So, it was friday night yesterday, so obviously me being british, I got rather pissed :D. Well, on the way home walking with my gf, this chav bumps into me (as in, stupid shoulder budge) and starts shouting at me "wtf did you do that for?! you wanna look wear you're goin' you long haired pussy, I see you clenching your fists in your pockers", actually I'm cleanging an adjustable spanner in my pocket, but still I let the guy slide and just walk away.... until I pass a picket fence! So I ripped a post out of it and run back after him down the road screaming "YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU FUCKING WANT SOME YOU CHAV PIECE OF SHIT" and he ran like fuck, until he saw half a brick laying in the road! So he picks up the brick and turns around, me being drunk, I'm a cocky bastard "SO WE'RE PLAYING BASEBALL ARE WE, COME ONNN!!!!" run up to him, then we just start talking, well, more of me shouting my ass off "WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, WTF DID I DO TO YOU TO START THIS SHIT AYE?!" eventually he throws this brick at my face, I managed to duck out of the way, JUST, I felt it skim my hair, SO! He runs like fuck, but I managed to catch up and took a swing with this fence post at his head, straight down he went, "SWING!!!!" (pantera videos from hell style) I start pummeling the fuck outta him :D also wearing steel toed boots I start punting him a bit too, so, a bloody messy chav laying on the floor, still alive and screaming, but all his white tracksuit was now red :D I was very happy. So, I start walking off, and he starts shouting at me again, he got up and started walking off, so I drop the post run back and boot him so fucking hard in the bollocks I swear I heard them pop! He drops to the ground, I walk, he cried!!!!! Haha! I go ver to my gf whos watching 20 feet away, we walk home, and continue to have some monster sex!
2 words,
FUCK YEAH!!!!
