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It looks like an alien fetus that bears no particular resemblance whatsoever to Michael Jackson, the person who first decided there was enough of a resemblance to take it to press and the person who decided to publish it are both examples of the steady decline of the human race.

At 11/21/09 01:21 PM, M-Y wrote: No fucking way, my dad did it to me and I hated it. I'd be a hipocrite if i enjoyed beating them.

That doesn't mean he enjoyed it, he just wanted you to learn from your mistakes and the best way to make a stupid little kid learn is when he knows there's a consequence that he's not gonna like. It's just tough love, also it toughens them so they're not pussies.

For girls my penis gets very confused when they got a big bush hiding down below, I don't mind a landing strip or somethin but a girl with a bush is just a huge turn off. I'll stick put my dick in it but my mouths goin nowhere near it.
As for myself I don't shave I just trim my pubes. Much less hassle that way and still looks nice and clean cut.

I'll do what my parents did to me when I was a kid. Tell them to go find a stick of their choice, then when they hand it to me crack it right across their head! Then start yelling "if you cry I'm gonna hit you again even harder"!

We should all share pictures of ourselves without shirts on flexing our muscles.

not gay at all

So you kissed your ugly girlfriend on the cheek, wippity do!

The only proper way to get up. To the smell of freshly baked bacon.

Wake N' Bacon!

There's only one option for you to get yourself out of this sticky situation and that's to make it a little extra sticky and plug em both. hard.

See my serious face?

That's easy, fold the pizza and fill it with the taco ingredients and you got yourself a pizzaco.

All ugly chicks need a little loving sometimes, if not then you'd of never been born.

Some kids arguing in the back of the bus then one yelling "I'm gonna punch you in your balls!" .. I lmao'd

I OWN them ya, but haven't touched em in years. Last time I did was a few years ago to make a fake vagina with play-dough.

Wow you waited until your 21 to drink? How lame...I remember my first time drinking, I was 13 on a cruise with my family and my older brother slipped me some tequila. After I was done throwing up I felt great and hit the dance floor. And that's how it all started.

Can I come.... If I'm given a place to stay I'll bring enough weed and shrooms for everyone.

This is a club where we discuss manly things such as hot girls, banging hot girls, drinking, drinking then banging hot girls, working-out, kicking someones ass, banging a hot girl while kicking someones ass... just anything a manly man would do. So NO virgins or boys who's balls haven't dropped yet.

I'll start by asking how much can you guys bench and what's the most times you've ever climaxed with a girl in one session.

Punch her in the tits.

At 11/9/09 10:10 PM, Leo625 wrote: If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

Whoops, wrong thread!

f I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

Don't worry your tits will fill in soon enough.

Sooo, about those 2 girls... you hittin it?

A special lube you can apply to your dick that stimulates the sensory nerves in the girls vagina and makes her have long continuous orgasms and gives the guy a bigger, longer lasting erection. That's the fututre.

You could always give Flowers in the Attic a go... It's about this brother and sister who get locked up in an attic and he starts raping her and eventually she starts to like it.

Back in the days of cavemen picking up women was much easier. They'd bash them over the head with a club then drag em back to their cave by their hair and do their business.... it's actually true, they got cave paintings of it.

Grape.

Don't ask just use it and it'll be beautiful.

If I found shit on my toothbrush I wouldn't even ask questions I'd just go punch whoever I was living with at the time straight in the nose, hopefully crushing it into their brain making them mentally retarded for the rest of their lives.

If I ever hated someone enough to kill them Id probably wanna squeeze the life out of them with my own hands. Just hold em down by the throat till they go nighty nighty then duct tape their mouth and nose to make sure they don't wake back up.

not that ive ever done that before

At 11/6/09 06:10 PM, Twilight wrote: Hell no.

She's rough like that, can take a punch to the nose?

That makes me hot for her. Fucking rough bitch can demolish me any day. Stay with her.

That's also the type of girl that'll let you put it in her bum

Keep eating, you're very skinny for your height. Last time I checked I'm 5'11 and I weigh a little over 170 pounds I'm in good shape though with barely little body fat.