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I know you're all scared to post your pic for fear of being ridiculed... but the stache has no shame.

I get all the little kids with this bad boy.

At 5/3/09 06:22 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 5/3/09 06:21 PM, Leo625 wrote:

Also I hope you don't expect any real girls to submit themselves into the contest....

I did? Didn't I?

You can't really accurately judge somone who has half their face covered by glasses...

Also is this like real beauty pageants which have also have bikini contest?

Where's the most beautiful guy contest? What kinda bullshit is this!?

Also I hope you don't expect any real girls to submit themselves into the contest....

I'll be in walmart looting all I can fit into two shopping carts, and taking all the plants they have that grow fruits or vegetables. I'll also be packin a 9mm to take care of any competition from other looters and/or employees.

2012 is gonna be awesome!

The ninja one.

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Is it wrong that I have an erection?

But if you look closely at the pic of the first girls head on the table it's obviously shopped.

You poor, poor child.

My condolences to your parents.

I'm ashamed to be apart of a site filled with a bunch of guys that get bullied by girls.

If a bitch forgets her place put her back in it with a traditional backhand. It lets them know what's up and plus doesn't usually leave any bad bruises for people to question. If you really wanna put her in her place, then rape her afterwards.

If that's the case then they're going to shit a brick when they find out they microwaved multiple kitties on ATHF.

So thats where that extra Zing comes from.

Does anyone happen to know where this bars located? Sounds like a place I'd like to check out.... to ummm protest, yeah thats it.

If it's just somone who you know has killed some people walkin down the street and you shoot him, then yes you're up for murder charges. His character doesn't matter if you're not being threatened.

Now psychopath or not if he's causing immediate danger to your life then you can legally kill him in self defence.

If a thread about some bullshit flu that's just killed a few mexicans gets more post in under a week than I have in over 3 years I'm gonna be pissed!

If you're that desperate, but be careful a whore that cheap is bound to have some diseases you've never heard of.

bongs are better

Sounds like somone needs to get laid, badly.

Mmmmm, nothing like the smell of period blood in the morning.

At 4/27/09 07:49 PM, physicsman09 wrote: .:UPDATE:.

4 Suspected cases in North Carolina.

Link

Ah shit I was in NC for like 2 hours today.... I live in SC right on the
border and it's like a 20 minute drive into NC from here. I saw a movie there which means alot of clustered people, not good.

I don't see why people are worrying so much, unless you're a dirty mexican with no healthcare you will almost certainly survive, that is if you even get it which is a very slim chance.

I've had plenty of sicknesses myself with way worse symptoms than this, seems pretty mild to me. I don't even know how this is getting so much media attention, I guess they're running out of things to talk about.

Have you come out to your parents yet?

I apologize, I read through your post pretty quick and was under the impression you shared your brothers blind hatred for America.

Wow I really underestimated NG, when I threw my vote in it was at like 45 or so.... I hadn't read the 1 million par though, that's just bullshit and makes this pretty much a waste of time.

I love how people get jealous of how awesome America is so they just rant how we're all stupid douches and/or fat. Well if the worlds biggest super power is just a bunch of idiots then what the hell does that make you.

By the way the proper definition of douche would include you and your brother.

Down here where I live that's what we refer to as a fag.

Things must be different where you live.
In towns out here we have the traditional manhunt in these situations and roam the streets with pitchforks and shotguns.

I don't like people mocking others choices either and I don't mind if somone does heroine or coke. But when it's starting to become a health risk it needs to stop. And with drugs like heroine that's usually what it will become, so people critiscing you for it arn't doing so without reason.

As for my first time smoking bud, it sucked ass.

But as for the first time i actually got high off it (2nd try) was amazing. It was an amazing blunt that looked as if it'd never been split. It was outside in the dark and after like 5 puffs I just started seeing like these red flashes and started walking off saying I was feeling it.
Then we started playing basketball and I couldn't even play. At one point my fat friend just kind of like tackled ontop of my skinny friend when he was doing a layup and I was on the ground laughing for like 20 minutes.

Thinking back it was like a whole other drug back then. I don't trip ANYWHERE close to the level I use to back then.... good times.

Most of these guys who are giving you shit are probably virgins who haven't even kissed a girl in the first place.

I'm not gonna lie, I had this same problem. I just worked myself up thinking about it too much and ended up getting too anxious when i wanted to go in for it. It's really the reason why my first major girlfriend and I broke up.

As weird as it seems I actually lost my virginity before getting my first kiss. But it was with my older bothers girlfriends friend, who was a bit of a slut I won't deny it. So she was older and much more experienced which made it possible to skip pass the first couple bases.

Honestly though I never got past the stigma, Sober. After that first drunken kiss it just came natural.... So there's your answer just get drunk your first time then it'll come easy.

It would of been a better story to tell if you guys hadn't ran like pussies. I know weed makes you paranoid but comon it's a bird, you can kill the fucker with just some rocks and a stick.

Pretty much a basic friday:
Went to school, got out, went to a friends house, smoked some weed, we all went to another friends house, smoked some more weed, went to a movie, smoked some more weed, drove to my brothers friends apartment and drank some beers and tested out their new bong extension for their gas mask.

After it got dark I drove very much under the influence on my moped back home and got on the interwebs which brings me here.
It was an alright friday, it's never a good friday if I dont get any pussy.

The kid was stupid for putting himself in that situation but he's just a kid and doesn't know any better, the people down below including the operator could of easily of reversed the wheel and saved him.
Only in america though right... oh wait.
And after the boy fell the Russian was yelling "Thats what he gets, thats what he gets!"

At 4/23/09 05:11 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Not nearly long enough.
Also think long and hard before getting dreads. They might look good but on the other hand they might just be a mess. They are also quite a bit of effort to take care of. Read around, and if possible talk to some dreaded people first.

I got a black friend with dreads that I've talked to about it, in fact he was the one that got the idea in my head because he said it'd look good on me. However this was also like a year ago when my hair was alot longer.