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At 7/30/09 09:17 PM, SorgensKammer wrote:

At 7/30/09 09:15 PM, Lorkas wrote: Demotivators.

Wtf is that a picture of?

I know its a demotivator and Ronald Mcdonald but.... seriously.... WTF?

it's the bitch from the ring, her career went fast

At 7/31/09 01:30 PM, C-Hawk wrote: Well that text came out all fucked up, didn't it?

I hereby request deletion of above image post, as well as this one.

next time just the blue field should be copied, cut out all unnecessary shit

At 7/31/09 04:06 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Touch her boobs while she's asleep.

No, just kidding, happy fucking birthday, man.

lol, thanks man.

yeah, today I got a little money [ 51 bucks ] so im going to go see bruno, hopefully that wont suck, and then, whatever, probably get drunk again

At 7/31/09 01:46 AM, mikel33405 wrote: Delete system 32, it will make your computer way faster.

it will def free it up...

[ dont delete system 32, seriously.... ]

At 7/31/09 01:38 AM, mikel33405 wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:36 AM, Leidolfr wrote: My girlfriend and I were drinking....she passed out,

Rape?

Huuurrrrrr

At 7/31/09 01:36 AM, ragingfred wrote: dele...

take magnet to harddrive, reinstal windows, repeat every year.

lol, melt bat.

anyways no, i dont know what ya even talking about, but, restep it to the day you got it or, just an earlier date

At 7/31/09 01:34 AM, Tinkco86 wrote: Happy birthday, but go to a drug store and find some swimmer's ear droplets to help with your ears. I had this a few days ago, they fixed it right up.

yeah I have that [ of course the stuff im using expired 2 months ago ] but yeah, i put a little on a q-tip, and that burned and didnt do much, so i put drops in, like it tells ya to, and, the most uncomfortable feeling ever, and, im still deaf in that ear, lol. i guess ill call tommorow and make another appointment, im getting so sick of doctors

At 7/31/09 01:31 AM, tweekee wrote: You just seem to have astounding grammer and spelling for someone who's drunk. I remember my sister tryed typing something when she was drunk and could barely make a sentence, none the less have great spelling.

well if it were live typing im sure it would be, lol, firefox underlines things i fuck up on, but yeah, im usually pretty cognitive anyways while drinking, i have a pretty high alcohol tolerance.

At 7/31/09 01:18 AM, tweekee wrote: Wait are you drunk drunk, or just kind of buzzed. also, that is oneof the most awesome pictures I have ever seen in my life and must save it. Cheavis and Georhead FTW

Yeah I really liked that picture, lol. and Im not REALLY drunk, but yeah, im fairly drunk, the whole building was drinking today, for some reason, nothing to do with me of course, lol. why do you ask?

At 7/31/09 01:03 AM, RTL wrote: If it makes you feel better, Happy Birthday.

Yeah, thanks guys. Im not like crying in my beer here or anything, but yeah, im pretty bummed out about it

[ and i was drinking as I mentioned earlier, so im sitting here alone drunk and you know, what else do i have to think about but my woes...thats why I made this, I guess, I dont really know why I do anything is the truth i guess. truth sucks, lol ]

[ Please accept this picture as penance for any butthurtness that may have been coming acrossed ]

At 7/29/09 06:07 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 7/28/09 03:31 PM, Leidolfr wrote: I am, as well as being Scandonavian, am Irish [ Actually German Irish Norwegian Swedish and Passamaquoddy ]

Passamawhat?

They're maine Indians, my great grandmother was a tribal Passamaquoddy. the name comes from the Passamaquoddy "Peskotomukahtay" Which means "Pollock-Spearer" [ Pollock being the fish ]

theres actually a story, a beach here we all hang out at, white people came to the rock face, which is cliff like, and the passamaquoddys met them there, and wouldnt let them off the boats, they traded with baskets and rope, and when the whites left, the passamaquoddys all stood on the hill and mooned them, and the whites wrote back home of how rude the native population in maine was [ then maine was greater Massachusetts ]

At 7/31/09 12:46 AM, tweekee wrote: Also, I learned something a long time ago, Once you've fallen to the bottom, the only thing you can do is rise.

Yeah man, thanks. Im not dead yet, dont worry, lol, and yeah you know, im doing what i can im living, but its hard to enjoy everything when you have little worrys eating your brain away.

but yeah it really sucks because my last birthday sucked really bad too, so i dont know, its kind of like an extreem welcome to adult hood if ya know what i mean, my 21 birthday sucked, now my 22, lol, do i have 45 relly bad birthdays waiting for me? will I even be that lucky?

anyways heres my 21 birthday:

I had like, 50 bucks on me that night, so i get my buddy, and we go to the store, he says he has no money, and i say i dont care dude, what kind of shit ya want, so we go get 2 bottles of fairly expensive stuff, and, my money was gone

so, we go hit the bars later, and i go to pay for his drink, and, he pulls out a wad of cash....so i says what the fuck, and he says you know blah blah i never said i didnt have money blah blah, so not only did i not get shit, but i got fucked over more or less

so later that night, i lived with my father at the time, we're all drinking, and i dont remember what, but he picks a fight with me about nothing, and we almost get into a fistfight...and, after, like 10 min after, he passes out and i hear him snorring. so, the whole house is asleep, my girlfriend, him, and of course, im too pissed to sleep, and too drunk to drive...so, i walk.

I didnt sleep, i just left, and walked until my girlfriend woke up and i could drive, and i left, and, i think thats when i moved, dunno, its hard to keep track of all the shit like that, but anyways yeah.... that was my last birthday

At 7/31/09 12:40 AM, tweekee wrote: It's my birthday today too.

lol, Happy birthday! yeah i know, this should be a country song or something, all i need now is for my truck to die and my dog to run away with my girlfriend

[ I drive a little car, and have no dog ]

At 7/31/09 12:37 AM, STEM wrote: Is there an aspect of your life where there's not a problem lol

yeah.... lol. Im not dead yet, so, thats pretty cool

I turned 22 at midnight tonight. My girlfriend and I were drinking....she passed out, now im sitting here alone. My license expires today, i have no money. I posted awhile ago about some medical issues, well, Im still sick,still dont know whats wrong, or if its serious or not, and now, I went swimming like 2 days ago, and my right ear is still plugged and it hurts, so ive been like half deaf for the past few days, my left ear is even a little plugged, and, wow Newgrounds...

Someone say something

At 7/30/09 11:49 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: Give it your best shot

w00t

At 7/30/09 11:53 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Go for it. What's the worst that can happen?

someone beats him up, and takes his dido cd

At 7/30/09 11:42 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: I can see how you would get that vibe from them. A paid membership to a website that hosts pictures of nude women are generally porn sites. However, I don't consider this site to be a porn site. It's not necessarily an "art" site, as the women are really just standing/sitting there, not posing at all, really, but I wouldn't classify it as a porn site, since the pictures aren't inherently sexual in nature either.

I think its just a nude apreciation site, for, little kids who are looking for pr0n, to, well, nudists, i dont see any full grown adults paying money to fap to this site

At 7/30/09 09:49 PM, jack-the-ripper wrote: no i did it a couple days ago cause i was bored

well hopefully for you someone like me never sees ya doin it

At 7/30/09 11:40 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

now you feel bad for loling

that pic would piss him off so bad

[ really, he wouldnt find it funny at all, lol ]

At 7/30/09 11:37 PM, jack-the-ripper wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:22 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:18 PM, jack-the-ripper wrote: good luck

I made it to lvl 4 and said fuck that

i cant beat level 2

run to the bottom, and go square by square, when a ball goes up, move to that square until you get to the middle, then follow one of the balls up to get the yellow on, run back down, and keep going until you get to the end

At 7/30/09 11:29 PM, minic78 wrote: How can you not love this guy?!?
I challenge everyone to find a wrestler more awesome than the macho man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb5oLez75 q8

The ultimate warrior could, and probably has, kicked macho mans ass

At 7/30/09 11:29 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:26 PM, Leidolfr wrote: because two naked people sittingand watching tv are naked people

two naked people having sex with eachother FOR tv, is porn.

[ get it, nudists arent porn stars ]

Its still stupid to claim that nude modeling is an "art". Everyone knows that sites purpose is to provide porn. They even charge you money to sign up!

maybe just pretaining to that site you could be right, but no, the nude form can be art, the human body, especially womens, have lots of curves and shit that wont show up with clothes, and for people who draw or sculpt, they see it for what it is, theyre not fapping to it, thats what girlfriends are for, or porn is for, a bunch of nude girls hanging out in a field, i mean, its kind of sexual, but no, it really isnt.

At 7/30/09 11:26 PM, j2witz wrote: My friends are saying not to break up with the girl, do any of you think i should?

breaking up is a last resort, try and work it out first, if ya really thinking of leaving tell her that, say hey, im really thinking if this is gonna work the way its goin, or something, then if that fails, youll break up

[ is she hot? lol ]

At 7/30/09 11:25 PM, Davidzx wrote: I'm more of a peaceful person, I wouldn't fight if my life depended on it.

dude, im taking your stereo

because two naked people sittingand watching tv are naked people

two naked people having sex with eachother FOR tv, is porn.

[ get it, nudists arent porn stars ]

At 7/30/09 11:14 PM, j2witz wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:12 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/30/09 11:11 PM, bgraybr wrote: Get your girlfriend away from this guy as soon as possible.

Im not trying to be an asshole, but yeah, shes probably doing him on the side

Yea, I know for a fact shes not doing him, It took me a while to believe that, but im sure of it.

then maybe its a question of will it happen, time will tell.

i could be wrong, hopefully i am, but still, watch it

At 7/30/09 11:18 PM, jack-the-ripper wrote: good luck

I made it to lvl 4 and said fuck that

This ones easy....Klaus Kinski

At 7/30/09 11:11 PM, bgraybr wrote: Get your girlfriend away from this guy as soon as possible.

Im not trying to be an asshole, but yeah, shes probably doing him on the side