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I've already known about this for awhile, I hope you guys are mentally prepared for it.

Good job, but it's not going to really matter if your song gets put on the radio if it sounds like shit.... infact it could do you the opposite and make no one even consider you anymore.

He better come up with some other models because I wouldn't beat that thing with a stick much less fuck it. Honestly though why spend all that money and time on making it lifelike just to give it a down syndrome face.

Usually fathers teach you this kinda thing but with a son who only has peach fuzz on his face at 16 he probably killed himself.

But to avoid those razor bumps simply scrub your face beforehand getting off all the dead skin that'll catch hairs that cause the bumps and also after your done use aftershave, aftershave is to clean out the pores preventing infection. So do these two things and it should never be a problem again.

I'm suppose to have the biggest ice storm/snow storm in 3 years coming tonight and I'm almost certain the powers gonna go out as it always does when ice storms come through. I'm probably going to try and do some makeup work and possibly workout some, all while blazing ofcourse. Then I'll probably cover a case of beer with some snow and roll it into a huge snowball so the core temp. gets rlly low, then have a snow party with the town folk.

If anyone is handing out "the feel good pills" make sure you grab some but don't take any less than 2 and no more than 4. Also if someone hands you a beer that's already opened DON'T DRINK IT. I learned this the hard way.

I'll add a lil sexy to the mix. and marijuana.

At 1/6/10 09:24 PM, Attactivist wrote: Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.

Sorry man but Mommy looks a lil whorish, no offence. I'd get a DNA test ASAP!

You should join for sure it's more than worth the money. It changed everything when I joined the gym because they got machines that make it easy for you to isolate and work on every muscle, working out at home just doesn't compare. Plus it really boost your confidence and makes things like poppin your shirt at the beach or poppin your shirt for a girl causing her to wanna rub your muscles which then leads to bumpin uglies, alot funner.

I'd help you out and buy some but I only drink Cambodian breast milk.

It's mostly based on genetics but eating healthy while you're still growing can make a difference but you're past your major growth. However there is certain stretches that can add an inch or possibly two to your height if done properly and daily, do each of these stretches everyday.

I'd kill as many of the people around me as possible with some blunt object around me before putting my head in the machine that cut my dick off.

I'm not into furry porn or anything but having boy errr... girl wearing cute little bunny ears and panties with a tail on sounds kind of kinky.

Easy, just do what I do. Get a friend and start playin catch near her house then chuck the baseball through her window. Then go over and knock on the door to retrieve it and you've already got an icebreaker and conversation starter.

I've only had one screamer to actually scare me and that's because it traumatized me so bad I was always paranoid of anything possibly being another one.
When I was about 9 me and my cousin were arguing if ghost were real so we ended up looking for pictures of them on the internet. So it's night time I'm 9 years old and were already tryin to put ourselves in a scared mood by looking up ghost pics. Eventually we get this pic of a long corridor that says can you see the ghost in this picture and we're both starring really hard in complete silence and with the volume unknowingly turned all the way up, then some dead corpse looking girl pops out screaming. I just really wasn't expecting it so it almost put me in shock for a min or so and my cousin ran out of the room screaming.

I swear it seems like I hear bout these shooting rampage stories everyday, it makes me wanna.. go shoot some people.

A viscous cycle

My dad always says to just flush him down the toilet since funerals are so expensive but I've always kinda wanted to kind be injected into space so maybe a long time down the road some aliens will find my casket floating around and use my DNA to bring me back.

Big deal I've chugged the entire bottle of those plenty of times, including Tabasco sauce, on bets and dares. I got the shits the next day but other then that it never was all that bad.

Ya cops are assholes, just today when I was driving through downtown this cop pulls me over just to say to turn my music down. I said I barely had the volume up and then he told me to get out of the car and patted me down infront of the many people around, cupping my nuts twice. But thankfully I was wearing my gym shorts and had left my jeans with everything in em at home.

I heard about this on the radio today (coast to coast), apparently it's on the dark side of the moon so you can't see it from earth but it's suppose to be legit.

A photo taken by Nasa shows a swastika shaped structure on the moon, Nasa claims it was due to a signal disturbance caused by a weather balloon that just so happened to look like a perfect swastika shaped building but that's obviously not the case.
It's not a dispute to skeptics as to wether or not the photo is a fake but wether or not it's actually a natural formation/signal disturbance as opposed to an artifical object.

Clearly Hitler made his escape to the moon after World War 2 to start a Nazi colony but was quickly wiped out once they realized they couldn't breathe there.

Link.

Ok so a girl starts ripping on you and your black friend and you just take it like a bitch and don't stick up for your friend... but yet you come out of it thinking you two are about to go on a date?

Oh MY GOD I cant believe this!!! My aunt lives there!

Oh wait... I've never heard of Haiti much less care about it. As far as I'm concerned we should just drop a couple nukes on the place to put em out of their misery instead of wasting our tax money sending them aid and supplies.

Why do I have a feeling a new type of fetish porn is about to pop out.... no worse than furries though I guess.

At 1/12/10 01:13 PM, wehrmacht5 wrote: the banana spider is also a freaky little spider.
lol how it directly went from insects to spiders

My spider could kick your spiders ass!

Probably that new spiders species they just found in the middle-east that lives off of iraqi children. They called it Cerbalus aravensis.

Combine Tom Selleck and Bruce Lee and you get the manliest man to walk this earth. Don Frye.

Here's an actual vagina wall.

If it's not too late to abort then I'd go with that option.

trust me

This title was the best news I'd heard my whole life, I was about to just bust a nut right there but then I read your post and it killed me a little inside.