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Ha that ain't shit... One night I was staying at a friends to spend the night and we ended up getting into a fight but that's another story. So I came home early and I hear faint groaning noises when I walk in the door. I thought somone was hurt at first so I walked down the hall really fast. But I'm not stupid and as soon as I got close I knew what the deal was... I mean I heard the fuckin bed bangin on the wall.
But that's not the bad part ... the yelling and moaning was coming from behind the door to MY room.

At 7/29/08 09:54 PM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 7/29/08 09:43 PM, Leo625 wrote: I suggest getting high then taking an origami class.... guaranteed hours of fun!

Origami, eh?

Sounds intriguing.

Trust me it's really relaxing and you won't even realize how much time is going by you'll get so into it.... I got high off my ass the other day and went into it and spent 5 hours just folding away.
This was the end result......

At 7/29/08 10:05 PM, azteca89 wrote: I got a loan to pay off...what should I do? fuck it

There ya go! You're getting the gist of it now! I mean wasn't that so much easier then gathering the money and paying it off?

At 7/29/08 09:51 PM, Jeinu wrote:

At 7/29/08 09:25 PM, RacistBassist wrote: An apathetic life is a sad life

Or rather, an apathetic life is no life

Fuck it.

From authority figures such as parents I have many secrets ... but among my peers I'm open about everything really. Well there's one thing I've never told anybody and am ashamed of and since I don't know you all it doesn't really matter... A little over a year back when I was pretty drunk and my friends sister and her friend ... who were hammered ... said they'd go skinny dipping with me if I open mouth kissed this gay emo goth kid that was there.

I agreed in my drunken state thinking I'd just peck him on the lips and they'd be satisfied but as soon as I got in there He grabbed the back of my head and jammed his tongue right in and grabbed my ass.... *shudders*... slipping a finger inbetween my cheeks making me feel completley violated. Ofcourse I pushed him right off but he just laughed and ran out. The girls liked it and acted a lil turned on so I didn't find him and kick his ass.

And what kills me is that I didn't even finally get some in a pool as I've always wanted to do... all I got was some sloppy drunken fooling around that didn't even get me off in the end. All for NOTHING

At 7/29/08 09:40 PM, Z-Sector wrote: I have a similar, but not quite as hardcore philosophy: Chill, dude.

Just don't worry about it. Don't fuck it, because sure you'll do it, but NO RUSH! It'll get done, so just chill, dude...

Your philosophy is for suckers ... why get something done when you can say Fuck it.

At 7/29/08 09:34 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Massive amounts of drugs.

Great things about drugs is they make anything you do a little bit funner. So if you find a hobby that you genuinely enjoy it will just be that much better if you do it with massive amounts of drugs.

I suggest getting high then taking an origami class.... guaranteed hours of fun!

At 7/29/08 09:29 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I think that would actually be hard, not easy. You'd have to force yourself to not care about something that you'd normally be upset by.

It's hard at first but after saying fuck it in a few emotional situations you'll get the hang of it and saying fuck it in a usually negatively emotional situation will come as naturally as taking a breath.

I've noticed alot of people bitching and gripping about life and the bullshit that comes with it on the bbs and I'd like to share with you all a simple way to make life a much simpler and smoother ride for you all.
I know what you're thinking
"Oh he's just gonna say what I've heard a million times... you just gotta take responsibility and deal with your problems head on."
Nope just the opposite. Fuck it.

Girlfriend dump you? Easy ... Fuck it.

Realize you left your kid behind at the store? Fuck it

Get fired from your job? Fuck it.

Friend is on the floor turning blue yelling for you to call an ambulance? Too much trouble... Fuck it.

It's so easy even you can do it! With this new found knowledge you'll never do such things as get depressed, worried, or stressed. Just remember shit happens and when that shits taken on you remember the magic words, FUCK IT!

If I woke up and saw that looking at me with the same expression no amount of therapy would ever make me quite the same.

You've probably never even smoked ... to have a bad trip off of weed you gotta be a bitch and in reality there's no such thing as getting laced weed. Drug dealers don't just get bored and sprinkle some crack in your bag, that's giving away free drugs... and that shit just doesn't happen in the drug game.

At 7/29/08 06:51 PM, OhThisGuy wrote:

At 7/29/08 06:38 PM, Leo625 wrote:

At 7/29/08 06:11 PM, OhThisGuy wrote:

At 7/29/08 06:01 PM, Seasons wrote:

At 7/29/08 05:59 PM, Jeffaro wrote:

You obviously haven't smoked from a vaporizer if you think you could trick somebody into buying bud that's been smoked in one ... hint the name, it's vaporized to hell and crumbles to ashes if you even touch it.

And to the topic starter there's no way you got a whole ounce of that dank lets see a pic.

It seems you have never used a Volcano, hell even with a vapor brothers you can get high without making the weed too much of a burnt brown. Congrats on thinking you know enough to discredit me.

I own a pretty cheap one because I couldn't afford a volcano but when I was down at the beach we went up to this guys room because he was gonna sell us some out of his bag and he had one. It was way better than the one I got but it still had the same end result it looked completley charred and blackened.

good times

At 7/29/08 06:11 PM, OhThisGuy wrote:

At 7/29/08 06:01 PM, Seasons wrote:

At 7/29/08 05:59 PM, Jeffaro wrote: It seems that you have discovered tiberium!

that actually made me laugh!

I'm thinking on calling somebody to report this unusual finding to.. but, who?!

A naive high schooler or middle schooler who will pay more for the item than it's worth.
Plus points if you smoke it out of a vaporizer so as to use up all the THC and then sell it to the naive kid.

You obviously haven't smoked from a vaporizer if you think you could trick somebody into buying bud that's been smoked in one ... hint the name, it's vaporized to hell and crumbles to ashes if you even touch it.

And to the topic starter there's no way you got a whole ounce of that dank lets see a pic.

Ummm it's just some mold.... but I'll need you to send it to me for further analysis.

But seriously I know you didn't find that shit, that's some REALLY high grade weed.

Just gargle some vodka, it always did the trick for me.... certainly doesn't hurt to drink it either.

Probably my friends $150 bong I was stumbling around and accidentally hit it off the table ... Still haven't paid him either.

I thought I was the only one who thought so ... I was pretty messed up which usually makes any movie seem good but I found myself getting bored with it and wishin it would hurry and end. Me and my friend ended up leaving at a little past the two hour mark so I don't know how it ended but at that point I didn't really care.

It's pretty sad you share your real problems with everybody then come up with a fantasy way of dealing with it that you don't have the balls to actually do.

Fat and ugly people just can't have high standards. They just gotta realize that they're going to have to find someone else fat and ugly too. Best way to do it is think of things on a scale of 1-10, 1 being the ugliest and 10 being the hottest. Be honest with yourself and decide where you're at on the scale. When you see a girl put her on the scale and if it's within 2 points of you then you're game.

At 7/22/08 11:34 AM, agustana wrote: I've never watched anyone sleep.

I feel creepy just thinking about it.

Yeah really if I woke up and someone was just watching me sleep I would be pretty freaked out. I might even break up with a girl over it I'd be so creeped out. I guess it's because you're so vulnerable when you're asleep.

fag tee hee

If this is true then you're just a little bitch nark and a shitty brother. Do you not beat one out sometimes? Why are you so bent on getting your brother caught... you should know that it's just natural urges and not running and telling mommy all the time.

I've been hearing about this quite a bit over the last few years... there use to be a site called savetheinternet by tech TV where you go to make donations or something to combat it. I'll look for a link if it's still around. But who cares there will be better shit to do when you're bored by then anyway, especially since most of us will be of drinking age by then. So I'll be able to live without the internet

Post it here jackass I made it for a reason.

At 7/17/08 05:58 PM, Gatling wrote: No, I mostly act out illegal activities at places where there are no cops, like in the forest.

I try to but somtimes it's either out in public or not at all.... like when you're at the beach and back in your room you got family waitin there.

Surely there's someone on newgrounds who isn't a buzzkiller and has a story to share... I know there's some other people on here who get out some

At 7/17/08 05:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 7/17/08 05:05 PM, Leo625 wrote:

At 7/17/08 05:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Well enjoy your brain rot

I will enjoy it you can believe that.

Believe? I actually know you will.

Until you come in 10 years telling us how you dropped out of school, got arrested 6 times, and are suffering from permanent brain cell loss and advanced dementia.

While I like to have a good time as most normal people do I also keep my priorities straight. I've got a great scholarship and been accepted to U.S.C
If you don't like to party that's your preference, you're just missing out and mad because of it.

At 7/17/08 05:00 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Well enjoy your brain rot

I will enjoy it you can believe that. But just doing mainly weed and alcohol doesn't do that much of a toll on your body. Plus why having a boring life just so you can suffer a little longer when you get older. I'd rather live it up while I can even if it does mean I might not live long enough to have somone changin my diapers again

That happened to me one time. I was confused about where it was coming from but I could smell it strong in the vent. So I looked in my families rooms and it wasn't my brother and my mom was at work. So I checked my dads room and sure enough it was hazed out. He rushed me out but I acted cool about it and he eventually came out to talk about it. And ever since we've been waking and baking before work on mondays together

I made this thread for everyone to share run ins they've had with the police. And I don't means the ones where they were there to help but the ones where they were out for your ass.

One of my most recent encounters was a little over a week ago at the beach in Destin, Flordia. My cousin Amanda found a guy to get beer and was out picking it up so to help do our part me and my other cousin Josh went out searching for some bud (weed). We asked around but only found other people looking for it too so we just bummed some ciggeretes off some people and called it quits. But we got to talking to em and they said they'd sell us some out of their bag.

So we head up to their hotel room and buy a half O. After hanging out their for awhile we end up leaving drunk as fuck and they gave us some more beers for the road. Usually I'd never walk through the hotel and all openly drinking a budlight but like I said we were drunk as fuck.
So we head out to the beach but on the dock thing with the showers and all on the way there we see a cop. We immediately just turn around and start walking but then he starts yelling at us "Are you over the age of 21, I'm going to need to see some I.D.s"
And before thinking I just took off and my cousin followed. Not looking back we ran in the parking garage and hid inbetween some cars. We're sitting there about to shit ourselves but see no sign of further pursuit. Luckily about 10 or so minutes later Amanda drives up and we hop in her car and get the hell out of there.

That was my most recent encounter, has anyone else had any troubles with the cops latley