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Topic: 2012 Olympics

Posted: 12/03/09 12:01 PM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 07:16 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote: Whoever created that logo is either a moron or was having a massive joke with the UK Olympic Committee. It's not just me that thinks that it looks like someone getting a blowjob is it?

Nah thats just you, he's not getting a blowjob, but he is getting a handjob.


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Topic: How do I find my default router?

Posted: 12/01/09 06:40 PM

Forum: General

At 12/1/09 06:35 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 12/1/09 06:28 PM, k6ka wrote: Can thishelp?
That's if I'm doing it wireless and I'm doing a wired connection and I only have 1 Ethernet wire hole(whatever the name is) so I can't connect my PS3 and my PC at the same time

so on your router you only have one ethernet port? surely you should have at least 2, normally 4. You just need two ethernet leads both from the router into each machine.

then go to network settings > set up a connection on your ps3 and click easy and it should set itself up


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Topic: Who the hell were you in 2009?

Posted: 12/01/09 06:35 PM

Forum: General

I was sorting out my UCAS going on to do a games design course this september.

Now i decided i didn't wat to do that, applied and started a foundation in art and design and am applying for illustration on UCAS instead.


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Topic: Man Points

Posted: 12/01/09 06:16 PM

Forum: General

Well i am as rare as they come.

I have approximatly 28706400000 Total Man points and still growing. I have been getting 50 man points since i was born because every moment of my life is encompassed in manlyness.

URRRGGHHHHH

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Topic: University?

Posted: 11/29/09 06:10 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 06:01 PM, SeeInTheDark wrote: I'm a junior in high school right now, and being pressured to starting thinking about what colleges or universities to which I'll apply next winter. My father has this idea that I could expect to get into nearly anywhere, which I think is ridiculous. I don't have any clue where I could go, and as I begin to sort through stacks of mail I don't know which schools would be a realistic option. Can anybody who's been through the process give me a hand?

It would be handy to know what sort of subject area you like to start looking at the best places for those are. different uni's are better and different subjects.


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Topic: Killed a little girls cat

Posted: 11/29/09 06:08 PM

Forum: General

At 11/29/09 06:01 PM, Leo625 wrote: But she needs to learn to keep better control of her pets.
Any similar experiences?

Lol are you joking?!? seriously!?!?

cats run around streets all the time not even supervised by people, let alone a child!

Should be more like, you need to keep better control of your car. it's not hard, two hands on the steering heel, and two eyes on the road.


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Topic: It's almost December...

Posted: 11/29/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

I just wish for a white winter on christmas day here in the east of england.

We normally get snow february once or twice. i love snow boarding down hills :)


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Topic: Gay Superheroes

Posted: 11/23/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 05:39 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 11/23/09 05:38 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Also him and the black person to the right, ar brothers. WTF
But the black person has boobs!

Probably a tranvestite, the whole thing is f****d up


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Topic: Gay Superheroes

Posted: 11/23/09 05:38 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 05:36 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Does Mr. Muscles have a boner?

Probably, its just pushed down from the spandex suit.

Also him and the black person to the right, ar brothers. WTF


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Topic: Gay Superheroes

Posted: 11/23/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

Thats right, and new gay Superhero team called the 'Rainbow Warriors' in the new comic 'Spandex'. Not quite sure why, but utterly hilarious. A bit of a concern for the younger generation as they might confuse homosexualism to be pretty normal and they could even be icons or rolemodels for them, god forbid.

Not that i have a problem with homosexuals.

Some quotes from the article incase you dont want to click on this link

'I felt that a gay super-team was something that hadn't been done before. It just felt very fresh and original,' said the London-based artist. Spandex follows the adventures of glamorous transvestite Liberty and her team as they battle such enemies as the Pink Ninjas and the 50ft Lesbian (oh yes, the baddies are gay too).

and my favourite

'These guys are just as cool as Spider-Man and Batman - they just happen to sleep with members of their own sex.'

Also a funny youtube link about this.

Recomend you to watch the video

Cheers

Gay Superheroes


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Topic: My Humour Sucks

Posted: 11/23/09 01:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 05:15 AM, megamagition wrote: You're definately in the wrong place.

speak for youreself. Any sex reference goes down well with guys providing your not gay, or if it's a horrificly to far gay joke. And tame them down when your around girls.

Anything that turns the joke on the other person.

Don't look so serious when tellin gjokes, JEEZ :P

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Topic: Text a stupid question to KGB

Posted: 11/23/09 12:59 PM

Forum: General

118 118 in the UK answers any question for 60p, then any other questions are free for the rest of the day.

benefits

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Topic: Fuckers with Headphones.

Posted: 11/23/09 12:56 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 10:33 AM, Soaked wrote:
At 11/23/09 10:28 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: Those people irritate me, too.
What do you mean "those people"?

They're discriminating against poeple who like to listen to music, that's what!

Anyway! Im sure you like some sort of music, so why dont you listen to something while doing an assignment/homework. If not you could buy some ear plugs.


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Topic: Annoying kid in my class

Posted: 11/22/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

Tell him you can tell that he's a bit of a bitch and you give this relationship till Texarkana.

Make him take a bite out of an apple then throw it in the bin, and repeat the process

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Topic: I can sleep with my eyes closed!

Posted: 11/22/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

I do nothing


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Topic: Face Artist Needed

Posted: 11/22/09 05:22 PM

Forum: Art

At 11/22/09 02:22 PM, TokkerProductions wrote: October

for your considerations.


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Topic: Get a table!

Posted: 11/22/09 12:37 PM

Forum: General

This is amazingly bizzare! What the hell is wrong with people, yelling because they want someone to eat at a table all the time?!? I didn't even know someone could get angry at such a pathetic thing, and there is even the phrase 'free-eater'.

Soon they will start protesting and it will become an issue of debate, lol


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Topic: My first pair of jeans ever.

Posted: 11/19/09 05:36 PM

Forum: General

Jeans are great. They are great once they are worn in, they feel perfect and certian pairs of jeans grow on you, Then when you buy a new pair, they feel magical especially the first time. ggggoooorrrrr *orgasm*

At 11/19/09 04:44 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I hate wearing pants, they're just so uncomfortable.
Shorts are the way to go

Short shorts?


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Topic: Looking for a song?

Posted: 11/19/09 05:28 PM

Forum: General

I know what song you mean

But you should be a bit more specific about the music video at least of people are going to get this

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Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 05:26 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 04:21 PM, GoodfellaLFC wrote: Personally I would honestly say I'm in the top 5% of people in the world in regards to intelligence.

Are you joking? seriously, the top 5% ?!? there is more very clever and knowledgeable people out there. and no offense but i doubt you are in the top 5%. Especially since your probably still in school, guessing because you mentioned grades. But give it another 10 years and then you could be.

Im nothing special and i know that, im logical, averagly smart. But i am more into art and culture. I'm not great at english but i am pretty strong with spelling and good with numbers.


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Topic: For those that say Cartoons died

Posted: 11/19/09 04:58 PM

Forum: General

It's true that the generation of cartoons 10 years ago is outdated. but it doesn't change the fact that newer shows in general terms are worse.

They are not trying to tell any moral story anymore, just mind numbing action adventure. Kids are obviously going to like it because they enjoy action sequences, gadgets and ass-kicking hero's, they don't understand or care about a good story with a moral. But if it's there then they are subject to it.

That's why there are less and less people with good movie taste because they only enjoy films that have enough to satisfy there action or gore lust.


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Topic: Why Is Tom Fulp's Avatar Sexy?

Posted: 11/18/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

Just looks like a regular guy to me. but then again, newgrounds doesn't accept normal people.


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Topic: Guys hitting on my sisters.

Posted: 11/18/09 06:25 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/09 04:07 PM, BloodPact wrote:
At 11/18/09 03:28 PM, Elios wrote: Only Maury Povich can save them now.
Jerry Springer

I deny those with one man. Jeremy Kyle


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Topic: I want to break into a house.

Posted: 11/17/09 09:22 PM

Forum: General

Not foret to switch all the the hot and cold taps around. then they won't want to live knowing that cold could be hot and hot could be cold!

Muhahahahahahaha... evil >:)

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Topic: I have a cooler phone than you

Posted: 11/17/09 08:38 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 01:39 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Mine can make calls, send and recieve texts and take pictures.

Obvios-M's phone is superior to yours. It actually furfills its function.

Mine is the same but it has video and sudoku :D


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Topic: Degrees Fahrenheit

Posted: 11/17/09 08:31 PM

Forum: General

in the UK we use miles and not kilometers mostly. and a lot use inches and feet to describe measurements.

And i swear they use kilometers in america for the speed limit. 110k/h or something?


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Topic: I may have too much music...

Posted: 11/17/09 10:52 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 10:29 AM, Polonium wrote: I can honestly fit everything I would ever want to listen to, ever, on a 4gb machine

Then you are obviously a very close minded person

I have 12.1 days (22.71gb) of music on my itunes and ipod


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Topic: Graphics card ?

Posted: 11/17/09 10:45 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 10:36 AM, Polonium wrote: I've never had a truly decent experience with ATI; powerful stuff but horrible drivers & unexplained voids in performance for me. I'd get the slightly less powerful but all-round lovely gtx260.

Agreed with thegtx260. although the specs are lower, the drivers and software side is superior to ati.


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Topic: Movies That Make You Lol Every Time

Posted: 11/16/09 01:07 PM

Forum: General

Dodgeball is a classic

Just kidding, but not really

Movies That Make You Lol Every Time


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Topic: people who share your name

Posted: 11/16/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

At 11/16/09 12:45 PM, MrSaint wrote: Doesn't show me anything on my name+surname. But on my surname, Smirnov, it showed me a link to this .

You name could be 'Smirnov Ice' or 'Smirnov Vodka' but you chose 'MrSaint'!!! are you mad?


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