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Because I'm pre-genetically bound to desire "pussy", it's within our natural instincts to drive for the continuation of our species.

Happy B-day! In order to get your present you'll have to reach in my pocket.

No, for us straight males typically the only thing we shave is our face and usually trim or shave the pubes.... for females it's a different matter. Don't believe everything you hear about America because 98% of it isn't true.

At 2/21/10 02:54 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 2/19/10 12:31 PM, Leo625 wrote: Screw the gym, I've never weight lifted a day in my life and I still got the body of a greek god

Your no Hercules bub.

I'm aware of that but my point is you don't need to lift weights to get a good physique, maybe not a Arnold Schwarzenegger or "hercules" type physique but still very strong, toned, agile, and sexy. I just do JuJitsu, Judo, and body weight strength training exercises.

Post a pic where you're not tryin to look like a man so we can compare

I'd save Carmilla so I could kill her myself!

she banned me one time for no reason

To save money I just use a sponge that I re-use and occasionaly wash, keep it soaked in soap though so it's sanitary. On a bad day I might have to use the rough side of the sponge, but I try to avoid it.

First I'd check for a penis just to know for myself then I'd probably carry her to get some help in hope for some reward, but if it turns out she's a chick there might be rape somewhere along the way also.

Gonna need a pic of said sister in order to give accurate advice.

I wanna be able to look em in the eyes while the life is slowly taken out of them, so I'd go with strangling them to death.

We use all of our brain for different purposes but for any given moment we're usually using about 10% of it's capacity, that doesn't mean we don't use all of it though.

If that defines autism then pretty much the majority of the BBS is autistic.

That's not a near-death experience OP, that's a near near-death experience. I've had many experiences like the one you listed but the only times where I actually saw death before my eyes, was my first car crash going 60 mph while it was raining while doing a bunch of 360s into a tree, and my 2nd one was on the interstate where the car lost traction while getting on an exit ramp and flipped twice.

At 2/19/10 04:14 PM, Vortex wrote:

) proud to say probably one of the best bodies here , 5'11 160 10% bodyfat

picture last year close to the end of my senior year ,best I have where you can get a basic idea

Sorry sonny but you don't come close, for 5'11 160 pounds is scrawny.... I have about the same bodyfat and height as you but over 10 pounds more muscle mass... you got a good base though so keep workin at it.

Screw the gym, I've never weight lifted a day in my life and I still got the body of a greek god

Well if they're simulating the big bang almost exactly then arn't they a little worried about well.. triggering another big bang.

I made the mistake of going with this girl I've been talking to and about halfway through she just got bored and wanted to make out the rest of the time. Then she started rubbin my buldge through my jeans causing me to get an erection and blue balls... jus like the movie!

So ya I missed most of the story and plot it but it was still nice to look at.

Okay okay, quit PMing me I'll post a pic of my greek god body...

I'm 5'11 and 180 pounds, seems kinda heavy but I got hardly any body fat whatsoever.

I've been in like 3 fistfights with my older bro and had 2 fights at school, both of which were after school in the parking lot. I'm not gonna lie though pretty much all the fights I had with my bro I got my ass beat bad, but he was 3 years older and way bigger at the time.
The 2 fights at school came after the fights with my bro so I was pretty ready for them and actually got myself a big reputation for being a guy not to fuck with...feels good to have a guy that fucks with alot of people and is a total douche bag beg for you to stop hitting him infront of pretty much your whole grade level.

My sister's 13 and i can't even imagine her going out with a guy that age. If I found out some 20 year old was foolin around with my lil sis I'd go bust his face in till my knuckles were busted.

Gain his trust, learn his language, and mate with his women. It is only then that you will be able to strike.

It's just a cycle, the cycle begins with the big bang which keeps expanding until eventually it loses momentum and starts to cave back in on itself. Once it finally recedes all the way back to a single point another big bang erupts starting the process all over again.

If I make it past 90 I'll probably just go ahead and off myself... I mean who wants to live to be an old wrinkled fart that can't do anything without assistance.

If I saw that thing lookin at me running it's mouth and talkin shit I might have the impulse to pop it in the face and try to inflict as much damage as possible also.

I hope none of this shit goes up my nose canal. burns like a bitch!

Should I jack off right now and pass out or should I go ahead and go to the gym, jack off, and then pass out. Hmmmmm...

I know it's not that big of a deal to see it alone but it's just the minuscule chance that I see someone I know that I'm worried about cause then they'd be like wtf whys you seein a movie alones... but whatever.

If it's good enough to make people commit suicide over just from missing the awesomeness of it then it's good enough for me to take that risk.

Also I don't really have a pony tail but my hair is a little long, probably not long enough to get enough penetration to please though :-/

Well today my friends were having another discussion about avatar that I couldn't join in on cause I was out of town when it first came out and everyone saw it. However tomorrow is the last viewing in my area of Avatar in 3-D and I'm tempted to go see it but problem is every else already has and I'd have to go alone.
So do you guys think it's worth seeing at the cost of looking like a loser and sitting by myself?

A fight is about the most exciting thing that can happen at a party besides getting laid, so any chance I get to start one I'll take. Unless it's one of my close friends then I'll try to prevent it and jump in if need be.