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Levels of seriousness 1=meh' 2=uh... 3=what? 4=Wow! 5=OMG! 6=WTF!? 7JESUS SAVE US!! 8=*Suicide*

level of seriousness example no.1
Slightly retarded post.such as "I love (insert something small such as "my house" or "my life".and yes,you're life is a small thing.
it's cause you suck)"
pretty much thing YOU love are very annoying to others,and we seriously don't give a sh*t about it.another thing is small spelling errors such as "kool" or something in that matter.while "love things" are uncommon in the Forum,Spelling slurs are not, and both should be treated with little to none attention.it's still a wee bit nerve-racking.

Level of seriousness example no.2
gay posts.things that could fit in to this category would have to be anything that makes you sound gay.So lyke some nice Hawt guys are all lyke "hey you guys are lyke SO not fab,and you're like gay!!LOL :3 .But lyke some other guyz are lyke not caring cause they KNOW we're FABULOUS!!So lyke I'm putting this in lyke,2 cause ther's lyke people who cares and peoples who don'ts!!STOP WATCHING ME TICKLE MY PANINA!!

Level of seriousness example no.3
retarded posts.posts that suggest that you have some sort of mental disability.As in "HEH heh...deh I like teh posts you made" or "Der...I like teh clock day...duh" gee what dipsh*ts >:(.these types of comments should be given attention too.that means,yes.man up.it's funny making fun of them.it's funny.

Level of seriousness example no.4 You're halfway there!!
Serious spelling errors.Thish iz whre yuo geet blammmed.thshi is alwso wonn of myy leasht favoates off thish listt.Spellling liike ann idioott ish sow fawkinng annyyyoing!!iff yoo dew itt thenn fiond an gunn and ush iit.*BANG*

Level of seriousness example no.5
spam. porn.cats.awesome fayce :D.all on Newgrounds.but they should stay in there isolated home called the portal.when we get bored of all that(which is very unlikely),we go to the forum to take a break from it all.or go outside (which is very unlikely).but some inconsiderate D-Bags are invading even in here.luckily,that's why we have mods.all of this should be looked as serious,and should be angerly posted on,if you still have a dick from all that awesome cat porn (which is very unlikely)

level of seriousness example no.6
Racist slurs.disgusting.if some guy does this to you,get revenge on him by going near a banana republic,look in, and say,with a grimace on you're face,"uhhhhh...look at all the majorities in there >:l"

level of seriousness example no.7
being a noob.
Noob n.
1.someone who is new to a group, place, activity, etc
2.most.annoying.creatures.ever
"Hey guys I'm new here!!want to welcome me?" "Hey guys!how do you make those black letters on the bottom of you're post thing?" "hey guys!how do you make a flash?I have no idea!!and what program do you use BTW" "Hey guys!What does BTW mean?" "Hey guys? Why are you writing a letter?" "Hey guys?Why do you have that rope in you're hand"
this is what you hear from the average noob.
actually every noob.
disown them and encourage them to pull that trigger.do anything to get them off the face of this earth.
or at least you're forum.

they don't deserve to live

cause they're noobs.

Level of seriousness example No 8 OMG my typing hand is cramping >:l
Retarded long and excessive lists.if you encounter one of these BURN YOU'RE COMPUTER AND RUN AWAY!!If you stumble in one,just kill yourself so you don't have to read it.I mean the only one who's more asinine then the creator,is the idiots who read them.

gee what idiots.

(Side-note:feel free to add other things to look out for on the BBS.good luck :l )

are you ready to mingle?no?THEN SCREW YOU AND GTFO!!

they must be hungry.

At 9/26/10 10:43 AM, NGBBSFan wrote: I like Everything on Newgrounds!, Because Newgrounds and Youtube are the best website in the history of the Internet Websites!

NO!!

YOUTUBE IS COMPLETLY DIFFERENT FROM NEWGROUNDS!!!don't even compare >:(

first off Newgrounds is flash,youtube is a bunch of pre-adolescent D-bags who think they have some sort of "talent".yes there's a few I respect on youtube...but all the rest are either terrible or COPIED OFF OF F*CKING NEWGROUNDS >:(

The gods spoke to me.

then I just kind of tuned them out.

Then they got really annoying so I just started raping them.

while doing this,they were squealing "YOU...ASSHOLE...GO TO F*CKING NEWGROUNDS!!...nice move there :3 "

and here I am :l

At 9/25/10 09:09 PM, WavyArmsMan wrote: I heard you don't like me?

Hi noob!!
I heard you haven't read the rules!!

At 9/25/10 07:46 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: the kripsy kreme burger. i heard it has like 1500 calories.I also like there fine selections of dildos.

personally,I like KFC's fine selection :D

order in the back Bizatch >:(

At 9/24/10 06:25 PM, Whysomangry wrote: Well I have a mouse but it takes me like 1-4 minutes to draw even the shittiest drawing but also 1-4 minutes to draw something decent, Is a tablet any faster for drawing than a mouse Because I would like to do frame by frame.I would also like you're big,juicy balls in my mouth.quick please :3

take mine.It's a great tablet but I lost the disk to my program.I'm using paint >:l

At 9/24/10 09:43 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote:

At 9/24/10 09:36 PM, Oolaph wrote: Um, no it's not.Screw you.I'm on my menstrual cycle.

ok...you do realize that the days LEADING UP TO IT is when Untalented A-holes dump Madness flash on here.

>:( made meh' angreh'

...oh sh*t...I'm sorry...uhhhhhh...(F*ck I need to stop huffing *.*)

At 9/24/10 09:36 PM, Oolaph wrote: Um, no it's not.Screw you.I'm on my menstrual cycle.

ok...you do realize that the days LEADING UP TO IT is when Untalented A-holes dump Madness flash on here.

>:( made meh' angreh'

F*ck.
there you go.

sure it's great how krinkles shells out one of his yearly flashes.sure there's some quality movies,however scarce.but then again...there's the flashes that are just...complete Sh*t.Complete horse feces.One look on the new submissions,and you'll see what I'm talking about.click one.just click it.oh look a guy just shot another guy!and then he turned around and shot another guy!!END.F*cking amazing.and it not just how retarded the flash is,IT'S HOW FRIGGIN' SHORT THEY ARE!!you just used a friggin' madness scene builder,and you couldn't make more than 10 frames!?Why even submit it!?Why would you even make it for that matter!?so for god sake,if you contribute to making these wonderful animations,find a gun.
you'll only need one bullet.

Cock Joke.

you're answer from Newgrounds.

I wake up with the usual deafening alarm clock bursting in my ear canal.as I reach over to turn it off a beaker full of hydrochloric acid falls onto my head.just my luck huh?not only that but by breakfast the really bad part of my day starts.I go to get a bowl of Frosted Flakes and reach my hand in to my cabinet.after a while of fiddling around trying to find my meal until my hand finally touches something.apparently I forgot the severed zombie head in there.how could I forget about that!?anyway it ended up biting me and I had to cut my hand off to avoid infection.luckily it quickly rejuvenated because of my awesomeness.after that ordeal I made my cereal and sat down to try to forget about it.I finished up,dressed myself,went to the bathroom,ECT;ECT,and then walked out the door to go to (ahem) work.but after awhile of walking a strange noise came to me.where was it coming from?above?yes.but it was to late.the flying saucers tractor beam quickly picked me up and pulled me into the ship.after many horrifying tests,they finally dropped me from there disposal chute and I fell 400 feet in the air.I then died.And that concluded my bad day >:(

At 6/14/10 04:01 PM, UberCream wrote: Probably not Milktank, as some would think.

My guess is Ditto, but it would probably transform into a pile of shit real quick to make you not want to eat it as much.

You guys are total retards.Slowpoke is obviously the most delicious if someone is willing to pay like 100,000,000 dollars (Yen,Pokepoints,who friggin' knows)on it,shown in Heartgold Soulsilver,for there tails.Friggin' noob trainers.my low lv.bidoof could kick you're rear south the Donna Dixen line.

Don't ask what it is.I don't know either.

At 6/12/10 10:42 AM, tailsrules1278 wrote: Your opinions.

I think that she is actually pretty good.I mean you can't even tell that he's a transvestite if you LISTEN to her music.

At 6/11/10 10:43 PM, RDSchley wrote: Wal-Mart.. over priced... who the hell is this idiot? Who let him in here?

I smell a troll.It smells pretty bad.Just like the rotting corpse of that male transvestite in the meat locker under my floor boards.

O.K guys...you really think that Wal-mart is not over priced?Go to one of those small, slowly dieing stores that Wal-Mart stabbed in the throat, and compare there prices.you might not see the same brand sometimes but you will see the same exact friggin' product waaaaay cheaper.Seriously is it that hard to figure out this!?There "RollBacks"are like 20 cents less while THOSE stores make them like 3-8$ less!That's another hint that all of you happy and over-protective customers seem to have "overlooked" (kinder then having you're head up you're ass.I feel sorry for you guys so I softened it) that one to.So just give up guys.and also, my kind sir,If you complain about something in MY topic YOU'RE the one who's gonna feel like a troll.Have a nice day ass wad :3

Hope you get thrown into the sun!!

At 6/11/10 10:35 PM, DALLAK wrote: meant to say list not lis

very interesting.

At 6/11/10 09:57 PM, pigtail101 wrote: Is it just me, or when you first began your account and started posting, when you saw that little box on the bottom right, did you search for days for some setting that you had to configure for that little spot? I finally gave up and realized it was a joke but I want to know if anyone did the same thing.

maybe it's some secret thing that Tom uses or some other Higher up to Spy on us.maybe it's where they put the room for there chip in the internet to make all computers come alive and kill us al.But no that can't happan!!...but...

At 6/11/10 09:27 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

1. This or maybe this.

This is Friggin' Gruesome!!

That only happened to me like twice...

At 6/11/10 09:15 PM, Murcielago1 wrote: Number 1 worst thing ever is actually your thread.

Congradulation

congratulations yourself.you are out on you're own in the cyberworld without a helmet on.Good for you.

At 6/11/10 09:06 PM, popsicle-of-doom wrote:

At 6/11/10 01:45 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: THE BOTTOM 20:WORST THINGS EVER

No.20:How the bucket in you're swim trunks always go into the corners of you're balls and how embarrassing it is fixing it so you're pride and joy is protected

wtf is a bucket in your swim trunks?

It's slang for that annoying ball chafing thing on the inside of the trunks.get you're head out of you're ass and look before bitching my kind sir.

At 6/11/10 02:38 PM, pie4me6 wrote:

At 6/11/10 01:45 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: No.8:How Futurama has given out

It's coming back.

old news

Yes but it won't stay for long.

At 6/11/10 01:55 PM, AppleMasacre wrote: the statement below is true
the statement above is false

No I am quite poor,I'm not kidding about that.obviously that's what you're complaining about since the rest is common sense.

At 6/11/10 01:49 PM, Mechabloby wrote: hey wtf where is poverty and racial oppression on this list of yours

My wallets dying.that's all I care about.Btw Wal-Mart is voted as the most untrusted industry in the U.S .Stop bitching Sechem.it's annoying.

At 6/11/10 01:45 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 6/11/10 01:44 PM, Ultor wrote:

At 6/11/10 01:41 PM, Sekhem wrote: freaks n geeks is degrassi lite

Oh damn

thats a strong statement

why would you even bring up that dog shit show?

you are the worst person on the bbs

you obviously have some strong feeling about it...you probably like fapping off to those built beach boys huh?

THE BOTTOM 20:WORST THINGS EVER

No.20:How the bucket in you're swim trunks always go into the corners of you're balls and how embarrassing it is fixing it so you're pride and joy is protected
No.19:How all my underwear does the same thing mentioned in No.20
No.18:How my pink rainbow unicorn fanny-pack is apparently "out of style"
No.17:Work
No.16:physical activity
No.15:The fact that,for some reason,I don't have a job
No.14:Getting bitched at for missing "important things" like my girlfriends birthday and our anniversary
No.13:The fact that my girlfriends a bitch
No.12:The fact that I have a girlfriend scares and confuses me
No.11:How Wal-mart over prices everything
No.10:How I am inconvenienced to have the only city that doesn't have a wal-mart,forcing me to go to the super K-Mart,forcing me to pay twice as much
No.9:How Undatable on VH1 is about to give out
No.8:How Futurama has given out
No.7:How TV has pretty much gave up on me
No.6:How my wallet gets thinner every day
No.5:How people think I'm racist
No.4:Jews
No.3:My Mortal enemy,Justin Bieber
No.2:My Immortal enemies,Twilight Fanatics
No.1:Repetitive,boring lists

I might make more depending on you're feedback.feel free to post you're bottom 20 as well !

At 6/11/10 11:27 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: There are three kinds of people in this world
Dicks, Pussies and Assholes
Pussies don't like dicks because dicks fuck pussies
Assholes just wanna shit all over everything
Pussies do whatever an asshole tells them unless there is a dick around
Because dicks fuck assholes too
But remember a pussy can turn into an asshole because its only an inch and a half away
And if we don't fuck these assholes then we will have our pussy and our dick all covered in shit!

I think you're forgetting the mouths.the ones whom speak allot of shit and brainwash the assholes and pussies into cumming and crapping over everything

I don't hang out with my real friends...and my girlfriend outside of school >:l.why would I spend it with Magic Cyber Men?oh, and happy first post.

noob.

At 6/9/10 03:24 PM, Meltedcheese wrote:

At 6/9/10 03:06 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: famine infested hell-hole.

do you live in africa?

No.In my school if you want to eat you have to eat in the cafeteria since my principles a retard and she legalized packed lunch to increase the money intake for food.The famine get's worse on "Mystery Meat" day.