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Response to: If you were a girl... Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

At 11/5/11 07:50 PM, Loiarlyritpyat wrote: But you see, you can still play with them...

I tried once.That was a painful year in middle school.

Response to: If you were a girl... Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

At 11/5/11 07:46 PM, MrRager wrote:
At 11/5/11 07:44 PM, Leo3oproductions wrote: I would personally play with my new toys.
Well duh, that's the most obvious first thing I would do too.

I know right?I've been wanting to play with them for so long!

If you were a girl...

If you were a girl... Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

what would you do first?

I would personally play with my new toys.

Response to: "Is this ad relevant to you?" Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

I think after awhile you'll get some things that actually are relevent to you,Like asian ass porn.

Response to: Pizza or calzones? Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

Pizza,since I don't know what the fuck a "calzone" is.

Response to: Super Original Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

Planet Orgy.

Saints Row 2 Talk Radio Posted November 5th, 2011 in Video Games

I am utterly flabbergasted that it doesn't have one. Saints Row 1 had one of the best of all sandbox games,seriously.I think the only one better was GTA 3's, and that had only 2 games days worth of audio. The show was WMDKBOOM and it was basically about 2 Conservative Right wing guys that talked about immigrants,and it couldn't be funnier.

I was actually pissed when the audio started to replay,but I still found it just as good. I hope they bring them back in SR3 :(

Response to: forgotten flashes of yore Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

The instant classic!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 4258

Response to: Your favourite beer Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

My favorite beer is a cold soda :3

Response to: Let's talk about bagels Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

Watch out I'm eating a BAGELL-OOOOOWOWOW!!

Let's talk about bagels

Response to: Am I Asexual? Posted November 5th, 2011 in General

well, you get pleasure from others, so you're probably homosexual.Just sayin'.

Response to: I feel bad for ugly people Posted October 31st, 2011 in General

At 10/31/11 08:04 PM, toastburner wrote: While it would suck because it's something you were born with and isn't your own fault (unless your ugliness is caused by fatness or drug abuse)
But surely if you've been ugly all your life then you'll get used to it

But it is their own fault since they're so unpopular.maybe if they were cooler they wouldn't have such a disgraceful mug.they did it to themselves.

Response to: A wild Newgrounder appears! Posted October 14th, 2011 in General

Enraged Deviant Artist throws out Pokeballs!

Pokeballs uses "Draw Self"!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

Response to: The Tomahawks Used In Cod Black Ops Posted October 14th, 2011 in General

At 10/14/11 12:24 AM, logic wrote: They are made of rubber, since for some reason they bounce off of things raging from soil to hard concrete. I would also guess that, they are lace with some kind of strong poison that somehow kills people on touch even though there is no actual penetration from them.

It could be like...Sharp rubber...

Response to: Stop Buying Kit Kats? Posted October 14th, 2011 in General

He put that Finger in there,Think,if it was to get oil or some shit,It would be processed and made into a red smear,so if he found blood it would be believable,but a whole finger?they just did that so the Democrats can use their propaganda,and inevitably take are soldiers out of Nam;Since they need more people to pump into the "Save the earth" theories,about lies and deceit,And BARACK OBAMA!!

Response to: Is "The Thing" a remake? Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

At 10/9/11 06:59 PM, SineRider wrote: Hmm what about this?

Oh Wow 0.0

Response to: What'syourFavorit eNewgroundsPhrase Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

Penis.

Response to: Which one out of 3 would you bang. Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

So is non-mod rule enforcing...

Response to: Which one out of 3 would you bang. Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

CURLY,The handsome Devil he is!

Response to: Newgrounds Marketing Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

You forgot Trolling and DRAWING cocks.

Response to: Sex amusement park! Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

At 10/9/11 05:53 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 10/9/11 05:50 PM, Zeppelyn wrote: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may /18/china-sex-theme-park-closes

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And the next night,the Lower half of the statue disappeared mysteriously from the Garbage heap...

Response to: Well looky here, looky here Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

Dem' crows just be chillin',dawg.

Response to: scaryist shit that has ever happend Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

I once saw Amy Winehouse Lurking the streets for the blood of new born children,at least that's what I assume she was doing.

Response to: To anyone who reads Homestruck... Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

People like these guys just make the whole world go round, don't they? - the guy who's about to make a really stupid thread in 3 minutes.

I'm glad you embrace the fact that I make the World go in the correct motion that god himself intended.That is to say...if I'M not god...but...

Response to: Warlords of Newgrounds! Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

At 10/9/11 05:11 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 10/9/11 05:09 PM, Asandir wrote:
In the free time, my people will act kind. And I will ally with the Neutral people.
What about me bud?
We got to stick together.
If you get invaded I can command you armies and you can be the diplomat :3 I am good at tactics.

Forgot to quote you.It's just what sexy people do sometimes,to busy being sexy to remember things...

Response to: I think I'm in love... Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

You should probably shoot yourself in the arm.Probably.

Response to: Warlords of Newgrounds! Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

As a fellow Furry,you may be my Ally,and together I will use my very sexy whip army to conquer Newgrounds as a VERY sexy dictator.You can be my less sexy man servant.

Response to: A verry, verry serious question Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

A serious question,huh?Well I think it's Okee-Dokee when a guy puts his Pee Stick in another guys Booty hole,but when Compared to a guy who Sticks his Ding-A-Ling in a Booby ladies Fish sticks,they're not much of a difference.

Wanna hear a joke?Once upon a time a lady bought a house.She named it "Butt".Then she one day the lady lost her cat she named "crack".Then the old lady went all around saying to people "I looked all around my butt but I couldn't find my crack!!"

*snicker*

Response to: To anyone who reads Homestruck... Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

No one reads Homestruck,But I've played Homefront,and that's a shitty CoD clone,so good luck with that.

Response to: Favorite Game Sites? Posted October 9th, 2011 in General

*Serious face* The Spoony Experiment.*Resumes Trolling*