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Response to: Whats the best ramon? Posted November 6th, 2011 in General

I get the beef one, leave in half the water, and put in 2 packets of tacobell firesauce. excellent

Response to: You Are Gay For A Day... Posted November 6th, 2011 in General

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.

What all new yorkers do

[ Shoot Heroin in the subway station bathroom ]

Response to: Time traveling music Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 01:25 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: Let's say someone went back in time to the medieval ages and left behind an MP3 player filled up with 20th/21st century songs. What would happen when someone finds it?

They'd smash it with a rock for being a tool of the devil.

Response to: Maturity Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 08:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: I think maturity is knowing that you will always will be a child but that doesnt mean you should act like one or take a lesser responsability.

I think maturity is saying words that equal this

Maturity

Response to: What Kind of Retarded Virus? Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 03:03 AM, RobJohnson wrote: Hi guys, I'm 12 years old and I don't know how to use computers.
(My mom put a couple of games on here and i play 'em)

I need to ask permission to use the internet, but last night she wasn't home and I tried watching hentai videos and i somehow got a virus!

HELP ME NEWGROUNDS!

Pretty much this. oh and, use linux for your retarded cartoon porn

Response to: Worst Party Experiences? Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 03:38 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Got admitted to Hospital through alcohol poisoning.

got put in the baby house for puss-ery

anyways, worst party was also the best, lasted 3 days, got busted up by cops several times, we'd stuff booze in our pockets, run, walk around and drink, go back, pass out for like an hour, wake up, drink. 3 days of sleeping on floors and having cotton mouth

Response to: Maturity Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 03:11 AM, Kwing wrote: What exactly does maturity mean?

Maturity comes from the Rapa Nui language, and it means Sliding rocks of mossy ends, its also a collequal mayan word for return of the blood rock

Response to: As We All Sit Idle, Remember This.. Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 10/23/11 03:01 AM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: ...Our physical being will end at one point.

One day, we will degrade into nothing, and we will join the Earth once more.

Til that explodes

One day, we will shake the bony hand of the Angel of the Abyss.

So, nothing. cool.

One day, we will all die.

Im totally a house cat, so this was news to me.

Let us live our lives to how we wish before we see our end.

If we live our lives how we want, arent we living them the way YOU want.

[ ohhhhhh ]

Response to: Who Wants Free Ng Merchandise? Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

capitalist scumbags

Response to: I'm A Male Anorexic - Q&a Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

I call Shananigans on this whole thread.

Response to: Rugby World Cup 2011 Thread Posted October 23rd, 2011 in General

At 8/3/11 07:24 PM, Lunaful wrote: So here are the Pools:

I'll summerize

POOL A

New Zealand

will win, once

France

will surrender, always

Tonga

no

Canada

lol, thats just, lol

Japan

if they lose, they'll kill themselves, and win! also, japan, rugby, seriously?

POOL B

Argentina

again, seriously?

England

Pretty good chances, hope they dont, fuck that

Scotland

as drunk as the Irish team, but not quite as steady

Georgia

They worship the Hawk. Maybe he will help.

Romania

Trans....Romania, I dont see it happening

POOL C

Austrila

See New Zealand. [ Does that piss you off Australians, huh, huh? ]

Ireland (Yay!)

Give paddy a drink and he'll break a head or two

Italy

Insert racist Mafia joke and voice.

Russia

Half their team will be injured from the training, and alcohol poisoning.

USA

Usa should do ok, probably not great.

POOL D

South Africa

Pss

Wales

See South Africa

Fiji

Good water, joke team, next.

Samoa

Sanoa

Namibia

lmao, Starvin marvin vs the 1986 denver broncos

So will any of you guys watch the games? I will, My dad's a massive Munster and Ireland fan. I was born in Scotland but I'm Irish so I can and will be rooting for both of them.

Americans and Canadians can spare over who's rugby team is better lol
Response to: NG Features Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

At 10/8/11 07:58 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: You mean making a poll?

Yea, I actually think that would be pretty cool. It would get abused by people, but at the same time it could have some intelligent/humorous results.

This isnt facebook is really my response to this.

Response to: Invincibility or immortality? Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

At 10/7/11 10:48 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You can only choose one, which would you go with?

Immortality is close enough to invincibility, so Immortality.

Response to: If You Were An Animal... Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

Wolf

[ as the name would imply ]

Response to: Dear sir(s) and madame(s) Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

well, you're very welcome.

Response to: How do I make my hangover go away Posted October 8th, 2011 in General

At 10/8/11 08:26 AM, Lorkas wrote: Help me newgrounds, you're my only hope.

double quarter pounder with cheese

Response to: Dental Hygiene Routine? Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

At 10/7/11 09:23 AM, citricsquid wrote:
At 10/7/11 09:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: try not to rinse my mouth out once I've done brushing because it's better for your teeth that way.
wait what, really? I was told you're supposed to rinse after you brush to stop the tooth paste eroding the enamel or some shit. I just checked a bunch of websites and apparently you're right.

FUCK

they say not to use mouthwash too much because it kills good bacteria as well as bad, and that can lead to fun little things like thrush, to solve that you could either use it once, twice a week, or they have yuppie ass bio active mouthwash that kills bad bacteria with lethal good bacteria, or some bullshit like that

Response to: Things that make your IQ drop.. Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

At 10/6/11 11:15 PM, unconsidered wrote: But you still watch/play/do it anyways. And yes it can be anything.

Aque teen hunger force has litterally erased thousands of brain cells per viewing. but, id say the biggest threat to American I.Q is a combination of B.E.T and Game Grapes

Response to: Dental Hygiene Routine? Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

I smoke crack and eat raw sugar cane. Sometimes i DO swish with bleach though, so it all evens out.

Response to: Cough Drops flavor Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

Ludents(?) Cherry

Response to: Columbus Day Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

At 10/6/11 03:01 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Columbus Day is 10/12/2011, but observed on 10/10/2011. What up with that?

How does Newgrounds like to celebrate this holiday?

I think of all the people who found it first, like Leif Eiriksson, or the tons and tons of Indians before that.

[ So in short, nothing. ]

Response to: muscle soreness Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

train less

Response to: Favorite Non American cars? Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

[ In no order ]

Porsche
BMW
Mercedes
Alpha Romeo
Fiat
Koenigsegg
Datsun
Volkswagon
Mazda
Nissan

[ There's alot more but I'm too lazy. ]

Response to: Burgers... Posted October 7th, 2011 in General

cheese, onion rings, bbq sauce, pepper

Response to: Post Your Drawings Off Paint Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

batt

Post Your Drawings Off Paint

Response to: sports games Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

World cup Germany vs. Bulgaria

Response to: Do you ever believe your own lies? Posted September 8th, 2011 in General

At 9/8/11 03:28 AM, tally1989 wrote: No, since I know it's a lie I'm telling, and not the truth.

Anyone who believes their own lies are stupid.

people do it everyday. my wife isnt THAT fat, i dont hate my job THAT much.

Response to: Zekrom vs Reshiram vs Kyurem Posted September 8th, 2011 in General

i know nothing about pokemanz

[ I played magic, like a normal heterosexual ]

Response to: How much younger/older...? Posted September 8th, 2011 in General

pretty much age 18-30

Response to: Rolling Papers Posted September 8th, 2011 in General

theres all kinds of backups to paper, and the truth is, you can smoke with almost anything, a soda can, if ya really desperate you can even just smoke the bud with a clip, if ya worried about getting it you can even roll up a tube and smoke it like meth, id just....go with the dollar papers, or, the can really. the plus side to papers is when ya need to ditch them you only lose a buck, when you need to ditch a pipe, there goes ya pipe, and ya 20 bucks