and it catches it's own food) that hangs around here. I've been seeing him for as long as I can remember, according to my parents he's been coming around since I was 2 so that makes him around 15 years old. He's just this huge black cat, biggest cat I've ever seen and still looks very healthy, like he did 12 years ago except bigger. He's an awesome hunter too and is very agile, still able to jump up on things like 10 feet up. I see him enjoying a bird or squirrel almost everyday, his favorite are voles though. He runs up to us every time we go outside if he's close by, expecting a backrub. Also every time I see him crossing the road he looks both ways first, he's super smart.
But today I got to thinking about how old he is and decided to look up the life expectancy of cats curious as to how much longer he might be with us. What I found surprised me, the life expectancy of outside cats that get fed by owners is 5 years while the life expectancy of wild outside cats is even less than that.
So considering this cat is over 10 years overdue for death and still as agile and healthy looking as when he was a youngster, do you guys think he's a super cat?

What's wrong with fuckin a few ugly chicks? That's how you get warmed up for the right girl, otherwise when you meet a girl you really like and don't know what you're doing at sex she's gonna kick you to the curb.

I'll be your friend, come under my wing and I'll teach you the ways.

lol sike,, no homo sry

The part where I take a huge dump afterwards

At 10/24/09 09:34 PM, Smidly wrote: No. and I think you made this up for attention.

Unfortunately not, I don't know what her deal was... she acted like it was an accident but it obviously wasn't. It's something I wouldn't expect either which is why I didn't really know how to react.

Well I got a free message card for the message therapist in training at my college and decided to give it a try today. I ended up getting this girl with really short hair who looked a bit like a dyke but pretty cute. She told me to strip as much as I felt comfortable with so I got naked, covered the towl up to my waist, and laid down. When she came back in and started everything was going fine and I was enjoying myself, she was very sensual with it seeming to want to explore my body. Then she was started doing the karate chop thing down my back all the way down to my ass.... this is when things got weird.
She starts doing the chops on both my cheeks which I was fine with, till she did one right inbetween into my cornhole fingers prodding first instead of a sideways chop. I immediately jumped and squeezed my ass cheeks tight by reaction clamping her fingers in for like a split second. She then says, "I'm sorry was I being too rough for you?"... I was kind of shocked and didn't really know what to say so I muttered "no, but I'm not into that"
After a very awkward moment I say I gotta go use the restroom then bail out of there, I felt pretty used and violated... anyone had any similar experiences.

My god I haven't I haven't seen a Jewndian in ages. Be warry my comrade these are savage creatures, in order to slay one you must stab it in the heart with a sword casted from the metals found only in the deepest caves of Mount Huderious, located beneath the Serbian sea.

Pretty funny but you'd have to be a tard to not realize it's fake. I remember my friend gave me one of those once for a 5,000 max prize and I was like "why the fuck would my selfish friend randomly give me a lottery ticket instead of scratching it himself" so I immediately read the fine print and found out.

I didn't scratch it and saved it to try and pull on someone else. I eventually gave it to my girlfriend and she started flippin out when she scratched it, rambling on and on about all the things she was gonna buy. When I told her it was fake the soul crushing look on her face made me realize those things are a very dirty trick and you shoudln't fuck with people emotions like that.

No, that's perfectly normal for a boy your age.

To put it simply, yes. Yes he is.

Cops don't just climb up into little kids tree houses and punch the first one they see in the face...

If you're not happy with their acting get in their and do it yourself asshole. And to motivate them to really get into their character with alot of energy and fierceness just snort a few lines of coke with them beforehand, duh... You obviously haven't been a manager very long

It burns like hell fire when I pee and it has a lumpy consistency, your thoughts?

I lost mine at 16 at a party because all my friends pressured me into it. I was really drunk and the girl was even drunker, she had a great body but not so great in the face (main reason I had to be pressured) and had been talking about me to other people all night supposedly.
Anyway it took me forever to get it up and even then I was only half-cocked. To make it worse the lock on the door was broke and people kept coming in, we tried putting a chair there but it didn't work so well. I got pretty tired after like 5 minutes so I let her get ontop, at this point I'm getting pretty limp so she ends up just grinding on my flacid dick for like 20 minutes with me going in and out of consciousness until she has this spasmic-like orgasm that almost busted my right testie. I left the party after that confused and slightly ashamed of myself. Worse "sex" if you wanna call it that I've ever had, and the only time I didn't even bust my load...

In short don't rush to loose your virginity just for the sake of losing it, wait for the right girl and most importantly the right setting.