At 12/8/09 11:23 PM, Fautzo wrote: that really sucks because Im a bass player too, and bass is obviously the best instrument.

He was the rythm guitarist... George Harrison (R.I.P.) was the bassist

no, it was LIKE dynamic systems, but it was not dynamic systems

no, its wasnt dynamic systems, it was prettier and it used cogs and motors and what not

Hey guys, a while ago i was playing a game in which you used gears, cogs, motors, plactforms beams, etc. to get a ball into a jar, or something similar. Does anyone know the name of this game?

Mods lock this thread, please?

I'm getting sick of being asked the same question over and over again, because people aren't actually reading the topic.

At 8/7/09 12:43 AM, kamelona wrote: Wait, he's been stealing small items from people's houses while on duty?!

Leave this topic now.
Authorities are being contacted.

JESUS CHRIST WE REPOSSESS PEOPLES HOUSES, NOT THE ITEMS IN THE HOUSES, READ THE REST OF THE FUCKING TOPIC!

i a complete desensitised, honestly guys, i scare myself, i literally laugh when im caused pain.

At 8/6/09 07:25 PM, Synnyr wrote: Don't take my shit. Please.

pay your mortgage and we won't..... if you take it with you if you leave we cant anyway, we only take houses.

At 8/6/09 06:55 PM, 372 wrote:

anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.

Why the fuck would they just "chuck" perfectly good things instead of selling them like the really do?

No they don't?
As i said, repossession men are different from those in america.

In america they deal with not being able to pay credit card bills, so they take everything the person bought WITH said credit card to get them in said debt.
In the UK the house is taken from the person because it is not paid off, the mortgage is still needed to be paid, but cannot be so the house is taken from them, the tennants evicted, and the house cleared and resold.
Simple!

At 8/6/09 06:52 PM, 372 wrote:

At 8/6/09 06:51 PM, leekspinner wrote: Just to clarify this, a repo man in the UK is much different from a repo man in the US.

In the UK a repoman repossess peoples homes when they cannot pay their mortgages, anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.

I find that really hard to believe...

why? We take peoples homes, empty the house, clean it, turn off the water, turn off the electricity, and make it attractive to be resold, that is it.

Just to clarify this, a repo man in the UK is much different from a repo man in the US.

In the UK a repoman repossess peoples homes when they cannot pay their mortgages, anything in the house, gets chuked out, so no, by taking things, i have not stolen anything i have simply saved it from the landfills.

At 8/6/09 06:19 PM, 372 wrote: You realize by admitting you've taken things, you put your Dads job in jeopardy?

i wouldn't say jeopasrdy since yknow we're the only repossesion company? and he owns it?

Before you jump to conclusions, no this isnt one of those shitty misleading titles, where it turns out that its a fucking joke, this time I'm being serious.

I literally can't hurt people, I've done it once before, and I've never hurt anyone since. I just can't do it. So there's a first thing. Next, I am never, ever going to hurt myself, ever, i just can't do it, i don't want to harm my own body, so that's out of the question.

So here's my dilema, everyone i know thinks i'm happy, now don't get me wrong i have a beautiful girlfriend, and i'm thankful for that, but i' not truely happy, from the amount of shit i get. Which makes me incredibly unhappy. All this shit is made out to be my fault, and i need to be punished so to speak, and only this punishment will make me happy.

So i really need to be hurt, physically, and horribly, only then will i be happy. So, Newgrounds, i've come to you for some sort of advice, what should i do?

At 8/6/09 05:59 PM, RocketBean wrote: Kinda lame, but how is the pay?

since im a student i get about $250 a week without taxes

At 8/4/09 09:40 PM, gothboy88 wrote: i know, but seriously, No one checks my userpage

I wonder why......

At 8/6/09 04:35 PM, TJoyal wrote: Do you get a giant ray gun like in The Sims?

um.... not until i level up!

At 8/6/09 04:37 PM, fastdrew wrote: Can you flai?

i answered this question earlier, dumbass

At 8/6/09 04:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Being a repo man sounds awesome, pocketing sstuff XD

I'm guessing you aren't the only one that pockets.

What's the most you've taking in one sitting?

A 360 elite, PS2, NES, CD player, a sombrero, Gae boy advance SP and a fridge.

At 8/6/09 03:43 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: How long have you been a Repoman?

Well legally? a few months. Illegally? about 10 years.... i've been helping my dad with his business since i was 6.....

At 8/6/09 03:21 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Is there such thing as repowomen?

yes

Ever repossess sex toys?

yes

What was the funniest reaction you ever got from someone getting their stuff taken?

"here mate this my mate's house and he gunna get his ma on you"

I'll be waiting for a response >:(

happy?

At 8/6/09 12:15 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote: Have you ever had to repossess a something with shit all over it?

OH DEAR GOD YES, i remember we went into a house once and the floors were LITERALLY COVERED IN THIS GUYS SHIT all the floors with at least an inch of shit, everywhere. its was horrible and i nearly threw up.

At 8/6/09 12:00 PM, ragingfred wrote: what is the weirdest thing you've ever repossessed?

in one house i repossessed there was a bar of soap in the shae of a dick.

what is the most expensive thing you've ever repossessed?

Probably a house......

At 8/6/09 10:33 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: Do you ever randomly break glass objects?

Yes, i broke a mirror today for the shit of it.

At 8/6/09 10:31 AM, gizmo12345 wrote: is it possible to repossess from a repo man?

Yes, yes it is.

At 8/6/09 10:36 AM, fastdrew wrote: Can you fly?

yes, yes we can.

At 8/6/09 10:36 AM, Excursius wrote: have you ever snuck anything while reposessing something, like take something extra?

and did this bird see you when you did.

Yes, i take something extra almost EVERYDAY, and no, we repomen are like ninjas, nobody sees us, we go in then we leave.

At 8/6/09 09:00 AM, AudioGmez wrote: Has somebody ever fought back as in tried lethal force to get his stuff back?

yes, we rang the police and he was removed from his house.

At 8/6/09 08:28 AM, Reaperyami wrote: Is it like the sims where they put you in their pool and take away the ladder so you can't take their stuff?

pffft if these people could afford a pool their house wouldn't be getting repossesed

At 8/6/09 05:42 AM, poxpower wrote: IS IT MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE.

lawlawl
ANSWER ME

No, but alot of people are foreigners.

At 8/6/09 05:40 AM, emo-penguin wrote: You ever pocket anything you repo?

Yes, yes i do, my best find was an xbox 360 elite.

At 8/6/09 05:34 AM, Mulchings wrote: Don't you ever feel guilty?

AHAHAHAH Oh god no! These people took a loan, can't pay it back, it's their fault, I'm doing my job so i can AFFORD to pay my bills.

At 8/6/09 05:33 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Do you make people sign before you take away their furniture and beloved personal items?

The people have already been kicked out of their houses when we arrive, and if they are still there, no we do not make the sign. We sign their ass. With our boots.

Hey guys, so yes i am now a repossesion man, and i am giving you the choice to ask me about anything. So shoot! =D