At 11/21/09 08:12 AM, Grizzli wrote: Lemme guess. You submitted a crappy flash and it got blammed, and now you come to the Forums to whine about it. Is that right?

Sign-Up: 11/19/09

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lol, yup.

At 11/21/09 07:57 AM, hdxmike wrote: I always fear that his account pic will pop up at a bad time

Hes a real service to the newgrounds community.

At 11/21/09 07:55 AM, hdxmike wrote: Anyone got good examples of subliminal messaging , ive heard it in a couple songs but i was just wondering if you gaiz know any examples.

ever seen the steve harvey show? that has subliminal messages in it, telling you to get a really bad pain in your head, but, it only works on white people

At 11/21/09 07:51 AM, Grizzli wrote: Why is he drenched in his own sweat? It's really gross to look at.

Thats Jamoke after he made his "artistic" userpage

At 11/21/09 07:50 AM, ThePretenders wrote: He isn't God.

yes but at that time period he was gods messenger, dont forget this is a time when they still thought royal blood was special, and they were somehow touched by god and the saints, and not just fat inbred hick morons with ego problems, which today, we all know

At 11/21/09 07:45 AM, Blush wrote: I've never had or heard of a dumpling in my entire life. I'll be sure to try them at some time.

truth be told, theyre fucking gross, theyre soft squishy nightmares that you try to give flavor to by dumping as much soy sauce on them as humanly possible

At 11/21/09 07:41 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: If she wants to get eaten, shaved.

lol no shit

[ none of the women ive been with have had umm....any hair there, so, yeah ]

At 11/21/09 07:33 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Man, I wish I could go back in time and stop this guy from spreading his evil message.

lol

now, to be super cereal in the troll thread, I have a Catholic Backround, though no one in my immediate family practices it, and i do have to say, I hate all the little sub divisions of christianity.

now, granted, Catholicism isnt the word from god himself, but, its closer to the original worshippings of, jesus christ.

it seems to me throughout history, people have taken "the list of rules" in catholicism, and just crossed out what they didnt like about it, or wasnt applicable to them.

if you dont want to practice something because its too hard, and isnt fitting to your lifestyle, dont, but dont half ass it and call it mormon, or lutheran, or, whatever the fuck you would have.

now martin luther started because the catholic church was selling sin free tickets, that only rich peope could afford, and, etc. so it made sense at the time to break away from them, but then to just change the rules youdont like, i dunno, seems wrong to me, and im not religious at all

At 11/21/09 07:31 AM, Bully129 wrote: I go to an alternative school, with a student body of about 150. It's easy to develop a reputation there.

Yeah thats where we sent all our would be dropouts

At 11/21/09 07:23 AM, Lorkas wrote: Here in Lithuania 25% of the time tap water has a brownish colour and tastes like metal...Which sucks.

Be sure to thank Russia for all their help over the years

At 11/21/09 07:21 AM, Lorkas wrote: Man I just love dumplings...Specially with soy sauce on top of 'em! I'm eating them right now, they have meat in them (surprise surprise).

What's your favorite type of dumplings?

I just hope no one says "with cheese"

I like mine with asian children in them

Up north their water is piped in from wells, and uhhh, it isnt really safe to drink, so most people use the water for dishes and showers, and buy the huge bottles of water, for like watercoolers, yeah.

At 11/20/09 06:48 PM, Jello-San wrote: im interested in what NGers would do if they suddenly found themselves in the middle of a zombie outbreak

being where I am, Id head to an island with old forts, and, alot of people would probably think of that, we'll fix the forts if need be, make more, and, it will go back to the middle ages, we'll live in castle towns on the islands, til either the zombies are gone, or, we have to start getting used to sea food

At 11/21/09 05:32 AM, walterwagner wrote: i am so intested what your rep is mine is school comidian

I stayed to myself in School, but I got a reputation of:

1.) Hes funny, like an asshole.
2.) He's smart, about dumb shit
3.) Don't fuck with him.

and yeah, past freshman year i never even came close to a fight, if that tells ya anything

At 11/21/09 04:55 AM, Funzo123 wrote: Your parents know, they know more than you think, they just choose to let you believe that they don't.

when i was 15 I smoked pot in my fathers house, and,he didnt know, and he wasnt stupid, i was just overly clever about it. Parents arent gods, theyre just people, and they miss things too

At 11/20/09 04:12 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: They technically aren't extinct... That would mean ALL species of Dinosaur are long gone... There have already been evidence of underwater dinosaurs still alive in the really deep depths of the ocean.

Discuss...

They live as Meek versions of themselves, the dinosaurs live, but they do so as Lizards, and birds

At 11/20/09 11:09 PM, Addsgohere wrote: I hear on the BBS here and there that people "shave their nuts" because the girls like it that way.

My nuts have Dredlocks

Blonde ass dredlocks

At 11/21/09 03:59 AM, walterwagner wrote:

At 11/19/09 04:13 PM, AnalogStick wrote: How many people have you met that are more intelligent than you?

none

I'm Seeing an Age Pattern here

At 11/21/09 04:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: They should be allowed to drive, but once they reach pension age they should have to retake their driving test every year, free of course.

Yeah, In America, they do. it should be the same test, if they pass they pass, if they fail they fail and they need to shut up about it, lol

[ I have respect for old people but....because you flew a plane in your 20's doesnt mean you can drive in your 70's ]

[ also.....this isnt the country buffet ]

At 11/21/09 01:01 AM, zalecot wrote: "only two things are limitless, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"

-Albert Einstein

" I cannot believe in a god, for I could not believe that I was not He " - Nietzsche

" We were friends and have become estranged. But this was right, and we do not want to conceal and obscure it from ourselves as if we had reason to feel ashamed. We are two ships each of which has its goal and course; our paths may cross and we may celebrate a feast together, as we did-and then the good ships rested so quietly in one harbor and one sunshine that it may have looked as if they had reached their goal and as if they had one goal. But then the almighty force of our tasks drove us apart again into different seas and sunny zones, and perhaps we shall never see one another again,-perhaps we shall meet again but fail to recognize each other: our exposure to different seas and suns has changed us! " - Nietzsche

At 11/21/09 03:51 AM, Funzo123 wrote: Alot of arrogant people in this thread.

It's amusing to read posts of people who think they are more intelligent than everyone else.

I agree, I think if everyone could admit wow, I suck at life, maybe we could all collaborate to not suck at life, but we're like fuck you, look at these guns, oh yeah, look at my pecs

[ free ticket to the gun show, oh yeah ]

At 11/17/09 08:41 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: And I forgot to take pictures. Wtf.

I mean this super hot blondie passes out, with her face in my crotch on my couch, and i forget to take FUCKING PICTURES!

I say its time to get even. you should have put it in her mouth and then yelled ahh ahh, what the fuck are you doing you crazy bitch, watch the look on her face when she wakes up

At 11/21/09 03:37 AM, AnalogStick wrote: But seriously speaking, why do you bring age into this?

The Human Species, Lives on a little planet, in the middle of an otherwise dead galaxy, next to other dead galaxys as far as we can reach as of this point in time

the average human can live roughly 100 years, at best conditions.

why do you, a 17 year old, from a nothing planet, in a dead galaxy, think you know something, when your species only makes it 100 years per generation.

Im 22, i know I know little to nothing, in all universal seriousness, so, to hear a 17 year old on a bbs say "i have no intellectual match" the better question is, how COULDNT I bring Age into it

[ when we were teenagers we all thought fuck the world, im a smart as them, and then as we got a little older we realized wow, i was a dumb fuck when I was a teenager, im 22, by the time im 32, ill think wow, what a dumb fuck i was at 22, trust me, you more than have intellectual superiors, everybody is someone elses bigger ]

At 11/21/09 03:36 AM, MadCow wrote: since when are there individual episodes of the office i was under the impression it was a documentary film

its episodes of.....a documentary film being made

[ its a show about the show ]

At 11/20/09 08:22 PM, Slug-Gunner wrote: What do you Collect?

Security Key Cards

[ Serious Answer ]

At 11/19/09 04:13 PM, AnalogStick wrote: I haven't found anyone who can outmatch my overall intelligence

Age/Gender: 17, Male

I wont say it, Nietzsche will:

" All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. "

and

" Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't. "

At 11/21/09 03:12 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: In some parts of Texas it's illegal to be gay, penalty is death by lynching.

I dun told ya'll, yu dun hold a mahns hand like dat, damn boy, what in the hells wront wit you, i dun told ya up by da pond, ya'll walk with a man, gods gonna get ya, cuz gods gooder than hell, woooo

[ dear lord, if you dont want me to jimmy jack them there speakers that sound gooder than hell comin out of my truck boat truck, than give me a sign...not dat i sign, I already dun seen that one ]

At 11/20/09 11:27 PM, shipo wrote: what is the name of that episode where they hide andy's phone and piss him off?

a better one is when jim syncs up his blue tooth so he can answer dwights phonecalls

also, dwight is like the best character ever,thats still half believable

At 11/21/09 02:57 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: blackjack. And hookers!

Thats my girl.

At 11/21/09 02:54 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Don't thank us. We haven't touched you.

yeah.....Im a pretty good liar too....

[ yeah..... ]