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At 8/4/09 04:46 PM, Samen wrote: I like beards, but I'm from a fairly hairless family.
I haven't shaved in the last month, a little longer, actually, and all I have to show for it is a small goatee, sideburns, and only peachfuzz on my cheeks and lip.
D:

well, I could have a full beard, more or less at 15, maybe it was a little thiner than now, but whatever, some people take longer than others, some people are sprouting mustaches in middle school

At 8/4/09 04:55 PM, Sensationalism wrote: One thing I can tell you is animal studies aren't that helpful for humans.

Cigarettes didn't have to have a warning on them for a while after the government knew of their detrimental effects on human health because they weren't able to give animals cancer by making them smoke.

I'd say it isn't healthy. If you're looking to drink something without calos and want it to taste like soda, go with diet. If you don't care, reach for the high fructose corn syrup stuff. If you're that concerned, don't drink either.

yeah im not that concerned, but i mean, the regular soda, most peoplke dont realise how much sugar/salt theyre consuming in a week, its actually disgusting, but, if diet causes cancer, pss, which death is better, heart disease or cancer? sucks

At 8/4/09 06:05 AM, bobbinter wrote: those poor monkeys,
is this legal?

Yeah, we've tested on monkeys for years and years. it seems cruel, and it is, but its better than lots of people dying from something

At 8/4/09 05:30 AM, letiger wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:28 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:27 AM, letiger wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:26 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:25 AM, letiger wrote: I hate beards.

psss

[ ive had my beard since i was 15 ]

TJ? is that you?

theamazingathesit

what? lol

[ no, im not TJ ]

Well then i think you will have to see how this guy looks because its an awfull lot like you

LOL, yeah m friend sent me a link to him once saying I look like him, maybe, i dont know, i think I have more masculine features than that, but he DOES look alot like me, lol

At 8/4/09 05:28 AM, Aigis wrote: New Zealand:

Marriage Act 1955 (still in effect today).

Schedule 2

A man may not marry his

(1) Grandmother;

well, this doesnt seem so much arbitrary, as well, good etiquette, lol

At 8/4/09 05:27 AM, letiger wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:26 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/4/09 05:25 AM, letiger wrote: I hate beards.

psss

[ ive had my beard since i was 15 ]

TJ? is that you?

theamazingathesit

what? lol

[ no, im not TJ ]

At 8/4/09 05:25 AM, letiger wrote: I hate beards.

psss

[ ive had my beard since i was 15 ]

At 8/4/09 02:56 AM, wehrmacht5 wrote: Belgium makes the best beers in the world!
We are known for that!

We even beat the Germans, most of their beers have 2%, we have generally at least 5,2%.

I cant think of a german beer that has 2%, lol, even budweiser has like 4, or 5. all the belgians can make is white beer, and no, you'll never beat the germans, lol, we're the beer kings

At 8/4/09 03:43 AM, tigger448 wrote: Or do you think it's pointless?

i have a twitter for ustream, thats it, i never use it

At 8/4/09 05:18 AM, Upyourface wrote: This one's best:
"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)"

lol, thats awesome

At 8/4/09 04:54 AM, poxpower wrote: I'm quite sure you'll be fine unless you are like Artistj and drink about 4-6 litres of diet soda EVERY DAY.

lol, no, but, by the end of the night ive usually gone through almost a 2 liter

At 8/4/09 04:48 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 8/4/09 04:41 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Mazda Protege DX

My first car was actually a Mazda Mx-6 and it was great. I miss the great handling on it :(

yeah, what it lacks in horsepower, it makes up for with handling, it handles like a go-kart

Mazda Protege DX
1993
5-Speed
V4
top speed- 140 mph
horsepower- 103
torque- 111 lbs at the the front wheels

At 8/4/09 04:10 AM, Struggle wrote: I always trust my Cracked...

hey, thats pretty handy.

and yeah, Im drinking diet pepsi right now, but i like coke zero too...

At 8/4/09 04:17 AM, robin1232 wrote:

a Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

okay... that makes sense...

lol, right? yeah asside from sex laws, America has some really dumb laws left over, like uh, in Maine, it's against the law to hunt whales, out of your truck...

and something about no violins on corners on sundays, some shit...

So, I was having a conversation the other day, and, it came up, that oral sex is illegal in Maine, so, we're all criminals, lol. anyways, i looked up some dumb sex laws and, wow

so, any good ones from your states/provinces/countries? any not on this list? here are some of my favorites

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio-- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't"

At 8/4/09 03:57 AM, Emomudkip wrote: I... guess..

no because spammers work in groups, and they make sure the portal keeps it, because it meets the voting requirements, so all you can do is drive the score down, which they love, and review it, and they hope you will be abusive, so all the comments are there friends saying woo

or they want all the reviews to suck but the score to be high, or vie versa, to win the underdog award

ok so off topic, i had a thread locks, "ask me, Ill tell ya" and well, I answered everyone, and it was locked, i reached my quota and had like 5 more min to wait, so, im posting it here, just one post, answering everyone who took the time to stop in my thread [ please dont ban me, i couldnt waste all this, lol, one post ]

At 8/4/09 03:32 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Can I have some tape? I need it for my project.

of course, Scotch or Duct?

At 8/4/09 03:34 AM, DragonRry wrote: How can I get fast cash?

Be/Rob a Hooker
[ You're Welcome ]

At 8/4/09 03:37 AM, metropolis342 wrote: So...how bout them Cowboys?

I heard they're from Texas, but I can't be sure.

At 8/4/09 03:37 AM, The777Demon wrote: Why do fools fall in love?

Because even the Man in the Moon Cries sometimes.

At 8/4/09 03:42 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: Why is there a new "ask me" thread everyday?

OBVIOUS QUESTION HUR HUR

I havent seen any, there was a few simular ones reently, "ill give you a title" or like " I ll rate your stories" so I'm sorry if I offended you somehow [ not really ] but, hopefully you'll just hill and enjoy the thread

At 8/4/09 03:45 AM, Boombox277 wrote: Is a snail with no shell homeless or naked?

Both, like most homeless people

At 8/4/09 03:47 AM, Emomudkip wrote: Do you hide hamsters under that cape?

Serious question.

No

[ Serious answer ]

At 8/4/09 03:38 AM, Emomudkip wrote: I know someone who nearly was in a coma because of that stuff.
Just drink regular =/

yeah thats what im leaning towards.....why the fuck cant they just make a soda with less sugar and salt, a less sweet sugar that doesnt kill you

At 8/4/09 03:16 AM, ripoffhitman wrote: My parents always got diet, and because of that I don't enjoy normal soda like Coke, but rather Diet Coke, as is with all sodas for me.

yeah, everyone here drinks diet....uhh, I like regular soda, but you know, i dont drink it for the taste really, i drink it as a mixer, so, it just seems like alot of shit i dont need, but, yeah, diet sodas bad for ya...thats what this threads about, lol

At 8/4/09 03:30 AM, TheFaces wrote: Why is it that you seem to be so confrontational, regardless of whether or not you have been provoked by anybody?

Yes... i've noticed you. Do you feel special?

Do you mean in this thread, or in general? do you follow my posts? because yes, I feel special if you do, I wake up in the morning for my fans....

[ Thanks, leave a token if you liked my answer ]

At 8/4/09 03:29 AM, MADJACK24 wrote: what's a troll?

A troll is a mythical being, a forest or mountain dweller, who is usually short and powerfull, with magic properties.

as pretaining to the internet..

[ from wiki ]
In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional or disciplinary response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2]

[ but if you're calling me a troll, you're wrong, I'm just a man, here to answer your questions ]

At 8/4/09 03:28 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Can I have that cape?

You can, if you can find me....

[ I'm like the wind in that cape ]

Welcome to the first ever [ that I've seen ] ask me thread. Now there have been a few disapointing threads as of recent, relying on the OP to answer things, and, a few of those threads were more or less abandoned by the OP's, so, you have my word, for atleast the next hour, I can guarantee an answer to any question you have ! [ within reason, if i reach my 4 reply quota, there isnt much i can do ]

So ask me, anything at all, any question, of any topic, and you, will get an answer, sometimes serious, sometimes not, but always an answer !

Don't believe it? too good to be true? ask and ye shall receive....

At 8/4/09 02:14 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: I fucking love Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

lol, I was wondering who the fuck they were talking about...

anyways, Happy Birthday OP, I even hired you a Clown

At 8/4/09 03:10 AM, Xarnor wrote: Good for you! Remember not to eat any meat, too. ANIMAL MURDER IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, AND YOU KNOW IT!

Murder never tasted so good

At 8/4/09 03:07 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote:

At 8/4/09 03:06 AM, McZero wrote: I don't think so buddy!

Your not a mod.

have you PM'd a mod yet? that's the first step

At 8/4/09 03:07 AM, Xarnor wrote:

At 8/4/09 03:04 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/4/09 03:03 AM, Xarnor wrote: Just drink water.

But seriously, diet soda isn't helping anyone....

most of my soda consumption comes from my mixed drinks....

How about drinking water instead of mixed drinks?

yes im going to give up alcohol, and only drink water, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

[ just an ounce of realism would be nice on the internet once in awhile, lol ]

At 8/4/09 03:03 AM, Xarnor wrote: Just drink water.

But seriously, diet soda isn't helping anyone....

most of my soda consumption comes from my mixed drinks, that's why i switched to diet, because water isnt really an option, and juice and shit, just isnt the same

So, I decided Recently to switch to Diet, but uhh, now I'm wondering if it's worse for you than regular. Now, there's rumors that phenylalanine causes cancer, of course the FDA concludes that it doesn't, or there's not a high enough risk of it...

well anyways, I was reading THIS and now im really on the fence,because some of it seems to be legitimate, but other parts of the experiment didn't seem sound to me, lack of a ontrol for one, heres a piece from it:

"The monkeys were divided in three groups: a low dose group (1.0 g/kg), a medium dose group (3.0 g/kg.) and a high dose group (4-6 g/kg). Aspartame was incorporated into milk formula and administered orally. The high dose group did not consume intended levels of aspartame during the study, perhaps due to the overt sweetness (200 times greater than sugar). Thus, researchers concluded, the high-dose group actually ingested approximately as much Aspartame as the medium-dose group. (Editor's note: The UW-Madison researcher, H. A. Waisman, deceased in mid-study. For that reason, the low-dose group monkeys was pulled from this study at about 200 days-prior to when brain seizures commenced for the medium and high-dose groups.)

There was no control group. That ostensible inadequacy in the research protocol was dismissed by the lack of available monkeys and "..limitations in adequately skilled laboratory personnel..."

"All medium and high dose monkeys showed increased phenylalanine levels in their blood. All medium and high dose monkeys exhibited brain seizures, starting about seven months into the experiment.

The study reported "All animals in the medium and high dosage groups exhibited seizure activity. Seizures were observed for the first time following 218 days of treatment... The seizures were of the grand mal type... One monkey, m38, of the high dose group, died after 300 days of treatment. The cause of death was not determined..."

So what do you think Newgrounds, are we all poisoning ourselves to try and be healthy? or is it safe?

[ and why the HELL are we still using food coloring that causes cancer? for COLOR, really? humans are fuckin stupid ]