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Freddy got fingered.

At 6/17/09 12:06 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 6/17/09 12:04 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Dude i'm gonna save that shit for marriage

I commend you for this. A responsible choice.

No it's a dude who can't get laid in the first places choice. Nice cover up though.

I know it's only a few steps to your sisters room but that doesn't make it right!

I'm still at school with the same group of kids I went to pre-school with so they still bring it up sometimes. I remember when my mom left me I started crying and would run from the teachers. But the part people still bring up is when I was playing with this girl and she tried to take this plastic frying pan from me. At first I was holding strong but then I just let go and the pan flew into her face and she flew backwards with a bloody nose. I still know her and she still hasn't gotten over it.

I've had green poos before but it was just once and then passed. This only concerned me because it's continued to occur and is a deep green like I've never seen before.

Well I just got back from 4 days of drinking at my friends house down in Charleston. I was suppose to of moved down there too but the college denied me and I settled on one closer to home. Anyway for 4 days if we weren't playing beer pong and drinking at their house we were out somewhere else drinking. I also tried opium for the first time and it just gave me a headache and felt like a really strong loratab.
My diet throughout the time consisted of mainly beer with 1 or 2 stops at Mcdonalds each day with a little taco bell and Chick-fil-a thrown in.
But last night when I finally got back home I took a shit and it was diarrhea, green diarrhea. Like a weird bright yet dark green I've never seen before, I thought I gave birth to an alien poo. I just figured it was nothing to worry about but this morning I had another big green poo, but solid this time. I read online it says it could be this disease that's contracted by being in contaminated waters, which scares me because I went into 2 dirty rivers and the beach down there.

But I'm hoping it was just all the alcohol consumed in such a short time span. Anyone else had any similar problems with drinking and green poo?

If I was him I wouldn't let ur snoopin little ass borrow my laptop anymore. It's not really your business what your dad looks at on the laptop he payed for in the house he payed for.

Congratulations, you've just snorted a mixture of 98% baby laxative and 2% cocaine. That's what they give to rich little white kids like you who don't know the difference.

I had to watch my Grandpa die and help pickup his body, I think that's a little more emotionally scarring then a random bum drug addict.

Looks like your "Hi I'm new thread" was only a couple months ago. I think you're just an example of the thing you're warning of.

Good luck getting her to let you fit a tip of a water bottle in her ass. They make enemas for this, much smoother and easier.

I live in South Carolina and was born and raised here. I've been to the majority of the states on the east coast so around 9 - 11, including the ones I've just passed through to get to another state. But I haven't been anywhere outside of the eastcoast.

Lately I've been getting this mentality that if something doesn't involve girls I'd rather not do it. Like my friend asked me to come over to his house this past weekend while his parents were gone and they had a keg. I asked if any girls were gonna be there and he said just his girlfriend so I said fuck it.
If I get drunk I want to have it in my mind that I at least have a chance of getting laid. Otherwise it just seems kind of pointless. It use to not really be like that till I got pussy for the first time.

My girlfriend has some of that twilight glitter lotion. Long story short we were rubbing it on each other which led to her give me some hand work with it. It was great but it took days to get all the glitter off my dick.

I'm pretty sure that's nothing a guy couldn't do just as well if not better, I fail to see the point.

I'm pro-his white side but anti-his black side.

Nah but I'm glad we finally gave a black guy a chance to prove himself in office, even if he's half white he has a black appearance so he still represents for them.
Black people came over here with us when the first colonies in America started and have been here from the beginning just like us, it's their country just as much as ours. They helped us build it, even if it was by force. So it's about time we have one as our president.
Plus now blacks can't say "Oh we'll never see a black president, this country is still racist"! And if he fucks up we can say, see that's why.

Saying something that gets the whole class to laugh, doing a good deed that a person is genuinely thankful for, laying out on the beach on a full moon with a girl you have a strong connection with and just listening to the waves in each others embrace, railing a line of cocaine, and helping my community.

It's always the ones who get picked on alot in school and get their asses kicked alot that take it to that level..

Judging by how excited you were bout that story I take it you're still a virgin and that's the farthest you've gotten. And when they grind your cawk an erection is expected so don't be scared to let em out of his cage, you just gotta tuck it up through your underwear band. It makes it less obvious and gives you the most pleasure that way. If you jizz your pants though your gonna look like a douche, it's ok if ur in a pool though.

At 5/28/09 01:09 AM, Me-Patch wrote: A big ass comet blew up right before it hit the ground there. Thats what actually happend.

That wouldn't explain the nuclear radiation found. Also if the evidence is real then it's proven that we humans do not yet have the technology to make such deep and precise cuts into that kind of material.

Ok, so he has two years to live and he keeps going to school? Don't really see how it's gonna pay off in the long run...

fake.

I remember seeing a documentary on them trying solve the mystery on how the miles of devastation was made in Siberia around a hundred years ago and some thought the only explanation was a nuclear bomb due to the radioactivity also found in the area but someone possessing a nuclear bomb back then was of course not likely.

Now Russian scientist have a new explanation with some compelling evidence to back it up.

There's a saying "Don't point a gun at someone unless you're ready to pull the trigger" and as far as I'm concerned North Korea doesn't have the balls to pull the trigger because they know all hell will break loose on them. They just want NATO to succumb to it's wishes and demands for aid and supplies because they're having much more internal struggles then they put off.

But just for pointing the gun and threatening us should be enough reason to take some decisive action. I can say if we end up declaring war on them or vice versa I'll gladly join the military to help diminish some of their over-confidence.

Probably Atlanta, me and my cousin just spent a day there and in that time we had crack offered to us more times than I can count and had a gun pointed at us.
We were just walking to downtown and were cutting behind some buildings and this guy started yelling for us to stop. We look back and he has a gun pointed our way so we just run like hell. He didn't fire any shots but damn, I could almost feel the bullets hitting me in the back while we were running, scary shit.

I've seen some pretty sick shit on the internet but I don't think that really counts.

In real life I'd have to say the time I went to my friends house and his brother and all his friends chopped the head off this cat with an axe. They said it was acting sick and they thought it had rabbies but it looked fine to me. Little guy was just taking a nap when they did it, and it only chopped like half way through on the first swing so he was squirming around for a second. Right after the first blow though they started swinging like crazy on it so it didn't suffer for long atleast.

I have to say it was one of the more genuinely traumatizing experiences I've had.

Only with my elders, if it's one of my peers I might give a low five with the finger lock thing at the end, or just a knuckle bump, or if they're on my level I'll give them a combination of the two.

At 5/26/09 05:32 PM, lVlad wrote:

At 5/26/09 05:30 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 5/26/09 05:16 PM, kman355 wrote:

they cant reach the U.S. with current technology. Likely target: Japan

Sure they can't send a nuke from their soil all the way to ours on a missile but people fail to realize they still have the capability of nuking us. Did we send a missile all the way to Hiroshima from America? No, we took planes there on ships then flew it over their city from there.

They have the same capability of bringing a convoy of ships here equipped with launchpads and flying it the rest of the way, though they'd probably be detected long before they could without planes that can't be detected by radar.

Trust me it'll make things much easier if you just go ahead and tell your dad that you're gay.

At 5/13/09 07:55 PM, aninjaman wrote: More life saving medication poor people cant afford!

To save someones life only 5,000 a year seems pretty damn affordable, even to lower income families... I mean thats like 100 bucks a month, car payments are higher than that.

How did my stache not make top 5?