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I didn't like him.His lyrics were so slow,i eventually thought he was a white guy trying to rap.

I think I would be to focused on my arm being cut off.

You could probably sell those tickets for allot of money.

I think this would be more important.

I describe this thread as "Boneriffic".

Bow-chicka-wow-wow-chicka-wow-wow.

you in the mood yet?just let me take care of that baby for you.Oh yeah.You ain't afraid of aids right?naw,you ain't afraid...

Dick own my suck

Punch your right ball as hard as you can,so you won't worry as much about the left ball.

It shall be done...

At 1/18/11 01:35 PM, atypop wrote:

At 1/18/11 01:34 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: and do you consider it annoying?

It only works if he hasn't finished his sentence.

But yeah I do it, and find it annoying when others do.
I'm also a hypocrite.

I also hate gays.
I'm also a hypocrite.

At 1/18/11 01:34 PM, Kaneda-X wrote: Finishing people's sentence's is creepy, you creep.

You are a menace to society,and you know it!We must cleanse the world of all impurities,and let god make their deaths as painful,and unnecessary,as possible!In fact,we should take god's job into our own hands!!Their devil's blood will be singed with the touch of our pure fingers.And let it be known that Pedophiles are forgiven in the eyes of god!Amen.

At 1/18/11 01:34 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: and do you consider it annoying?

Personally I do.But what makes me even more annoyed is when some A-hole makes a stupid topic.BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP,LOL,XDXDXDXD,HAHAHAHA!!!

At 1/18/11 01:32 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: To keep it short, I find myself doing this quite a lot. What about you guys, and do you consider it annoying?

From my perspective,people are finding it scary.Or unsettling.Or enraging.In fact...I'm getting so sick of it all...this...this is my last will...I plan to end it all tonight with this very bullet.To my mother,whom housed me till this day,my 30th birthday,I give my box of pink dildos.Farewell cruel world.Kissy-face,Kissy-Face.

It is the action of stabbing a Japanese katana,or other sword,into one's stomach,to show either their honer to a person,or to protect it.it's suicide.

So far,no one has gotten it.I guess your going to keep on trying.

BTW the guy looks like this.

he's pretty awesome

You're a low level mafia member on the cusp of the town.and when I say low,the best job you ever did was the one where you blowed the don's dick (He has some spicy meatballs),and you were lucky to be able to fetch some of the raid on a Pizza Parlor in your town.you carry only a knife on you,that you managed to smuggle in your sock,and nothing else.your mafia won't trust you with handling their coffee,let alone a weapon.as you walk to your destination (no not even a bike.you poor sack of crap),you hear screams coming from an alley next to you.only over sheer curiosity,did you check it out.you notice that the screams are getting louder,and the noise patterns seem to change,almost as if it's more then one person making them.you finally see what was happening as your eyes set on one of the higher ups in your own gang forcing women at gunpoint (note:45. caliber pistol,no attachments)to continuously have sex with him.This is absolutely shunned upon in your mafia,as it disrespects great mama Luigi,or some other Italian stereotype,and if they knew,he would be taken off in an instant.then again,he has a gun in his hand,so maybe running like a little pussy to your Don isn't such a great Idea either.They also wouldn't care if you died,since you just realized the location they gave you,might just be a military grade bomb testing area,but you would be screwed if they found out,even in the slightest of suspicion

So what do you do?

(Note:there's only one correct answer,and if no one figures it out by today (12/5/2010),then I will answer it tomorrow,and then I will do the next part of this (yes,there's more.and your going to do them all.you'll do them all.if you know what's good for you that is. >:( )

The average reply to something like this:BECAWZE THER AWL GAYS-LAWL LAWLLAWL LAWL!

At 12/4/10 10:24 PM, tutter wrote: Does anyone still play Pokemon yellow addition(gbc)

EXCUSE ME FOR LIKING CHARIZARD,GOD!

At 12/4/10 12:20 PM, HiryuGouki wrote: Man, I tired Alien Homonid, and Tom Fulp did a piss poor job on it; shows how much of a fucking noob he is. OF COURSE THE FACT IS I'M A F*CKING NOOB THAT SHOULD GO F*CKING KILL HIMSELF FOR SPOUTING OUT SUCH PURE DISGUST AND FILTH!!YOU SIR HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!You want to know why I'm editing your copied text! It's because I hate you, do you understand that? Whenever I think about you, I pray I PRAY, that you will die in a horrible car accident. I then pray that when%uFEFF your soul tries to escape to heaven, that a gang of DEMONS grab your soul, and rip%uFEFF it LIMB FROM LIMB, so that you can experience the most HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE UNIVERSE! And when you TRY to die, when your soul TRIES to cease to exist, NO! You're going to regenerate so you can feel THE MOST HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE UNIVERSE,OVER,AND OVER AGAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY!!

I didn't even consider finishing the reading of your post.I swear my eyes almost melted after that last sentence.you don't say "Noob" and...the lords name,In the same verse,EVER!You fat piece of prepubescent garbage...you are a disgrace to mankind and you always will be.just because of those words,if your life was taken into my hands,I would end it for you in a heartbeat.go die in a hole,in the most painful and long way possible.end of story.

my favorite game is Barbies Horse Adventure.

basically,anything in the fighting genre is acceptable,such as Soul caliber 1-4,or UFC Undisputed 2009 or 2010 (preferably 2010.MUCH better).

Well,in most consoles(except the wii...one of the reasons I don't like the wii)you'll get an achievement or two to complete a harder mode.of course this worth it,because the enlargement of your G penis is truly satisfying.

G=Game...How clever am I.

At 12/4/10 09:21 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I'm hoping this thread will be deleted, so your hard work on that post will be forgotten, and your 2000th post will be something stupid.

sacrificing 5 minutes of my time to write something like this is worth it,knowing that he probably feels like a douche.

P.S I'm an fucking writer.it's going to be long.you may go back to fapping now.

I might join you if your good.

At 12/4/10 08:03 PM, LiteNite wrote: It has layers. In this case, it has eleven layers. the first layer is sweet but short. the second is booming with flavor and ideas. second - seventh are unheard of. To me. Eighth - tenth is sour and spicy, with flaming and trolling running a muck throughout the BBS.I don't give a fuck about the eleventh though.I'm feeling to horny to complete this,so I'm going to go get a transvestite to bite my dick off (So Hot!!).

The eleventh layer,of course,is the constant amount of cock sucks,clogging the Forums with topics about Onions.that's the part that makes me cry.

DERP

It could be a number of things.
1.A long well thought of post that you have been working on FOR DAYS to complete,just so you know that it is of absolute perfection
2.A list of all of the most wonderful videos/music/posts/stuff on newgrounds since you have have first signed up,showing you're dedication to the site,which will truly spark interest in the patriots on the NG,making it an absolute hit.
3.You could write an entire masterpiece of words that express you're every feeling into a work of true form and beauty.you would then be called a fag.
4.You could create a revolution to equalize the mods and the less fortunate,since WE are the ones who make Newgrounds,not them,and you deserve rights.
or,my personal favorite.
5.you could post a picture of yourself getting a tower of monster cans shoved up your ass.

Coolio Duderino.

I'm you're master...Bitch >:3

Oh...Oh my god...It...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!Life is...Meaningless...Everything I know is wrong?HOW CAN THIS BE!?This...is my last post...I need to find my gun...

After reading this,I murdered 7 people.

WHY NOT!?

I would love to,but I rape people. :3

I enjoy looking at myself.
It reminds me of how amazing I am.

you guys have saddened me. :(

At 9/26/10 05:31 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: You're almost as bad as the guy who made that "Sand Box" game with 16*16 pixel falling squares.

gee.I'm so insulted.you just said that I created one of the most classic videogame ever.ouch