The Enchanted Cave 2
Delve into a strange cave with a seemingly endless supply of treasure, strategically choos
4.36 / 5.00 33,851 ViewsGhostbusters B.I.P.
COMPLETE edition of the interactive "choose next panel" comic
4.09 / 5.00 12,195 ViewsI get the beef one, leave in half the water, and put in 2 packets of tacobell firesauce. excellent
At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.
What all new yorkers do
[ Shoot Heroin in the subway station bathroom ]
At 10/23/11 01:25 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: Let's say someone went back in time to the medieval ages and left behind an MP3 player filled up with 20th/21st century songs. What would happen when someone finds it?
They'd smash it with a rock for being a tool of the devil.
At 10/23/11 08:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: I think maturity is knowing that you will always will be a child but that doesnt mean you should act like one or take a lesser responsability.
I think maturity is saying words that equal this
At 10/23/11 03:03 AM, RobJohnson wrote: Hi guys, I'm 12 years old and I don't know how to use computers.
(My mom put a couple of games on here and i play 'em)
I need to ask permission to use the internet, but last night she wasn't home and I tried watching hentai videos and i somehow got a virus!
HELP ME NEWGROUNDS!
Pretty much this. oh and, use linux for your retarded cartoon porn
At 10/23/11 03:38 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Got admitted to Hospital through alcohol poisoning.
got put in the baby house for puss-ery
anyways, worst party was also the best, lasted 3 days, got busted up by cops several times, we'd stuff booze in our pockets, run, walk around and drink, go back, pass out for like an hour, wake up, drink. 3 days of sleeping on floors and having cotton mouth
At 10/23/11 03:11 AM, Kwing wrote: What exactly does maturity mean?
Maturity comes from the Rapa Nui language, and it means Sliding rocks of mossy ends, its also a collequal mayan word for return of the blood rock
At 10/23/11 03:01 AM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: ...Our physical being will end at one point.
One day, we will degrade into nothing, and we will join the Earth once more.
Til that explodes
One day, we will shake the bony hand of the Angel of the Abyss.
So, nothing. cool.
One day, we will all die.
Im totally a house cat, so this was news to me.
Let us live our lives to how we wish before we see our end.
If we live our lives how we want, arent we living them the way YOU want.
[ ohhhhhh ]
capitalist scumbags
I call Shananigans on this whole thread.
At 8/3/11 07:24 PM, Lunaful wrote: So here are the Pools:
I'll summerize
POOL A
New Zealand
will win, once
France
will surrender, always
Tonga
no
Canada
lol, thats just, lol
Japan
if they lose, they'll kill themselves, and win! also, japan, rugby, seriously?
POOL B
Argentina
again, seriously?
England
Pretty good chances, hope they dont, fuck that
Scotland
as drunk as the Irish team, but not quite as steady
Georgia
They worship the Hawk. Maybe he will help.
Romania
Trans....Romania, I dont see it happening
POOL C
Austrila
See New Zealand. [ Does that piss you off Australians, huh, huh? ]
Ireland (Yay!)
Give paddy a drink and he'll break a head or two
Italy
Insert racist Mafia joke and voice.
Russia
Half their team will be injured from the training, and alcohol poisoning.
USA
Usa should do ok, probably not great.
POOL D
South Africa
Pss
Wales
See South Africa
Fiji
Good water, joke team, next.
Samoa
Sanoa
Namibia
lmao, Starvin marvin vs the 1986 denver broncos
So will any of you guys watch the games? I will, My dad's a massive Munster and Ireland fan. I was born in Scotland but I'm Irish so I can and will be rooting for both of them.
Americans and Canadians can spare over who's rugby team is better lol
At 10/8/11 07:58 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: You mean making a poll?
Yea, I actually think that would be pretty cool. It would get abused by people, but at the same time it could have some intelligent/humorous results.
This isnt facebook is really my response to this.
At 10/7/11 10:48 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You can only choose one, which would you go with?
Immortality is close enough to invincibility, so Immortality.
Wolf
[ as the name would imply ]
well, you're very welcome.
At 10/8/11 08:26 AM, Lorkas wrote: Help me newgrounds, you're my only hope.
double quarter pounder with cheese
At 10/7/11 09:23 AM, citricsquid wrote:At 10/7/11 09:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: try not to rinse my mouth out once I've done brushing because it's better for your teeth that way.wait what, really? I was told you're supposed to rinse after you brush to stop the tooth paste eroding the enamel or some shit. I just checked a bunch of websites and apparently you're right.
FUCK
they say not to use mouthwash too much because it kills good bacteria as well as bad, and that can lead to fun little things like thrush, to solve that you could either use it once, twice a week, or they have yuppie ass bio active mouthwash that kills bad bacteria with lethal good bacteria, or some bullshit like that
At 10/6/11 11:15 PM, unconsidered wrote: But you still watch/play/do it anyways. And yes it can be anything.
Aque teen hunger force has litterally erased thousands of brain cells per viewing. but, id say the biggest threat to American I.Q is a combination of B.E.T and Game Grapes
I smoke crack and eat raw sugar cane. Sometimes i DO swish with bleach though, so it all evens out.
At 10/6/11 03:01 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Columbus Day is 10/12/2011, but observed on 10/10/2011. What up with that?
How does Newgrounds like to celebrate this holiday?
I think of all the people who found it first, like Leif Eiriksson, or the tons and tons of Indians before that.
[ So in short, nothing. ]
[ In no order ]
Porsche
BMW
Mercedes
Alpha Romeo
Fiat
Koenigsegg
Datsun
Volkswagon
Mazda
Nissan
[ There's alot more but I'm too lazy. ]
At 9/8/11 03:28 AM, tally1989 wrote: No, since I know it's a lie I'm telling, and not the truth.
Anyone who believes their own lies are stupid.
people do it everyday. my wife isnt THAT fat, i dont hate my job THAT much.
i know nothing about pokemanz
[ I played magic, like a normal heterosexual ]
theres all kinds of backups to paper, and the truth is, you can smoke with almost anything, a soda can, if ya really desperate you can even just smoke the bud with a clip, if ya worried about getting it you can even roll up a tube and smoke it like meth, id just....go with the dollar papers, or, the can really. the plus side to papers is when ya need to ditch them you only lose a buck, when you need to ditch a pipe, there goes ya pipe, and ya 20 bucks