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At 8/1/09 02:39 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: O_o

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Ig otaname

They pretty much hit me on the mark...

yeah I wish I had a page like this, lol

At 8/1/09 03:10 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: One time I triple-pileslammed this goon backwards through eight tables straight into his mum's vagina.

dude, that was YOU, wtf....

At 8/1/09 02:56 PM, flashwarrior wrote: I tried watching it once, at night when it would be even more entertaining while I'm tired and i found it really boring.

I love that show

son, come her an sit on yo daddys lap. you see this here tattoo with the snakes on it? that means, ima beat yo ass, ima beat ya in the yard, aint no guards gonna stop me

you wash the sun'a'bitchin truck but truck, but leave the boat ta me, the boat, is mine

aint not never did no good no how

look at the rims on my truck boat truck, they good'r an hell, wooo, get some

At 8/1/09 02:36 PM, Pounce wrote: but I can't smoke, have sex, drink, have most major surgeries, or go to clubs or bars

ok um...
Sex- if you have sex with someone your age, anyone can have sex, theyre not going to arrest you, lol

Smoking- well, most 18 year olds already smoke, thats all I need to say.

Drink- pss, been done for generations under age

major surgery= dont know why you want it, but if your parents give consent you can

[ enjoy this unrelated picture ]

At 8/1/09 02:35 PM, Life-Stream wrote: I am in need of a title.

yeah he totally skipped me, lol

At 6/24/06 11:34 PM, Hershizzle wrote: Is Smirnoff Ice counted as a beer?
I CANT TELL!!!!

Its a "Malt Beverage" which is a loose term for beers, who dont have hops, and therefor arent beer [ the beer taste is the hops ] so its the same process, no hops. theres lots of alcohols like this, twisted teas, Mikes, Smirnoff, and then strange ones, Malta india, Kvas [KBAC] etc

so no its not a beer, because it has no hops, but other than that its the same process, and the same alcohol content, usually

At 8/1/09 02:27 PM, MrFinland wrote: Come on, I dare you.

Thats too easy

- you fish
- you drink
- you eat salted and pickled herring
- you can relate t the dudesons on a personal level
- you date a Suomi, and if shes seumi, shes hot
- or you dont date, and youre some sort of pyromaniac in a shed

[ im just kidding by the way, dont get butthurt ]

At 8/1/09 02:23 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: The searchbar. Remember how great it was? Of course you don't since nobody played it.

hint hint

I searched
"Retro Games"
"Favorite"
and "Favorite Retro Games"

Maybe it was like on page page ten of the search, sorry, why dont you link me.....

At 8/1/09 02:23 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: I don't get it...

Do as you please.

I get it, but by the time he does it, there will be too many people to answer individually

So, I've been thinking about this lately, as I just got a Game Gear last week, that, some of my favorite games were on NES, SNES, and Sega, and as I get older, they get obscurer,and people don't know them at all. So, consider this a Cryogenic Chamber for all your Retro video games, this will preserve them, as you remember them, in your own words.

I had alot of games I loved, that people hadn't heard of when they came out [ Just an example, the Aquatic Games for Sega Genesis ] so, they're slipping in time and soon will be no more.

So, get Posting, Retro Gaming, well, for the sake of newgrounds, lets say it starts at the Magnavox Odyssey [ first gaming system ] and ends with, oh say, fuck it, lets go as recent as PS1 and N64, even though, they're not really retro. I have faith you people will make the right choice anyways

if ya really awesome, Include pics, tell a short synopsis of the game, and the story, and you know, what ya like about it, where when ya got it, how much it was back in the day, and of course, if ya beat it or not, as alot of us were little kids and some games were you know, just too much for us back then [ don't you love beating old games that seemed so hard before? ] anyways, here's my first Pick

# 1:
- Title: "Jungle Strike"
- Platform: Sega Genesis
- Year: uhh...early 90's..
- Story:
You Pilot a Helicopter, for the government,and you fight terrorists, simple enough. the first levelyou start in D.C, and of course, yhou can blow up the white house, but, then you fail. Anyways, its almost like an old GTA, one mission is there are marked vans roaming around, and you have to destroy them before they get to the whitehouse, and things like that

- Beat it? No, Each level had like 10 missions, and took like a half hour-hour to beat, and you couldnt save, so I either died or stopped playing, but I got pretty far

ok newgrounds, shock me

At 7/31/09 05:44 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Did nobody make you a thread? Baw, just baw.
Anyways, congratulations man.

lol, yeah, i dont have any friends on newgrounds, poor me...., lol, anyways...

so get this, i went to bruno, after i stoped at my dads, had a quick drink, and went home. so I go to post here, and....the cable shuts off..and i think, great, so i look, and internet is gone too....so, it worked all night, and as soon as I came home, it all shut off, like, i had JUST gotten on the computer and just turned on the tv....

so anyways, turns out we owed the 50 bucks.....psss. so we paid them, and now its all back but....what a bunch of money grubbing assholes, 50 bucks is like half a month behind....

anyways, so Bruno, es war fantastisch, lol.

I get what people meant now, it really wasnt about him being funny, i mean, he was, but it was the people reacting to him that made the character. as expected, it was very borat-ish, but thats ok.

the part with the people trying to get their babies into hollywood, actually pissed me off a little, lol, which was the point, but, are american people really that bad? I know mothers live through their daughters sometimes, but, holy shit....

so yeah overall, good movie, not the best, but, worth the watch

so yeah, when I got home, I watched umm....the newer xmen, that i havent seen....it was ok, uh then I watched a star trek movie id never seen because you know,.,,,no cable, and that was ok. and inbetween I played Sega Game Gear all Night, had to play the battery game of course, but i worked it all out.

[ I p0wned madden last night ]

At 7/31/09 09:04 PM, 372 wrote: Why the fuck would we shower in the dark because you call it a contest?

Don't get me wrong, i'm still gunna do it...

yeah....im not doing it, lol. but this threads a great idea if the challengers were good, try again and make it good

At 7/31/09 09:07 PM, OneWordName wrote:

At 7/31/09 08:57 PM, StCyril wrote: I don't think theirs any live action show on cartoon network that is any good.

Pft, on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, there are maybe 5 programs that are any good. 95% is stupid shit marketed to 12 year olds who will suck any cock of a show you shove down their throats, and caffeine junkies who have nothing better to watch, because its three in the morning.

Half of that is true, but pss, whatever. Adult swim used to be better too, if you didnt like the old adult swim, you suck, lol

-Family guy
-Futurama
-ATHF
-Sealab 2021
-The Brak Show

etc, etc

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1088 350

Just saying

At 7/31/09 08:46 PM, Davidzx wrote: I have an even better idea, this weird marble game thats 3d, up to 8 players. marbel something....

no ones been talking about this yet. why dont we try that one?

or you could just go with runescape.....

no i say you stick to the mind blowing graphics, and heart felt story line of Frogger, an Odyssey

I say you get the latest greatest version of pong

At 7/31/09 07:58 PM, RockyD wrote: Please tell me if I need to put this in the Flash Forum.

Can anyone on NG give me some tips on using liveswif 2.2 animator? like if you should im port pics frame by frame?

I have no idea, all i use is Pivot Animator, which of course, newgrounds doesnt support .piv

At 7/31/09 08:04 PM, titchman12 wrote:

At 7/31/09 08:00 PM, Leidolfr wrote: well, now you should get it. I always thought Alfas were some of the best looking cars

I have to agree with you here i am a big fan of alfas new little car the mito my mum saw one the other day and loved it and i agree it's looks like a great little city hatchback. Also the Alfa brera is looking hot stuff.

pic related

yeah the problem with alfas is they dont last, and therefore the depreciation rate is huge, i heard if you buy a new Milano, within 3 years its worth less than half of its original price

At 7/31/09 08:26 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 7/31/09 07:57 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

that being said my friend was "training" this kid, hed ring a bell once in awhile, and the kid just thought he was being weird, but a short time after ringing the bell, my friend would give him food, after a few weeks he just rang the bell, no food, and the guy kept getting hungry after the bell rang

Instructions please.
This sounds very nice.

i told you, lol

- ring bell
- wait like 5 minutes, until he forgets about the bell
- go get chips
- give them to him
- repeat

after awhile, a few weeks, just, ring thebell, and get no food...see what happens

At 7/31/09 08:02 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: But there's a difference between something looking good and being sexy. The later implies that you would have sex with it.

Id have sex with an Alfa 8 C Competizione, no questions asked, lol.

At 7/31/09 03:13 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote: Well today I got the Home Antivirus 2010 Virus. My anti-virus stopped working because I got that, so I just went ahead and reformatted my computer.

Now NG, I ask you.

What programs should I put on my computer? I have nothing so far besides iTunes and Mozilla.

I'm thinking about getting photoshop, but I don't understand how it works.

Dual-booting Ubuntu tomorrow :D

Fire fox
IE8
Google Chrome
ICQ 6.5
Windows Live Messenger
C++
Roxio
Prism Video Converter

At 7/31/09 07:52 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I've never understood how a car can look "sexy".

well, now you should get it. I always thought Alfas were some of the best looking cars, one of their designers was the major designer for lambo

thats tupid and sadistic...

that being said my friend was "training" this kid, hed ring a bell once in awhile, and the kid just thought he was being weird, but a short time after ringing the bell, my friend would give him food, after a few weeks he just rang the bell, no food, and the guy kept getting hungry after the bell rang

lmao

At 7/31/09 07:34 PM, Munzy wrote: Boosh boosh, stronger than a moose

Not very big in america but it is british so..

Well they came up with old gregg

Does anyone watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show?

I hate tim and eric, theres maybe, 2 good episodes ive seen

Allow me to clear things up....THIS is a flashlight, and not a torch

At 7/31/09 07:29 PM, titchman12 wrote: I only really watch top gear and reaper now

Top Gear is in my top 3 best shows of all time

[ ever seen 5th gear? what a load of crap ]

At 7/31/09 07:24 PM, BlueKoalaClock wrote: I'M OLD GREGG

Please ta meet ya, I know what ya thinkin, there goes ol greg, hes a scaly man fish, i got somethin ta show ya, its a mangina, I have a manina, im old greeeeggggg

At 7/31/09 07:21 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Link a Dink

So what do you think?

Greatest way to get back at an ex-girlfriend EVER?

or

"...absolute insult to women that this has been invented."

a woman probably invented it

[ im gonna get that bitch, that, that bitch! ]

At 7/31/09 07:10 PM, piggy123 wrote: do people give there rating on a game because of art or because it is a good game?

i think art

how good the game is, some of my favorite games have crappy graphics

At 7/29/09 10:11 AM, Drildo wrote: Can you guys recommend me any horror movies that you think stand out?

I'm tired of all of this SAW shit and I wanna see some actually well made horror.

That was an opinion, get off of me.

The Exorcist

Phantasm

Friday the 13 series [ a must ]

Nightmare on Elmstreet series [ a must ]

Childsplay Series [ a must ]

Hour of the wolf [ Vargtimmen ]