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At 7/31/09 06:44 PM, JJgamer93 wrote: I love this show...the songs are the best part.

"We're future Sailors...electronic cast away, digi-turtle go away, future sailors..."

"Ice Flow, no where to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!"

"Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance wher' they can, burrow for your mind, for your tummy, for your anus, EELS!"

"Bouncy bouncy, oh what a good time, bouncy bouncy, we're all in the bounce house, bouncy bouncy, everytime I bounce I feel I reach THE SKY!!"

Can't ge6t enough of it...

Ooh ooh ooh
I did a twisty
Ooh ooh ooh
A tiny twisty

Twist him up,
Twist him down
Twist him all around like the cobra
Dancing to the music of the pipe
The pipe, the pipe, the pipe of life

Iyeeaiieeaiieeai
Caramacarama
Cinema in the night
Such a good thing
Dont forget to bring popcorn
Tony and his paper castle

just so people know....heres some of their songs...

%u2022 Ape Of Death
%u2022 Archiology Boy (Live Tour '06)
%u2022 Bouncy Bouncy
%u2022 Calm A Llama Down
%u2022 Calmallamadown
%u2022 Charlie
%u2022 Cheese Song
%u2022 Clockwork Magaret
%u2022 Clockwork Margaret
%u2022 DJ Snake
%u2022 Do You Love Me?
%u2022 Eels
%u2022 El Sonido Nuevo
%u2022 Electro Boy
%u2022 Fossil Rap
%u2022 Four Way Crimp
%u2022 Future Sailors
%u2022 Hippy Nonsense
%u2022 Howard's Freak Song
%u2022 Ice Flo
%u2022 Ice Flow (Johny Frostbite)
%u2022 Isolation
%u2022 Jean Claude Jackette [From Boosh Live 2006]
%u2022 Jean Claude Jaquettie
%u2022 Listen To Your Heart
%u2022 Love Games
%u2022 Milky Joe & The Coconuts
%u2022 Mutants
%u2022 Naboo's Song (Live Tour '06)
%u2022 Naboolio (Live Tour 2006)
%u2022 Nanageddon
%u2022 Pelt The Rabbit (The Mighty Boosh Tour, Live '06)
%u2022 Rudi's Quest
%u2022 Sea Funk
%u2022 Searching For The New Sound
%u2022 Soup Song
%u2022 Spanish Man
%u2022 Spider Lovin'
%u2022 Stickleback
%u2022 The 4way Crimp
%u2022 The Chosen One
%u2022 The Crimp
%u2022 The Hitcher Song
%u2022 The Jigsaw Times
%u2022 The Moon's Song
%u2022 The Pancake Song
%u2022 The Soup Song
%u2022 The Tundra Rap
%u2022 Time Is Calling My Name
%u2022 Title Song
%u2022 Trapped In A Box
%u2022 Trapped In Cabinets
%u2022 Tundra Rap
%u2022 Twisteroony

At 7/31/09 06:36 PM, HandsomePete wrote: I appreciate the weirdness of Boosh, but it's not as good as Look Around You.

i only liked the early episodes of look around you, but yeah,thats fucking halirious

[ i wonder if anyone ever kept a work book, to every episode in order...that would be epic ]

At 7/31/09 06:26 PM, Shmossy wrote: Mighty Boosh is OK, but not that good.

Dr. Who is just terrible though. "Hey look at me, I'm a man in a latex suit with a voice changer, pretending to be an alien!"

I used to watch the old Dr Who when i was a kid, and i really liked it. the new one sucks though

At 7/31/09 06:23 PM, MadCow wrote: ya ok bub. yer not getting yerself out of this pointless arguement w/ yer fast talkin. mighty boosh sucks faggot

lol, this is almost a good troll.

[ i dun told them citys slicker, if'n yous from the bank, im ta shoot ya ]

At 7/31/09 06:09 PM, MadCow wrote: fuck you pretentious cunts what the fuck is intelligent about mighty boosh its a mediocre show that has the occasional amusing moment. mainstream comedy from both us & brit suck

Firstly, I was speaking generally, lol, i wasnt even talking about the Boosh, and Secondly Im American, and over all, I have great faith in American Intelligence, but with a country so big, full of so many different people....there are going to be idiots, rather that offends you or not is really a moot point.

At 7/31/09 05:54 PM, MentalMyles wrote: yeah, Mighty Boosh finished 2 years ago in britain and I loved it, the final series is the best. When I was in texas, I was watching it with my girlfriend and it was funny how new this was to her while this was stuff I was watching while I was in highschool. Although she thought it felt like a crazy acid trip, she enjoyed it.

Britain and America have different views in whats funny. Britain being mostly dark while america being mostly irony and stupid.

yeah American humor is mostly about stupid people i think, either people being stupid, or someone who's smarter and knows theyre stupid, America loves stupidity, and thats because well, half of us are stupid, but the other half are more intelligent than people give us credit for

Im not a robot im not a robot, AHHH!!!!!

At 7/31/09 05:51 PM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 7/31/09 05:46 PM, Leidolfr wrote: No really, its great, Old Greg is the best sketch ever

Ya ever drink Bailys from a shoe?

I call this one old greg, and this one, I cal old greg, and, do ya know what this one is?

old greg?

yes sir, thank ya sir. and this, this is baileys, and this, is another baileys, and, this is as close to baileys as ya can get without your eyes gettin wet

At 7/31/09 05:44 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:

At 7/31/09 05:42 PM, StCyril wrote: DOES ANYONE SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS SHOW!?

Which show now?The Mighty Boosh?A lot of people seem to love.It is very popular.I never got into it.

no really, its great, Old Greg is the best sketch ever

At 7/31/09 05:42 PM, StCyril wrote: DOES ANYONE SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS SHOW!? I had it on for 30 seconds one night due to lack of anything better to do before grabbing for the remote.

its one of my favorite shows

At 7/31/09 05:35 PM, GlebGuy wrote: 3/10

You gotta get outside more often.

tsk tsk

I wonder why he hasnt posted yet, maybe you guys embarrassed him, lol

At 7/31/09 03:00 PM, Upyourface wrote:

At 7/31/09 12:37 AM, IUP-Soldier wrote: Fuck you black face.

How very productive.

lol, thats fine, Indirect flamage is always welcomed by me, but when people get all personal and butthurt about it, it becomes a problem

[ not that im saying ya butthurt, just talking generally ]

At 7/31/09 05:06 PM, 372 wrote: Advertising?

I dont think so, he provided a link to something that anyone can do and then post here, he just posted something he did so he could be a part of his own thread

[ man, you people... ]

At 7/31/09 04:25 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: People have phobias of all kinds of things. At school there was a girl that was scared of sponge. Also a friend of mine is scared of balled-up paper. So if we were ever in restaurants or whatever and someone screwed up their napkin, she'd be like "Get it away from me!".

I know someone, uhh, if you turned something in her house, anything, shed notice and fix it, but wouldnt notice she was doing it [ this is ocd not a fear but whatever, eat it ] and uhgh, one time she was fixing place mats, and someone went behind her and kept moving them slightly, and she kept fixing them, while talking about like other shit, until someone finally said hey, do you know what ya doin right now?

At 7/31/09 04:47 PM, tweekee wrote: So Newgrounds, what's you favorite comedian?

Steven Wright, He has a Pony

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

[ Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. ]

At 7/31/09 04:33 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: They look fine to me.

Naw, im not diggin em either....

At 7/31/09 04:27 PM, OneWordName wrote: Either a troll or extra sensitive 10 year old.

We may never no which.

He's 17, from Amsterdam, and apparently has made a web browser?

anyways, I dont think he's either of those things, dont forget firstly hes trying to rhyme and convey thoughts in a second language, which alot of you newgrounders cant relate to at all, and secondly, he's doing it in freestyle, he just sat and decided, im going to rap for strangers on newgrounds. so, even if he failed at being the next Cypress Hill, he tried, and uhh, hes only 17, maybe at 20 he'll have some skills, almost nobody is born awesome at something

[ I was actually a golf prodigy, lol, dont ask me why, my parents dont play golf, but when i was like 12 i could hit a golf ball 230 yards or so, so i took golf lessons, that the middle school provided for free [ was acrossed the street from a public golf course ] and you know, i was good at that too, then i just stopped playing, its expensive to play golf, but i have a putter and sometimes when im really bored ill throw a shotglass down on the floor and put for awhile ]

[ Im also a really good pool player, but that took awhile, i learned left handed when i was a kid, and then my father noticed one day, and you know, he knows im right handed, i shoot a gun right handed, i fightright handed, and uhh he said, what the hell are ya doing. so,from 13 on ive bee playing right handed, so i can shoot left, and right handed, and last time i played in a bar i played some league guy one handed, we both played one handed, and it was a slow game, but i made some long hard shots one handed, and i ended up winning....all this has to do with nothing i just realized, sorry ]

[ De Fofftig Penns pictured below, theyre Northern Plattdeutsch rappers...close to dutch, lol ]

[ De Fofftig Penns = The fifty pence ]

At 7/31/09 04:14 PM, FlashLightningX wrote: What do YOU think is the scariest story, or what's the one that's really kept you awake at night for a while..?

when I was a little kid Pet Semetary scared me alot, i saw it when i was like 3 or 4, and now when i watch it, of course it doesnt scare me, but, i find it a really sad movie for some reason, not being a pussy about it but you know what i mean, it almost makes me feeluncomfortable to watch, maybe its too deep in me.

however, the second one, was just entertaining, and doesnt bother me at all, but it has its sad parts too, Steven King is melancholy alot, because well....hes from maine, we're foggy forest dwellers

[ really, england has the reputaion for being foggiest but uh....come to Maine sometime.... ]

At 7/31/09 04:14 PM, RedCoin wrote: It's a work of fucking ART

also, check out www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

I think you just gave all the three girls on newgrounds simultaneous orgasms

[ oh my god look at that cake, oh my god, oh my god, but what will the jonas brothers think of me? i dont wanna be fat, man, im depressed, im gonna go get some ice cream ]

At 7/31/09 03:00 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: 2 things to say to you before your read this:
1. Don't like rap? leave..
2. This is completely from the top of my head. I didn't think of this before I started.

if youre really dutch, than im impressed, but as far as JUST the rap goes, i mean, its ok,it rhymes, but, its nothing new. but if ya really did freestyle it, sometimes freeestyles suck, shit happens, lol

[ if you like it do it, regardless of what newgrounds says, lol, dont let them beat you ]

At 7/31/09 04:09 PM, tweekee wrote: That looks like shit with peppers and bread.

A Heart attack never looked better

At 7/31/09 03:45 PM, NinjaGuy wrote: Okay NG, lets see your FAVORITE TYPE OF CHEESE, here are a few suggestion: Pepper Jack, American, Prevalone(speling?), cheddar, sharp.

Smoked Ghouda

[ Its Ghouda, and its dutcha ]

At 7/31/09 02:19 PM, RDSchley wrote: your.. sick? apparently its not serious enough to stop you from seeking attention. i call Munchhausen syndrome.

Thanks. and by sick, i mean, Ive had trouble breathing for 2 weeks and doctors cant tell me why, but yeah, i guess im just an asshole....

At 7/31/09 02:16 PM, Kwing wrote: If you hacked a television network and had... Say, an hour to broadcast whatever you wanted throughout the world, what would you do?

ustream is a website wher you make an account, and start broadcasting, you get your own "channel" and can broadcast whenever. Nasa is there, umm, theres a tech support channel, a hardware channel, etc, plu, the random hot girls looking stupid, talking about nothing, and the hommies trying to be rapers...

At 7/31/09 01:22 PM, MonkeyV wrote: It might be a tumor...

It's nota Tuma

but really, if yave had a headache for a week, go to the doctor.

At 7/31/09 02:07 PM, Jeanioz wrote: Today Leidolfr pay the drinks.

is that the custom in brazil? that sucks, lol

[ Ill buy YOU a drink, since its your custom, the rest of them are on their own, and youd better be bringing the mota esse ]

At 7/31/09 02:08 PM, SBB wrote: The free version gives you 2GB of space, so you won't be backing up your entire hard disk with it, but it works perfectly fine for everything else.

yeah i knew of drop boxes, but still yeah, thanks for the link.

[ I never transfer large files so i just use icq... ]

At 7/31/09 01:46 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 7/31/09 01:37 PM, Leidolfr wrote: yeah, today I got a little money [ 51 bucks ] so im going to go see bruno, hopefully that wont suck, and then, whatever, probably get drunk again

I had a great time when I went to see Bruno and I loved it. Hope your experience is as good as or better than mine was!!

hey thanks. Yeah Im hoping it's good, but, i wanted to see it, and my girlfriend really wants to see it, so, we're going, lol.

I really liked Borat, but not for the reasons other people did, I think, and, I really liked Ali G, and the Ali G show back when it was around, and that had all three characters in it, Ali G, Borat, and Bruno

At 7/31/09 01:48 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: probably like 60 F

Northeastern USA

Yeah Im in maine, i have no idea

[ plus i have air conditioning ]

At 7/31/09 01:45 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Friends is probably my favorite song of theirs.

Definitely When the levee breaks.

[ from wikipedia- ""When the Levee Breaks" is a blues song written and first recorded by husband and wife Kansas Joe McCoy and Memphis Minnie in 1929. The song is in reaction to the upheaval caused by the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927." ]