Just fill it in with sharpie and people will never even notice!

Happy BIrthday!! Doubt Shitonastick will be seeing this though seeing as how she choked on some old crusted poutine and died about a month or so ago.

At 11/29/09 06:08 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

At 11/29/09 06:01 PM, Leo625 wrote:

Lol are you joking?!? seriously!?!?

cats run around streets all the time not even supervised by people, let alone a child!

Should be more like, you need to keep better control of your car. it's not hard, two hands on the steering heel, and two eyes on the road.

I Still had my peripherals on the road and was staying in my lane so I had control of my car. Bottom line is, is if you don't control your pets and allow them to go in the road then there's a good chance theyre gonna get hit.

Well today me and my cousin were on the way home from eating and I decided to go the backroad way through some neighborhoods. At one point I decided to start looking for something on the radio when my cousin looks up from texting and screams " Watch out"! Before I can react I hear a loud thud followed by a loud shriek. For a split second I thought I hit a little kid or something but my cousin starts yelling I hit a cat. When I look in my rear view mirror I see a little girl running to a corpse in the middle of the road while screaming with her heads above her head.
I wasn't about to stop or anything since I knew the cat was done for and I couldn't help change that but I felt like shit after wards. It didn't help that the little girl had to watch the whole thing. But she needs to learn to keep better control of her pets.
Any similar experiences?

Wll test results are in... I got Critical Reading- 530, Math-510, Writing- 500 ... So 1540. Enough To get into the college I wanted and get the life scholarship :-D

I still felt like i could of done alot better though so I'm gonna retake it. Not bad for a 5-year stoner who was partially high and hung over when taking the test though right?

Well I'm getting my SAT score at midnight and I'm pretty nervous. I got alot riding on it, it's gotta be above like a 1300 to get to the college my friends are at so I can move in with them. However I felt like shit the morning I took it, took no preparations, ended up running out of time on the math sections causing me to have to fill in alot of random bubbles, and am pretty sure I did pretty horrible.

So NG how shitty did you score on the SAT and what preparations did you take?

Lube, so she can use her flute for what it was intended for.

Awkward social situations.

It looks like an alien fetus that bears no particular resemblance whatsoever to Michael Jackson, the person who first decided there was enough of a resemblance to take it to press and the person who decided to publish it are both examples of the steady decline of the human race.

At 11/21/09 01:21 PM, M-Y wrote: No fucking way, my dad did it to me and I hated it. I'd be a hipocrite if i enjoyed beating them.

That doesn't mean he enjoyed it, he just wanted you to learn from your mistakes and the best way to make a stupid little kid learn is when he knows there's a consequence that he's not gonna like. It's just tough love, also it toughens them so they're not pussies.

For girls my penis gets very confused when they got a big bush hiding down below, I don't mind a landing strip or somethin but a girl with a bush is just a huge turn off. I'll stick put my dick in it but my mouths goin nowhere near it.
As for myself I don't shave I just trim my pubes. Much less hassle that way and still looks nice and clean cut.

I'll do what my parents did to me when I was a kid. Tell them to go find a stick of their choice, then when they hand it to me crack it right across their head! Then start yelling "if you cry I'm gonna hit you again even harder"!

We should all share pictures of ourselves without shirts on flexing our muscles.

not gay at all

So you kissed your ugly girlfriend on the cheek, wippity do!

The only proper way to get up. To the smell of freshly baked bacon.

Wake N' Bacon!

There's only one option for you to get yourself out of this sticky situation and that's to make it a little extra sticky and plug em both. hard.

See my serious face?

That's easy, fold the pizza and fill it with the taco ingredients and you got yourself a pizzaco.

All ugly chicks need a little loving sometimes, if not then you'd of never been born.

Some kids arguing in the back of the bus then one yelling "I'm gonna punch you in your balls!" .. I lmao'd

I OWN them ya, but haven't touched em in years. Last time I did was a few years ago to make a fake vagina with play-dough.

Wow you waited until your 21 to drink? How lame...I remember my first time drinking, I was 13 on a cruise with my family and my older brother slipped me some tequila. After I was done throwing up I felt great and hit the dance floor. And that's how it all started.

Can I come.... If I'm given a place to stay I'll bring enough weed and shrooms for everyone.

This is a club where we discuss manly things such as hot girls, banging hot girls, drinking, drinking then banging hot girls, working-out, kicking someones ass, banging a hot girl while kicking someones ass... just anything a manly man would do. So NO virgins or boys who's balls haven't dropped yet.

I'll start by asking how much can you guys bench and what's the most times you've ever climaxed with a girl in one session.

Punch her in the tits.

At 11/9/09 10:10 PM, Leo625 wrote: If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

Whoops, wrong thread!

f I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

If I had a gun and they were trying to eat me then I'd shoot them without hesitation, even if they wern't zombies.

The real question is can you get zombie disease from fucking a zombie? If so then I'd be screwed.

It's bad enough your making up stories on a message moard to make yourself feel better, so why you gonna make yourself seem like a pussy in the story and not fight him man to man, well in your case pre-pubescent boy vs pre-pubescent boy. If you had a pair you wouldn't need a bunch of people to help you fight him.

No, no, no ..... you've got it all wrong, you put the balls in first.

And if you wanna give her a good orgasm when you're eating her out start blowing inside like a balloon, then once her belly is starting to expand plug her vag with your first and with the other hand punch her in the tits.

Don't worry your tits will fill in soon enough.