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I play paintball almost ever weekend at a course. If you get shot within 10 feet it can hurt like hell and you'll probably end up with lots of bruises. But getting shot from a distance isn't bad. Also don't play against mexicans if you can help it

I had a bad experience :-(

At 6/21/06 02:11 AM, Da_Ale wrote: The perfect woman hmmmmmmm. Well, thin, big boobs, nice ass, ummmm. Is there really much more to ask for?

Yeah ... can make a good sandwich

When my school went to disney world I was walking with my ex girlfriend and a few of my other friends and she was being a real bitch all day. Later in the day we all sat down to eat and she went got up to go to the bathroom. She left her purse and I saw tampons hanging out of it. So when she was just about to sit down I grabbed the tampons held them up and said "No wander You've been being such a bitch today!" infront of all our friends. She started crying and ran back to the bathroom. I almost felt bad but I don't regret it.

Too funny to regret

I have to stick with white girls .... the bible says if I do otherwise I'll have burning in hell to look forward to

I hate "What is love" by hadaway

I've just heard it too many times

At 6/20/06 08:00 PM, EyezOnMe wrote: http://www.purple.com/index2.html

?

There's more to the site then the front page? Wow I never knew that

A few years ago my uncle, aunt, and two brothers all died in a car crash. My life was turned upside down and I thought of suicide many times. Then one day when my life was at rock bottom my life was turned around. I found www.purple.com and it saved my life! If you're also having personal problems check it out

I put the site www.purple.com ..... Awhile back I was considering suicide because my life wasn't going very well but then I found www.purple.com and it changed my life

Unless you're slightly homo I probably won't get a good rating but why not

A couple years back I was playing truth or dare and ended up streaking through a trucker stop

At 6/20/06 03:04 PM, _Lost_Soul_ wrote:

At 6/20/06 02:43 PM, Leo625 wrote: Do me!

Hope you like!!

Thanks again Knuckles!!

Damn thats sexy!

Do me!

Everyones been saying I do latley ... do I?

http://i5.tinypic.com/14xpgte.jpg

Everyone says I look like a jew ... do I?

http://i5.tinypic.com/14xpgte.jpg

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=508784

I still haven't got around to finishing yet...

If anyone wants the blood orgy porn I can send it to you if you like

The more I think about it the more I'm liking the idea of moving back in with my dad ..... I'll just never be able to look/talk at her the same

You guys don't understand my moms a strict catholic and thinks I'm the perfect son ...... I just got done talking to her and she rambled on and on and about how such sin won't be tolerated in her house and she's making me move back in with my dad (who i hate with a passion).......but this doesn't suprise me at all ..... maybe she wouldn't of cared as much if it hadn't been a porno with the people having blood poured all over them :-(

At 6/19/06 08:21 PM, DasChimp wrote: Yeah... thats always an awkward chat... course I never got caught like that, I just forgot to erase my trail once. Jesus man you have a few very uncomfortable weeks coming up.

Maybe I should move ni with my dad for awhile :-/

At 6/19/06 08:17 PM, maddog125 wrote: You're asking NewGrounds for advice? IDK, just talk to her. I bet that's pretty akward though.

Yeah I don't want to ask anyone in real life because that'll make things even more awkward for me.

Well today I was on the phone with my girlfriend earlier today and she was being a tease so when we got off the phone I did what all guys do when girls are blue balling them..... got out my personal tube of lotion. So i got some freaky porn up on my computer and started going at it when I heard my door open. I looked over my shoulder and saw my mom standing there then we made eye contact for a brief second but then she looked past my shoulder and saw the blood orgy porn on my screen then down at my hand at what i was doing. She immedietley closed the door. She has confronted me about it yet but what do yall think I should do. Should i continue avoiding her or just talk to her about it.