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At 11/29/09 06:01 PM, Leo625 wrote: I hits teh' cat wit' mah' truck.It's a big truck so I was like "say whaaat?"and 'den to make it worser' some liddle' girls a comin' cryin' er' liddle' eyes out.now I felt sorry at dis' part of duh' story,so I brung out mah' tentacles and fitted at least five of em' in dare'.she then spontaniously combustered' cawse' I geuss it was to much fer' er'.poowr' liddle' girl.

*Gasp* you killed a cat! that's terrible! how could anyone even stomach such a thing! but if it were a dog...

mwuhahahahaha!

At 11/29/09 11:16 AM, kevin1gamer wrote: The physical possessions that I have on my Christmas 2009 wishlist are: a dildo...that's pretty much it...

the worst part of Christmas is getting the friggin' presents.not only do you have to think the exact thing that they want,but then you go on an epic quest to find it! friggin' spoiled relatives...

FRIGGIN' FRIGGIN' FRIGGIN' FRIGGIN'...

and what will it be called to?you just got nomm'ed...that sounds pretty good...

At 11/27/09 11:22 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Now that I think about it, I'm really not all that emo. I wear nothing but black, but I don't jam my penis in various objects?

LOL.Epic Fail right thier my friend.

it is very possible.I've been seeing so many flashes with it,the change may have started now!with progression animators might pick up on it and start immatating them in their own flash!The question is,if this song is undying,or just a common trend that will go away after a few weeks?if you haven't heard it (which I highly doubt),here's a
link .

At 11/26/09 09:46 PM, 01Glitch01 wrote:

That saying isn't exactly self-explanatory. When you eat your cake, you don't have it anymore. You can't have your cake after you've eaten it is basically what it means.

you have saddened me...

cake was my friend and you murdered him with this thread!

At 11/26/09 09:34 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 11/26/09 09:23 PM, Blush wrote:

At 11/26/09 09:21 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: 'Sup Blush?

'Sup?

I want to feel your cock in me.

MmmMMhMHM, meet me in the airlock in 15 thweetie.

need an extra hand *wink wink*

bring ketchup...

At 11/21/09 10:11 AM, Devilshadow666 wrote: is there something your thankful for

I'm thankful for creative inspiration.but not really.

did you say pie :D

At 11/25/09 02:51 PM, Tykwa wrote: This is copypasta, I've read this exact story for the third time in these forums alone.

wow a copypasta sounds miraculasly like noodles.

mmmmm...copypasta...

At 11/25/09 10:17 AM, Xarnor wrote: Is Orange some kind of new drug?

oh god that shit messed me up!damb you sun-maide!

At 11/25/09 11:26 AM, RockMessiah123 wrote: don't be the asshole of the group. he always dies first

no as I just explained he's the one that survives.

At 11/24/09 09:28 PM, k6ka wrote: Luckily, I caught her, saying that if a set had a large median but all the other numbers are small, and the other set had a small median but backed-up by a larger number at the back, then even if a set had a large median, it still may be very small.

oh my god!you must be petrified!you poor poor man...

I've been reading all of your excuses about how to survive a horror movie and I am shocked!none of them would help anyone!so,because I think the public needs the truth,here are the REAL ways to survive.

1#:I'm telling you,just drop all your weapons/armor right now.all those would do nothing but weigh you down while your running away! Imagine trying to run away from a reanimated axe-wielding maniac while carrying 500 pounds on your back!not pleasant my friend...

2#:while your making your escape by the way,always pick the rout with the most holes and things poking out.what would happen if Mr.Big And Bad tripped and fell down?then who's laughing,huh?

3#:If you're tired just go to sleep.how are you going to kill a thousand of the undead when it's past your bedtime?so just lie down on the floor,close your eyes and descend into dream land.if you here screaming coming from your teammates,don't bother,they're probably just messin' with you :3

4#:now I think it's about time I tell you how you should act and look in a horror movie.first thing is to always have spikey or poofey hair.for this you must carry hair gel and a comb around with you at all times.in fact go ahead and comb your hair in almost every scene.this way you will look cool all the time.also wear an open jacket revealing your muscles and abs.now that you look like a tough guy now you have to act like one.this is pretty simple,just hate everything.treat everyone and everything like a piece of crap.well,except that really hot,busty,and mean blonde.you must also swear in every other sentance.this will make the rougj and tough guy no one wants to mess with.

5#:if you can get laid,friggin' go for it.it's that simple.
BONUS POINTS:if you do it in the car.
HUGE BONUS POINTS:if it's that hot blonde.
SUPER MEGA TITANIC BONUS POINTS:if you rape her.

and that's just the beggining of the correct way to survive a horror movie.oh and here's a pic to give you an idea of what you should look like. he survived his movie didn't he!mmmmhmmmm...

The story is that once I bought this book at a half-price bookstore.so I put it in my car and I guess I forgot about it.this was about three years ago.yes,I've seen it time to time but today I finally decided to read it.to my suprise it was bookmarked even though I've never broke it open.I opened the book to the page where it was marked and a one-hundred-dollar bill falls to the ground!how the hell did it get in there!so tell me your theories about it.I need some explanations right now!

P.S :I just made 100$ how should I spend it?

At 11/24/09 06:30 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i'd say the L4D2 advertizement :DDDD

some people just don't know how to link.

it's so sad.

At 11/24/09 06:08 PM, gamekillereater wrote:

It's this one.

you beat me to it.

At 11/24/09 06:19 PM, MoonClock wrote:

Damn you to hell, Silk!

awwwww...is someone angry becouse they can't ave thier morning bowl of cereal :3

At 11/24/09 06:21 PM, cast wrote: You need to wait another 10 years.

then he'll make 36.21 dollars!

At 11/24/09 04:59 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote:

anyways, is it worth it newgrounds?

if you like this girl than you should do whatever the hell you want,screw her dad.

(sniff) (sniff) I'm so happy right now I'm about to cry.

It's becouse girls will finally have a chance to have him inside them.

At 11/24/09 01:39 PM, deathbot10 wrote: ha ha!ummmmm...I don't actually know what to post so...ummmmm...oh! I know!let's talk about madness! that was a good one right!oh Newgrounds is gonna love this!

okay listen...madness nine...was made...wait for it this is going to confuse you...eight months ago!wow do you understand know!you don't...okay well the thing is no one cares.

ha!I haven't thought about that show in a long time!They canceled it though :(

At 11/24/09 02:39 PM, SCUD14 wrote: so I fucked my girlfriend...with my penis...and then her friend came up and I fucked her...with my penis!

yeah and this is what both of those girls looked like.

At 11/9/09 05:02 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: My jokes smell of dead carcass and so I must post hopelessly about it!

if you want to see something funny look in the mirror...becouse you're ugly...and that's funny...LOL!!

ok man,I'm giving you the friggin' walk through .just shut the hell up allready T.T

D'a'D is friggin' awesome!

At 11/21/09 02:06 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:

At 11/21/09 02:01 PM, Ericho wrote: You're certainly not alone in the people who ate Twilight (or simply Edward), seeing as how the actor who plays him (I'm not even sure if it's the same actor in both movies) has stated that he hates Edward as well.

You ate twilight (or simply Edward)?

yes.it is actually quite delicious.

yeah it's one of my favoraite channels.it's not as exiting to make a thread about it though.

At 11/21/09 11:05 AM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: He's just chilling on the beach...

so far this is winning.