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At 6/9/10 03:14 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: I'm going to read threads that have been done an ass load of times

Yes, an ASS load

I'm aware that this has been done over thousands of times.but it is a annual ceremony of testing people's intelligence.you fail ass wad.

At 6/9/10 03:07 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 6/9/10 02:02 PM, Ultor wrote: I think fire ants hurt too

if you fuck with them or step on them that is

I dont think they have poison though

Well, if you took a second to Google "Fire ant bite" you could have made a more informed response:

"Unlike many other ants, fire ants do not really bite, they sting. But then, neither do mosquitoes and we call those bites, too. The fire ant will bite with its pinchers, but that is only to get a tight grip on you. Then they sting you from their abdomen and inject a toxic alkaloid venom called solenopsin. One welt can be the result of ten stings. They hold on with their pinchers and turn a circle, stinging you all around it. This can result in a pea sized welt. They can then move to a different area and continue stinging you. About 40% of people in infested areas, or more than 20 million, are bitten each year by fire ants."

http://www.fireant.net/Bites/

"toxic alkaloid venom"

you have such a sexy mustache...anyway those ants in India are friggin' monstrous.then again,In texas (lived there for like 1 year) they have these kick ass ants that can eat a full retarded man(the only ones that will just stand there during) In a matter of seconds If in a large group.Ants are annoying little bastards that are extremely dangerous and quite kick ass.Love you Wade :3

At 6/9/10 03:07 PM, quagmire690 wrote: masterbate

cool.

personally, I have no Friggin' Idea what I'm doing.I guess I'll just sit on my ass counting down the days until I have to go back to that famine infested hell-hole.So since I have no idea what to do, I'm hoping that some more fortunate people have more organized minds than I.Do you?

At 5/10/10 04:29 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Silly Americans. Serves you right for letting that shit get everywhere.

I'd go to you're supermarket in Hungry any day,then go to that cursed place...

although I've worked there half my life...and mc'donalds...and Taco Bell...

At 5/8/10 07:31 AM, 123jamaicaboy123 wrote: Your at a mcdonald's restaurant when suddenly 2 terrorists come and want to steal the money and burgers.

What would you do yo survive?

Eat a Big Mac and enjoy the show

As long as my pot supply lasts.

At 5/8/10 07:04 PM, Viper-Studios wrote: If you survive a Horror film.... YOU DIE IN THE SEQUEL!

Here are some ways to survive a horror movie.
1#:I'm telling you,just drop all your weapons/armor right now.all those would do nothing but weigh you down while your running away! Imagine trying to run away from a reanimated axe-wielding maniac while carrying 500 pounds on your back!not pleasant my friend...

2#:while your making your escape by the way,always pick the rout with the most holes and things poking out.what would happen if Mr.Big And Bad tripped and fell down?then who's laughing,huh?

3#:If you're tired just go to sleep.how are you going to kill a thousand of the undead when it's past your bedtime?so just lie down on the floor,close your eyes and descend into dream land.if you here screaming coming from your teammates,don't bother,they're probably just messin' with you :3

4#:now I think it's about time I tell you how you should act and look in a horror movie.first thing is to always have spikey or poofey hair.for this you must carry hair gel and a comb around with you at all times.in fact go ahead and comb your hair in almost every scene.this way you will look cool all the time.also wear an open jacket revealing your muscles and abs.now that you look like a tough guy now you have to act like one.this is pretty simple,just hate everything.treat everyone and everything like a piece of crap.well,except that really hot,busty,and mean blonde.you must also swear in every other sentence.this will make the rough and tough guy no one wants to mess with.

5#:if you can get laid,friggin' go for it.it's that simple.
BONUS POINTS:if you do it in the car.
HUGE BONUS POINTS:if it's that hot blonde.
SUPER MEGA TITANIC BONUS POINTS:if you rape her.

I find asses EVERYWHERE deserving to get a whistle...
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On my bus I have a girl that beats the shit out of me every day.I'm going out with her on friday :3

I already have.

At 2/1/10 11:56 AM, tatsumaru7 wrote:

I felt alittle bad because I may have potentially left her with a rapist.

HA! Looks like someone has been on the newgrounds chat for a tad to long.

Then again I don't remember where I was last night...oh god...OH DEAR GOD!!

At 1/27/10 08:13 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

is this the biggest flirting fail ever? or can you top it?

"hey...judging by that salad I can see you don't like to much meat in you.guess I'm in the clear"

win

At 1/27/10 08:05 PM, blakemo wrote: Wow, I could've sworn we just had a WRITING FORUM created....

not really a story.just what I vision it will be.so FOR GOD SAKE,don't friggin' write it over and over...

...like my last post...

This is how I imagine the apocalypse will REALLY happen...

I wake up like any other day.slowly.I don't actually understand the concept of even WHY we need to get up.as I inch my way to my "kitchen" (I use my imagination...mostly because I don't have to pay for the other half of the apartment) I bumped my head on a loose board hanging out from the wall.I don't know why the hell it was there,other than I never removed it when I got this wreck.I went to my bathroom to see the damage,even though it didn't feel to painful.as I looked into my mirror that came with the apartment I see what a terrible mess I made of my forehead.I quickly wrap cloth around the small gash to stop any bleeding to come.I then stumbled to the table.I guess I was just stunned at first, but now I saw I was in seething pain! I sat down at my couch and turned on the T.V to try to keep my mid of it.I was on some infomercial about a blanket with sleeves.after commenting on what a great idea that was I surfed through the whole system.most of the channels were static.I could have sworn I payed my cable bill...as I tried to find something good on,I skipped through a channel that displayed a scene of absolute dimension and gore,and landed on another static one.I paused for second but quickly changed back.
it was channel 4.the news channel.at first I laughed my head off thinking this was some practical joke,forgetting my splitting pain in the head,but as I saw dickpantsmc.vaginahead,our leading newscaster, I stopped to see what HE had to say about this.he was screaming absinities about something.I did manage to make out 2012,apocalypse,and doomsday.I then remembered it was new years eve.now I KNEW this was some sort of joke.I tried to utter out a laugh but stopped cold as our now deceased newscaster was eaten alive.the screen changed to static.I let out a weak chuckle.I wasn't scared...but just to be safe I decided to look out the window.as I peeked through the glass I turned around and vomited.I ran back to my couch and decided not to look out my window again.
I huddled into my couch and looked at the floor.I cradled my knees with my hands and tried to think it was all a dream.I closed my eyes for a long time.if I didn't hear screaming coming outside my door,I would have stayed their for hours.yet sadly I did,and I had no choice but to help.whatever it was out their it might come in here if I don't take action.I DID have a revolver in my closet for emergencies.I guess this was one.I ran to it as quick as possible and took it out of a suitcase.I crept to the door pointing my only chance at it.I heard crashing and more screaming.I was at the door.I grabbed the knob...and it opened.I didn't open it.

a human ran into the room.I tried to get a glimpse of what just entered,but then another visitor came.he seemed allot less friendly.it was a fat green monstrosity.brown blotches covered it's body and it smelled decayed.you could see some sort of red bite mark on it's neck.it was a really fat-ass zombie.I backed away from it.I was so shocked I forgot about the gun in my hand! I raised it to it's head and then...*click click*.Shit! I threw the useless piece of plastic at the overfed bastard and ran out my fire escape.why I didn't do this at first is because there's a LONG way down from here.I ran past the zombie to get a pillow cushion.I also got a glimpse of the human.she was a girl.she had brown hair and was beautiful.even at this pandemic I was attracted to her .as I grabbed the cushion she caught on and got one to.we then threw them down the three stories and jumped.I landed safely and my ass only felt a bit sore.the girl wasn't so lucky.

I examined the dead body.I saw that she had a 45. planted on her.I picked it up and checked the ammo.three bullets.great.after pinching the body a bit I left the alley to find shelter.It was going to be hard.

Yeah you heard me.it is a secret group of thousands,all of them strong supporters of this misunderstood race.for years now,Ewoks have been "a threat to society".
Why?
what did they do?
nothing.absolutely nothing.
They have been judged by the color of their pelt,and now they are garbage to us.they fought with us,side by side,in the great war and this is how we repay them?it is sick!how could we do such a thing? I'll tell you how.once the man said what "had to be done" we just gave in and sold out to him.we let him do this,and now Ewoks are considered a minority!we needed to do something.so 12 years ago,me and my buddy James saw what was going on. It was a little Ewok,maybe only 5 years old,walked up to a clerk at a STOP 'n' SHOP.he held a little straw woven basket with only a box of bread and some apples.he looked very dirty and had on tattered clothing.he gave the money to her.She then said,in a disgusting,vile voice "sorry.we don't serve YOU'RE kind around here".The poor little Ewok shook the two bills in his hand and ushered the girl to take it.she then snarled at him "get out of here.we don't accept cash form Wok's".Wok's.
the most derogatory word in the English language.the Ewok tried one more time,but the clerk's patience ran out.
she screamed as loud as she could and slapped the Ewok.you could here that slap from outside the shop's doors.he then dropped the basket and ran out the door crying.The next word that came out the clerk's mouth made me want to vomit.she said,her voice sounding like it was trying to escape from a can of worms,this."next!"
she didn't care.
so we both knew that something HAD to be done,to stop this madness! so we made a group for Ewoks.we didn't know how popular it would be,but in a matter of days,we had hundreds of sign ups.

so please.join us in the revolution.join us in our walk to freedom.

Join us and do what's right.

At 1/23/10 09:18 AM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: So for years on, whenever I got cut on my hand or something, I'd sort of suck at the wound, thinking it would stop the bleeding. How wrong I was.

just make sure you don't fap to hard...

trust me,I've tried...

At 1/23/10 10:28 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I was just thinking, in most countries it's illegal to watch porn if you're under 18. In some states of America you can't watch it until you're 21. But in England you can have sex at 16 legally, so does that mean therefore that I am a hormone infested pedophile?seriously I want an answer.when I ask it to random pedestrians they look at me funny and run away.I guess it might be the fact that they were all mothers walking with their children at Wal-mart but...I don't know...so please...tell it to me straight (but not to straight :3)

I don't really think buying porn is a problem,now that we have the internet.Hell,you can go to craigslist and eliminate having to have hand cramps.they won't care you're not 21 either.

look back on what I replied to... :3

At 1/1/10 12:43 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote:

At 1/1/10 12:35 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

Please vote no,please vote no,please vote no...

Yes

you bastard...

I huddled into my couch and looked at the floor.I cradled my knees with my hands and tried to think it was all a dream.I closed my eyes for a long time.if I didn't hear screaming coming outside my door,I would have stayed their for hours.yet sadly I did,and I had no choice but to help.whatever it was out their it might come in here if I don't take action.I DID have a revolver in my closet for emergencies.I guess this was one.I ran to it as quick as possible and took it out of a suitcase.I crept to the door pointing my only chance at it.I heard crashing and more screaming.I was at the door.I grabbed the knob...and it opened.I didn't open it.

a human ran into the room.I tried to get a glimpse of what just entered,but then another visitor came.he seemed allot less friendly.it was a fat green monstrosity.brown blotches covered it's body and it smelled decayed.you could see some sort of red bite mark on it's neck.it was a really fat-ass zombie.I backed away from it.I was so shocked I forgot about the gun in my hand! I raised it to it's head and then...*click click*.Shit! I threw the useless piece of plastic at the overfed bastard and ran out my fire escape.why I didn't do this at first is because there's a LONG way down from here.I ran past the zombie to get a pillow cushion.I also got a glimpse of the human.she was a girl.she had brown hair and was beautiful.even at this pandemic I fell in love with her.as I grabbed the cushion she caught on and got one to.we then threw them down the three stories and jumped.I landed safely and my bum (I prefer saying bum for some reason...) only felt a bit sore.the girl wasn't so lucky.

I examined the dead body.I saw that she had a 45. planted on her.I picked it up and checked the ammo.three bullets.great.after pinching the body a bit I left the alley to find shelter.and I found it.sadly.

okay,taking a break from righting for a bit and I'll make the end in a while.

At 1/1/10 11:40 AM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: Imagine if it was New Years 2012 What would you do.

(Note: I do not believe in 2012)

well I can predict this as my 2012 new years...

...I wake up like any other day,nothing unusual about it.I was in my drowziest state.I don't actually understand the concept of even WHY we need to get up.as I inch my way to my "kitchen" (quoted because of absence of kitchen) I accidentally bumped my head on the wall.I went to my bathroom to see the damage,even though it didn't feel that bad. .as I looked into my a little mirror that came with the apartment I see what a terrible mess I made of my forehead.I quickly wrap cloth around the small gash to stop any bleeding to come.I then stumbled to the table.I guess I was just stunned at first, but now I saw I was really friggin' hurting! I sat down at my couch and turned on the T.V to ease my pain.I was on some infomercial about a blanket with sleeves.after commenting on what a great idea that was I surfed through the whole system.most of the channels were static.I could have sworn I payed my cable bill...as I tried to find something good on,I skipped through a channel that displayed a scene of absolute dimension and gore,and landed on another static one.I paused and thought why their would be a horror movie of that caliber by day.
this thought quickly evaporated as I changed back to it.I then made a horrible discovery...

...this was channel 4.the news channel.at first I laughed my head off thinking this was some practical joke,forgetting my splitting pain in the head,but as I saw dickpantsmc.vaginahead,our leading newscaster, I stopped to see what HE had to say about this.he was screaming absinities about something.I did manage to make out 2012,apocalypse,and doomsday.I then remembered it was new years eve.now I KNEW this was some sort of joke.I tried to utter out a laugh but stopped cold as our now deceased newscaster was eaten alive.the screen changed to static.I let out a weak chuckle.I...I wasn't scared but just to be safe I decided to look out the window.as I peeked through the glass I turned around and vomited.I ran back to my couch and decided not to look out my window again.

tell me if you want to hear the rest of it because that took a friggin long time to write 0.o

Please vote no,please vote no,please vote no...

At 12/31/09 03:06 PM, clubben100 wrote: ah crapy painting takes arount a week. if your doing around 10 or 30 a week its gona be the crapest paint job ever. a good masterpeice takes 1-6 months to finish.

that isn't exactly true.some people,like Da Vincie,busted out masterpieces in a couple of days.if you try to make a painting to look good it ends up looking like crap.

why am I keeping up with this thread?well,for one I'm bored...

At 12/31/09 03:46 PM, Niloc14 wrote: Kitten Cannon was the original Toss the Turtle. :P

yet toss the turtle kicked it's ass 5 block away >:D

and into a patch of spikes...

At 12/31/09 02:10 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: That's great news ... Those were the guys who did the animation for Flapjack right?

pancakes need no animation,fool!

I'm not spamming,I'm...uhh...I'm awesome,yeah!

At 12/31/09 11:31 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 12/30/09 07:40 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

It came to me yesterday, MAKE CAT ART.

Make art about what you know.

Maybe I'll do something along the lines of:

wait,actually seeing that painting,you should also look into selling your works to junkies,because that is a pretty friggin' trippy picture

At 12/30/09 07:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 12/30/09 07:23 PM, ngman7 wrote: What is Etsy, and what about copying my stuff?

I didn't say or know anything about Etsy? What's that? As for copying, can't really help you there.
Do I sell the originals and keep the copies, or sell the copies and keep the originals?
No, you want to keep the original and sell the copies, you keep the original in case you decide you need to change something in it.

Jesus guys!can't you just go with your feminine side once in awhile?

see if I weren't so gay I wouldn't have found it...yeah...eat that.

At 12/30/09 07:04 PM, ngman7 wrote: Hi folks. I want to sell artwork on Ebay.EEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAYY YYYYYY.

you'll have more chance of selling art on etsy,not ebay.

At 12/30/09 07:09 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

If you take his hands, you go where he had planned to take you.

Your move?

I would decide to live life again.then immediately after I'd buy a 45. and blow my brains out.

you know...for the LOLs :D

have you watched paranormal activity?If you haven't...well I'd have to say I envy you.you know why?well for one, after watching it I want to shove the director's face into a trash compactor and scald his eyeball out.that can give you some understanding of my feelings for this movie.I watched it yesterday because all my...ummm...acquaintances?is that fine...?okay,good then...well they all were running their mouths of how great this movie was.after thirty minutes of pure torture (curtsy of a heated argument of what SHOULD have happened on some shady part half-way through) I just gave in and forked over twelve dollars to go see this thing for myself.I later regret this.

so this whole movie is about this couple that is being haunted by this demon.not only that but you get to see the whole movie,at the viewpoint of a camera.by that information this movie sounded pretty friggin' awesome!actually I was kind of exited to see it.it was named #1 horror movie of the year right?well it's obvious that title giver was taking acid while watching it,because that's the only way it would be even called HORROR .basically the whole movie is watching people sleep...then something bangs on the wall...then they wake up...then they go to sleep again...<repeat 20 times until morning finally comes>.but I continued to follow up on the story because I was curious.for one thing their was this demon (as briefly stated before)who possessed this girl.even though the ENTIRE story line is revolving around this demon,they haven't explained why it possessed the girl,which she has been being haunted by it even at her childhood.two is why it SPECIFICALLY hates the guy.and so as I realize this is the end of the movie and how I can feel their tale is about to unravel...they both die.
THE END

now wasn't that a great story?

At 12/28/09 08:46 PM, Temposviva wrote:

I Feel sommething funny in my inbetweens D=

Me to! oh we're talking about ghosts...ummm...sorry about that then.

At 12/28/09 07:27 PM, FlashLightningX wrote: HOST SPEAKING.I'm going to have to say I do...and here is my story...I think it's time I share it with the public.okay so all I was doing was sitting on my couch watching T.V,eating pretzels,fapping to a twilight article,you know, the usual.but then I felt a very cold feeling between my bum-flaps.it reminded me of two things,1 being my dad on Mardi Gras last year,and 2 my dildo on a negative 20 weather.at first I hesitated and tried to run...but then...I kind of...moved with it.I don't know if that was a ghost that night,or I was just hallucinating and it was my finger...but it was a day to be remembered.

this is a truly disappointing thread.it was such a boring story I think I lost some of my faith in ghosts.I would have made a story of my experiences with ghosts...but after reading this...I just couldn't.if you're going to make it a 5 minute read,attempt to make it interesting.

Go check to what I replied to... :3