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lol obvious photoshop

The face is the first noticable thing. The body follows. Personality and charm can add on too.

"The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation. "

No examination, no proof. I doubt this is real.

At 1/15/10 08:41 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: I don't think you have the authorized credentials to utilize this planets oxygen.

Anything that I could possibly say will be inferior to this statement. Basically I second this.

Well, something similar happened to me. I was hanging with my friend and I used a your mom joke against him. The thing was that his cousin, who was right next to him, lost his mother to suicide. I felt pretty bad.

Recently I have had frequent queer dreams. They are just so strange. One was where I met my old friend in a clown house. I think it involves too much cranberry juice.

At 1/11/10 08:41 PM, steph2568 wrote: lol Jerking. What a stupid thing to call a dance.

What's next? DO THA FAP?

It is an actual dance. Though it is stupid.

If I ever do get really carried away, sometimes I pretend to be a spastic lead singer, just kinda jumping around.

Just look up the basic pop-prep music, rap and country.

as I am in my 6th year at High school

Uhh....that just depends on how much longer you are in high school.

They are all nice as long as they aren't cones or some shit like that. Or if they have stretch marks or are super fucking huge.

What people do to animals nowadays is absolutely awful. It is both frightening and disgusting. I think that factory farms are also disgusting, but that doesn't mean I am a PETA fan or anything well or even a vegetarian. I just think what some people do to animals is absolutely cruel.

At 1/10/10 02:02 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Fred. I HATE HIM!

He looks like a retard in that picture and anything involving children under 17 sucks ass. Music, movies, TV shows, EVERYTHING!

Anyone who isn't a legal adult should not be recognized in a manner of fame.

At 1/10/10 12:21 AM, Timmy wrote:

:sensible quote

Oh Timmy, that yellow aura is so sexy on you.

And I agree totally with what you are saying on this. It wasn't self-defense but that guy deserves to give the intruder a hell of a beating.

The thought that if my belief is incorrect, I could burn in hell for all eternity.

At 1/10/10 02:04 AM, Flak wrote: Age/Gender: 30, Female
Location: Debyshire, England
Job: doucher

lol

Hah, nice find.

Who brought this old-ass topic up?

And I've never seen any of those videos because I keep my execution videos to the minimum, mkay?

You can respond to basically anything with the phrase, "Cuz Imma G."
Why did I piss myself? - Cuz Imma G!
Why am I pregnant? - Cuz Imma G!

Just because we were on the topic of a Mr. G.

I believe this is The Rock's way of coming out of the closet. Seriously? A fucking tooth fairy? In a too-too (however you spell it)? Yeah definately a cross-dresser.

I can't stand stand the lousy 1-3 inches we keep getting. No fucking delays here.

Woman - Olga
Man - Karmen

I really don't mind EpicFail's topics, why all the bashing? I mean no matter how often he makes them at least they are better stories (if they are fake) then the other mindless shit such as, "What's your favorite colour?"

Ahem, anyway well the situation is difficult. Ask your friend what he honestly thinks of this. Try and get the truth out of him. But for starters, if he was your best friend, I wouldn't have gotton with this girl in the first place. But honestly I can understand what you are doing if she was really hott but still it's tough.

At 1/5/10 10:18 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Yeah, Fuck the disabled!

I am pretty sure you just completely owned this topic.

At 1/1/10 01:55 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 1/1/10 04:22 AM, dySWN wrote: You can't live every moment in fear. That's really all there is to it.

This

This is the job of the soldiers; their giving their lives so we may live in comfort. It's beautiful. And i hope their sacrifice isn't in vain.

I really liked this statement. What they are doing is selfless and couragous but we can't live in absolute fear. That is what they are trying to prevent, sorta.

At 1/5/10 10:09 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Well I like the show.

Ok then. Apologies.

At 1/4/10 09:53 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 1/4/10 09:44 PM, LeNoir wrote: Most black comedy sitcoms are awful and the quality of the humour is below average. Not that people don't already know this. (No racist....)

They don't. You just don't get it.

Maybe not as much Everbody Hates Chris, as much as anything that is continuing by Tyler Perry. Examples would be: Meet the Browns and House of Payne. Like even the commercials fucking suck. And I have seen both shows and they were awful.

I won't judge Everybody Hates Chris because I haven't seen it for a while, but the series that still have new episodes that are made by Tyler Perry are straight up awful.

lolno. Why would I do that?

At 1/5/10 03:44 PM, STEM wrote: the silhouette of my wiener

XFD, fucking awesome. I honestly don't know which one. Probably Magikarp for teh lulz.

I might go overboard on some of the bans if I were mod. Especially because a lot of the spam threads here suck ass. Some are funny though.

Most black comedy sitcoms are awful and the quality of the humour is below average. Not that people don't already know this. (No racist....)

It doesn't smell like anything. You would only smell what the other host of the static smells like.