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At 12/27/09 08:42 PM, TheGoldenGuitar wrote: I want too but i can't, The idea just seems so strange to me. What do i do?

Blasphemy!

I can only sum it up as this...

At 12/27/09 08:36 PM, epicfailer1 wrote: hey fuck yhu to man i can fucking spell however i want its a free fucking site i hate homos like yhu and armorgames telling me what to fucking doooooooooo FUCK YHU ALLL jk but srsly why the fuck would they put banners rite after newgrounds did

heey dood noo won es bllameingg joo forr bat speeling.cheel oout maan.

At 12/26/09 08:43 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:

So I checked, and what do I find? B books before A books, JAR before JOR, etc. I don't know if this was a case of the girl not doing a good job because she knew nobody would find out, or if this person really didn't learn that my child molesting abilities can be used for much greater purposes!even now,as I'm typing this,I am threatening a Taiwanese boy to be butt fucked if he doesn't clean out my hard drive of accidental straight porn I downloaded (but even if he does,I can't make promises *tee-hee*)!

What do you guys think of this? now excuse me...my cat just offered me a blow-job.come here mittens!

if it was before all of that,then it would be in the correct order.it would have to land on something and it WOULD be arranged.Epic fail,please take a number.

take an extra look at what I replied to... :3

At 12/11/09 09:16 PM, Kwing wrote: Admit it. It's one of the best shows of all time! Kid's show? Fuck that, that dragon could chew the shit out of the little kids if he wanted to. He could gouge their heads off in 10 seconds flat.

Express your love for this incredible show here.

J J the Jet plane told me to do bad things to people...

At 12/21/09 05:32 PM, DumbassDude wrote: If you don't cook it naked, you aren't cooking it right.

CAN I GET AN A-MEN!!

oh wait I'm not at a black church?...WTF...

At 12/19/09 01:55 PM, robin1232 wrote: the bacon alarm clock!

Ha Ha!so many new "bacon" products,I wasn't that surprised.

so I was just sitting at my lunch table,with a usual group of people (I can't really call them friends though...)and ate my meal.I finished earlier than usual,so I decided to read some really crappy novel before the seventh period bell rang.I read for a little while,and decided to put it back,but as I set it down I saw people giving me some REALLY funny looks.I stared at them for a bit but gave in and asked.one pointed at my leg. I looked to see that I was crouched on the table AND the chair at the same time,and my feet never reached the floor!after that I learned that I do this every time I read.so that's mine,now newgrounds...what's your strange habits?

At 11/16/09 02:25 AM, BoomBoy3 wrote:

thats all for todays Thread. I'll be posting more Threads tomorrow about co co puffs cereal
and the cookie wolf cereal.I will also include a picture of me cumming like a fountain all over my computer moniter!what was it that I was jacking off to you ask?Oh my god what the hell is wrong with you!?you...you sick fuck!just...just leave me alone... I don't want to see you right now...I said go away!!no,no you will listen to me!do you want me to shank you?huh...do you want that!?sick fuck...

wow.based on what a great thread
THIS was I'll be sure to try to...you know...act like if I opened it my retinas will burn out.just saying.

At 12/18/09 09:07 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 12/18/09 07:37 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 12/18/09 07:34 PM, Piss wrote:

At 12/18/09 07:28 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

You're an old act, man. We need something more fresh if we wanna attract crowd.

He meant to say I'm naked right now.

liar.

but damb I wish...

At 12/18/09 07:12 PM, Tooby wrote: UNANIMOUS IN YOUR FACE! JOKES!
I am so clever...

it's kind of said when you can actually brag about that.

At 12/15/09 07:38 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY to small for me to want to.

that's what she said :D

Oh no she didn't!

OH Snap!

At 12/15/09 07:26 PM, kikomannnn wrote:

At 12/15/09 07:22 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: I haven't gone to the bathroom in three days. Is something wrong?

Kid... i've been there...

I've felt your pain.

You've just gotta drink lots of water, muscle through it and then NEXT TIME change your diet. EAT BEANS, chilli, lentils, eat that shit up, even if you don't like it.

This poop is going to be rough, but you just have to wait it out.

remember to eat 7 square meals a day all based on very spiky foods.sunflowers for example.

MWUHAHAHAHAH!

At 12/15/09 07:23 PM, Cred-Injuries wrote: It's a kids show. Of course he's not gay; he's been given his cheery attitude to make it child friendly.

heh-heh yeah but that's what they said about Dora.

wait,you mean it's not out yet?Oh Sh*t!

yeah I'm straight...heh-heh...yeah...

This has to be the best friggin' band ever!

At 12/5/09 11:42 AM, slayer1029 wrote:

So newgrounds, are there any phrases, slang or otherwise, that you despise?

"ummmm...did you forget to put a bra on today..."

yet what's twice as awkward is explaining I'm a guy...

At 12/5/09 12:25 PM, Creek wrote:

At 12/5/09 10:26 AM, LordFerrok wrote: I guess we'll all find out what that's like when we die.

What if we never die? What if we only continue living?

If that's the case can we all be zombies?

but wait...zombies decompose and die!OH TEH' NOES!!

At 12/3/09 07:43 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

I'm willing to shoot $20 to Pimp if he goes fab for his time as level 59

I would add $20 myself to double it.

I too would add £20 to triple it.

40 bucks added by me.

I'M GOING TO ADD A MILLION BILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS!

Or I'll just add 20.

yes,but who's voting against you all?

At 12/1/09 09:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I still prefer penis sex, its hard to get it in there but feels great.

you know what...this comment is so idiotic that I didn't even have to edit it.

All of you who chose sex are so tough and powerful.you probably feel pretty high about yourselves don't you.thinking you can go all your life without video games.well guess what.you can't.you just can't.why would you even think that?the only answer that would make sense is to drop sex,and you know that!

but you can still have sex with your hand right?guys?...

/

At 12/1/09 07:31 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: I'm more concerned on why "she's auditioning for a show where she has to play a cartoon duck."

notice the breasts the duck in the backround?anyway,these dumb ass creators don't care what all the other people think about,it's just what the kid populace wants!since all most every one in america has watched fred,the idea instantly pops in thier mind.~comprendo~?

"wait a minute..you're saying that we're going to actually going to go into some little,unarmored buses,with the pitiful amount of ammo we have left,run out side town where the horde of zombified fans will just throw us a welcome commitee?and then we're supposed to go this ***holes boat,go to this island which may have the creators of this stupid show,but we really don't know what the F**k is on it.is that you're plan?" "...yes..." "...fine then..."

At 12/1/09 03:06 PM, pieplane wrote:

At 12/1/09 03:05 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: fucking google it.

and it was canceled in january.

why'd it get canceled?

because it really,REALLY sucked.that sums it up a bit.

At 12/1/09 12:47 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I can bend over and suck my balls :D ...oh and also it's 09'ers day...celebrate...celebrate now >:( !!

there just people! they don't need to be treated like friggin' animals!

now,shhhhh...you're scaring them...

At 11/30/09 07:39 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 11/30/09 07:37 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 11/30/09 07:37 PM, shabbo wrote: Snuggie.

snuggie for pets... THEY GOT A FUCKING FUR COAT

Apparently they think pets can be cult members also

actually it is a way to make the dog so hot that they dehydrate killing them.they hide this so no one wonders why next year the dog population will go down by millions.

Papa:that's it I've heard that dog's yappin' for far to long...*sigh*...I'm sorry Billy...I think it's time to break out the snuggie

little Billy: no papa,no!

At 11/30/09 07:18 PM, Smidly wrote:

At 11/30/09 07:15 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

At 11/30/09 07:06 PM, ChA0SrAiN wrote:

*Gasp* you gave Jacob a wedgie!

but he's such a hottie!ummmm...*ahem* sorry about that...

I REALLY hope that my penis recovers from that I erection I just got from that pic!

but who would be NG's little cute mascot,eh? :3

At 11/30/09 07:09 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 11/30/09 06:36 PM, agustana wrote: I hate whoever invented those.

Hey! It's not easy living with a freakishly huge cockle monster. So don't judge!

Good!now sing that in the tone of Kermit The Frog...

At 11/30/09 07:06 PM, ChA0SrAiN wrote:

Soon after that, I would proceed to walk up behind them, kneel down, and give them an atomic wedgie while sharply standing up.

*Gasp* you gave Jacob a wedgie!

but he's such a hottie!ummmm...*ahem* sorry about that...

At 11/30/09 04:25 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 11/30/09 04:18 PM, vampyrita wrote: not a single hentai or adults-only post.

Shit we better get some hentai or cock pictures in here STAT!

You got it Serge!

proving mine's bigger...

At 11/30/09 03:59 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

At 11/30/09 03:14 PM, The-Condor wrote:

Hahaha, look at the pizza face, Why don't you stalk someone good looking?

Ha! wrong! this is a pizza face.

sorry about that,here is the pic.

no,the pizza's mine.you cannot have it.

At 11/30/09 03:14 PM, The-Condor wrote:

At 11/30/09 01:49 PM, ipodawesum wrote: heres the other photo for all you pedobears.

Hahaha, look at the pizza face, Why don't you stalk someone good looking?

Ha! wrong! this is a pizza face.