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At 11/27/09 09:44 PM, igott wrote: individualize.

Bum bum bummm, bum bum bwaah

Do you folks like coffee......
real coffee, from the hills, of columbia.
bum bum bum bwahh, bum bum bum bum bumm the duncan
The Duncan Hills will awake you,
From a thousand deaths.
A cup of blackened blood.
[ Die, DIE ]
I'm dying for a cup.
Guatamalan blend.
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
[ Die, DIE! ]
You're dying for a cup.

At 11/30/09 01:08 PM, shabbo wrote: Noon and around midnight?

Noon teenagers are in school
Midnight theyre asleep, for school [ 12-2 ]

Proving that theyre teenagers, which....we all knew anyways.

I think its great theyre making androids like that, as long as they dont have A.I, because like the video says, space exploration. you could....also fuck em....I, I guess. I think a big part of sex is a mental connection and or specialties of the individual in terms of actual sex tricks.

if you just want to fuck a programmable robot to do what you want it to do to you, and for you, then....ok, i guess, what do I know about sex, im not a 15 year old kid from Japan

[ or, or am I ]

ok if ya friends growing:

- Is he treating the seeds before he plants them, and if so whats he using in the paper towel?
- Is he cross pollinating male and female plants [ dark and light seeds ] ?
- If he has crossed them, are they hermaphrodite plants?

all of these things could lead to fuck ups

as for you getting them off of other people and having the same effect, you know i think its just you, I dont think your allergic, and, dont take offense to this because ya seem pretty quick, but, ya 16, i think you just started smoking, and when you get high your feeling, well, high, and your getting all paranoid and getting sick from it, getting dizzy, your afraid of the achievement of the actual high, especially if its high test.

Ive had some stuff that borders salvia, in terms of a dissociative feeling, and, yeah, pot causes paranoia once in awhile, especially until you get used to it. you should look pot up on wikipedia and find the drug circle where drug chemicals overlap eachother, and youll find marijuana actually branches in to a bunch of categories, including hallucinogenic and dissociative, but, pot, is so fucking mild, especially normal mersh, youll just have to get used to it and youll stop getting sick and dizzy

At 11/30/09 03:16 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote:

At 11/30/09 03:14 PM, The-Condor wrote: Hahaha, look at the pizza face, Why don't you stalk someone good looking?

He's too young to understand the difference between hot and ugly.

Yeah I dont see anything wrong with her, I mean, shes to young for me, but if I was 15, id hit that, she has like what, 3 zits, and big eyes and nice features, and shes not fat, i mean, the fuck do you want, lol

At 11/30/09 03:19 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: I only puked once and that was because I was hitting the bong too hard.

Yeah coughing til you puke isnt the weeds fault, lol

and yeah I "O.D'd" on pot one time, that is I smoked so much that i was getting the chills and my hands shook, for umm, probably 5 minutes very mildly, and then it was over, and well, lets just say i had literally been smoking all day, half of it could have been lack of oxygen, lol.

now for all you pseudo little kid pot smokers that are gonna saw baaw you cant od, baaw, you CAN but by od i mean, what i described, youll never die from pot, it cant happen, unless youre talking long term tar, or falling off a ladder high, whatever

At 11/30/09 03:17 PM, DaboyzofWexford wrote: Be sure to mention Forrest gump.

but, lieutenant dayun, you aint got no legs

Also, I trust, no one, Include America, so, umm I dunno, no? dont trust them? All misconstrued racism asside, asians are.....well, theyre kinda fanatic weirdos.

At 11/30/09 03:12 PM, STEM wrote: Heard the city of Albuquerque has free wifi. Not sure if that still applies though.

http://www.wififreespot.com/nm.html

[ Im the next bing ]

At 11/30/09 03:12 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Why the fuck does it make me sick, sick as in, physicaly chuck up lumps of food.

Did you do it like once?
Do you keep buying it from the same person?

maybe its not weed, maybe theyre selling you sleepy time tea, if not they may be mixing it with something that isnt pot, or, some people weight it down with fine fine orange peels, and that can make people sick

At 11/30/09 03:10 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: I was asking about users' experiences.

http://local.jdpower.com/Telecom_Albuque rque_NM-t2386_Albuquerque+NM.html

http://local.jdpower.com/2008_Internet_S ervice_Provider_ISP_Residential_Customer _Satisfaction_Study_Belen_NM-r1209224-Be len_NM.html

[ Im 1337 ]

I think I held it almost 3 minutes once under water, had someone time me and did the deadmans float

At 11/30/09 03:03 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: I am gonna live there soon, and I was wonderng how the ISPs are. Any help is appreciated.

http://www.yellowpages.com/Albuquerque-N M/Internet-Service-Providers-ISP

At 11/30/09 02:58 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote: What about juares?

Jesus Fritos

At 11/30/09 01:48 PM, ipodawesum wrote: Well. i started of trolling this girl on a forum with an alt account i made. a kept sending her PM's talking about how i wanted moar pictures of her and how i love her.

my friend met his girlfriend by trolling her on an archaic chatroom we all use [ irl people ] and it started with both of us trolling her, calling her fat and useless, shit like that [ shes not fat ]

anyways, with those two it went from trolling, to half serious talking, to talking, to phone calling, to phone sex, and finally he hopped on a plane and fucked her, and now...they live together, and now you know

Mcdonalds is run by:

Corporate Office: They never go or see the stores
Regional Managers: tell the Managers to stop fucking up
Managers: Middle aged divorce's or foreign people, have to deal with 15 year old wiggers all day
Cooks: 15 year old future dropouts, wiggers
Window: Kiss asses, Future managers, see above
Cashiers: 15 year old girls, that will stay a month and quit because its super hard

would YOU give a fuck if some asshole wanted pickles or didnt, your paying a dollar for a cheesburger, what the fuck did you want for a fucking dollar

At 11/30/09 03:26 AM, Hedzshot01 wrote: Quite a lot of them names are not mexican though.

If i was Mexican Id want to be named Hernando Cortes, he was such a hero.......

Yo, dis ya boy flava flav, wooooooowwwww

At 11/30/09 04:20 AM, Masterzakk wrote: Hell I'm an adult and I don't understand these bastards.

You're 16, and if you really think Humans are useless, start at the source.

[ That means Kill yourself, by the way ]

At 11/30/09 05:34 AM, Ptcfast wrote: Dr. Baby

Thats one of the top 3.

Call it The Skee Skaaw Rizza, an Urban Legacy. and use this as the cover:

Happy birthday faceless mod # 7, I got you a stripper but she died on the way from Thailand

[ you....you can still have her, if ya want. ]

At 11/30/09 01:27 AM, MemoryCard wrote: So I thought I'd ask you guys because I'm not really sure if I should just kick his ass or go through this legally.

Legally it's probably too late to file charges. Now I cant give you illegal advice over teh ngs bbs, but what I
can tell you is, if it were me, Id fuck him up badly, nobody touches my family. and if he was someone unbeatable by me, id wait behind a corner with a pillowcase and a fuckin brick.

but...i cant tell you to do that, and im not.

[ wink ]

At 11/30/09 04:47 AM, ScukMafioso wrote: Can anyone think of a kick-ass name for my media studies magazine project?

It's a music magazine...

Aaaaaaaaand go!

Tone'd Def

[ get it, get it? ]

At 11/29/09 01:19 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: I'm a mean bastard with a heart of spikes and Landmines, but this made even me sad.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33505351/n s/today-today_books/?gt1=43001

"she succumbed to pediatric brain cancer."
"doctors gave her 135 days to live. She made it 255 days."

I hate life

At 11/29/09 03:42 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: I can taste blood in my mouth about a minute after having a drink, but when I check, there is no blood.
Can anyone tell me what's causing this? I don't really have bad oral hygiene or anthing.

Coca Cola is my regular soda, so, I have no idea what the fuck youre talking about

At 11/29/09 02:54 PM, henke37 wrote: Dev-c++ is not a language. *cringe* It is an obsolete development tool.

Hes making a text game, theres no such thing as obsolete. All my text games were made on dev, and.....yeah, theyre text games

At 11/29/09 03:14 AM, Psycho666 wrote: Throughout american history the most publicized slavery was the blacks. I want to know how many people have had enslaved ancestors that were not black!

I have no Confirmation that it happened to my family, but, the Irish were enslaved, by the Scandinavians, I'm Irish and Scandinavian, I wonder how that happened.

At 11/28/09 02:44 PM, jaysuscryst wrote: I want to create a text based adventure with an inventory and certain triggers. What language would make a good and relatively easy (to make) game?

I use dev C++, its slightly different than normal C++, but mostly its the same, and good enough for text games

At 11/28/09 10:09 PM, agustana wrote: You are all beautiful and unique snowflakes.

We are man, we're ALL unique, ALL of us, thats what make us unique, is that we ALL are.

[ You have to drink coffee to be a nonconformist ]

The first time I had a girlfriend I was about 13

Consequently 13 was also the age I got head from a girl.

At 11/28/09 09:43 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Do you get bored while Shitting?

Now you know how monkeys invented masturbation, thanks monkeys.

Then you need to get yourself some fucking Sudoku toilet paper.

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