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Tell her it the way it is.

"You're horrible, boring, and I hope you die before you actually kill somebody."

amazing

Visa, Various Member Cards, About 40$, various receipts, old bus tickets that I should just throw out and my School ID.

I swear, I had a blockbuster gift card yesterday.

At 1/10/10 12:51 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: I don't know if it's of high value anymore but it'd be useful certainly for older games. What's the current amount you'd be starting on auctioning?

If anything, It's probably more useful for collectors. My original pricing would be 50-100 DKK, a amount equal to about £5-10 or 10-20 USD

At 1/10/10 12:35 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 1/10/10 12:33 PM, Tramps wrote: Exactly. They're not that hard to come by. The only example I can pull off the top of my head of computer software being worth anything was an AOL floppy disk being found where only a few were ever made. It sold for quite a lot.

Ooh, found the article. An AOL 1.0 Startup disc selling for $9,214.

Holy ass.

I don't know what's up with the picture, but NG decided to fuck up the orientation. Sorry about that.

I found a original OEM version of Windows 95 behind some things in a old box. From what I can see, the discs are undamaged, and most of the package is intact (The booklet is missing.)
I was wondering if I should try and sell it on Ebay or just keep it for the nostaliga value.

I also found several DOS games on disc.

Roughly, that depends on so many factors.
Be more specific :D

E-rotic: Help me Dr. Dick

I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with myfabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't
be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you,
d-d-d-deeper

Chorus:
Come on, please help me doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on, help me, doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
d-d-d-deeper

I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
Oh baby, I can heal your nervous tick
So lay down, hey, lay down
I will check what is wrong
So, gather thrill technical, it moves you along
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
I can make you feel good
And you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure
Cause you're not a peeper
I will touch you, I will touch you,
d-d-d-deeper

(Chorus)

Get a proper Music Player.

At 6/18/09 10:05 AM, WritersBlock wrote:

At 6/18/09 09:41 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote: A free office suite that is compatible with all microsoft office file formats (including the new ones)

I use this all the time and the only thing I've found wrong with it is that it doesn't open files in one particular word document file, can't remember which but it was a pain in the ass when I came across it. Other than that, it's just as good as microsoft word, and legitimately free, which is a big plus.

Openoffice can't handle docx properly. So no, it can't handle the new ones from Office '07

Also, DoubleTwist is a awesome program if you use WMA or iTunes. It works like the sync function with iPods and iPhones on iTunes, only with all sorts of devices. (And more are being added often)

It also works great as a social networking program (One can send Photos, Videos and Audio to friends), and has other nifty features, such as the ability to remove FairPlay (Apple DRM on iTunes songs) from tracks, YouTube upload and download and Flickr upload.

Don't submit to youtube. The non-nazi alternatives are there.

At 6/11/09 04:07 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Also this flu is slightly more deadly than the regular flu, so sorry to disappoint OP but WHO has stated themselves that it's only because of the number of cases and the sustained human to human transmission of the virus, it is not because of an increase in deaths.

A pandemic = increase in spead.
Durrhurr.

At 6/11/09 12:35 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

At 6/11/09 12:32 PM, Otto wrote:

At 6/11/09 12:30 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I can just write stuff too.

You have no official documentation to backup your statement.

It was on the TV this morning, dear.

So make a topic about it and let people question it, nice work.

Practically anyone who just watches the news slightly would know. All news media are freaking out atm.

Personally, I find it slightly "Meh". It's not that dangerous, although it is the first of its kind in Humans, meaning we take more damage from it. Usually, we got PART of a flu in our body from the last strain we got - This time, we have none. Practially, it's pedalling at us full force.

Still, Tamiflu cures it if the shit truly hits the fan (Something I doubt it will.)

At 6/11/09 12:30 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I can just write stuff too.

You have no official documentation to backup your statement.

Will this be enough documentation for you? Have a nice day.

Dr. Margaret Chan (Director of the WHO, World Health Organization) just announced at a press conference that the H1N1 Influenza A strain (Dubbed "Swine Flu") is now a pandemic, and that all countries should prepare for a second wave/more infected.

Are you afraid of the flu, or do you think it's pure fucking bollocks?

Decided it would be a good idea to play handball with a metal ball.

Are they anywhere other than Denmark? These things are horrible.
Wait, let me get a video:
Ignore the shitty, Danish techno and pay attention to the pictures. I see these things daily.
"Pretty Boys" aren't much better, Though.

This is ridiculous. People actually find this attractive - I find it more of a challenge to not vomit than to watch these monstrosoties. (And you are allowed to poke fun of them, you choose this shit.)
Where else are these things? I hope it's a confined case. The world might survive.

This is one of the prime reasons why I completely hate most people on this planet.

Actually, I have the same view on things as you do.
The "I love you" phrase is overused, and is currently drifting into a area where it's meaningless.

At 6/8/09 07:16 PM, danwolves wrote: I'd like to have a few games sometime, also I'm buying a server in the near future (18 Player slots) and I did think about making it a Newgrounds server, but I wasn't sure if a lot of you would play on it or if we'd have a lot of people, I'd probably make it public as well if we didn't get enough people and of course none of you would have to pay, but would you guys be interested? Would be good to entertain and give some of the NG community a decent place to play frequently.

That's awesome. The only current server we have is one we sometimes can borrow from the group leader - And it's ping is horrible.

If you get one, make sure to post the IP here.
Fabulous!

Seriously, we need to do this again.
How about this weekend? Someone contact whoever hosted our server (Or someone who has one) and get this arranged. I will take pics again if needed.

At 6/6/09 05:49 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Where is that pic of me backstabbing a heavy ?

It somehow got corrupted, and half the screen was black. The half you were in. :'(

At 6/6/09 05:34 PM, megamanbn6 wrote: I came in here expecting stuff like Heavy Boxing matches.

Nevermind.

I think we actually had that once.

At 6/6/09 05:17 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: This doesn't sound like a bad idea, if only we had a newgrounds sever.

We played on Akusumas (Spelling?)
So yeah. Only that it lags like fuck.

Masculinity /= Straightness.
You are right, my good sir.

Grand Theft Auto. It is awesome.

Does all the Mexicans say you're pretty fly for a white guy?

Oh god, i remember this show.

It was bloody awesome. It had this Mature sense of humor, While still being funny for 6-7 year old me.
Who here remembers watching that show?

"Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me." -Yakko Warner