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At 8/29/10 07:48 AM, Cootie wrote: Hasn't it been proved that cumming actually has positive effects on your mind like relieving stress?

Yes it has and its proven to be totally healthy as well but obviously the creator of the cereal that we eat disapproves .

At 8/29/10 06:35 AM, Tabascork wrote: As long as you have lube, you can still masturbate. But in all honesty, I want to bitch slap the fuck out of my mother for having me circumcised.

Funny, I usually don't get in a rage over this.

Wow....sucks balls man.
I never need that crap.

At 8/29/10 06:16 AM, Makakaov wrote: You mean that they jumped on him?

No. He means his friend got jumped.

Thats what you say when someone attacks you.

Now this is fairly old...by old I mean older than 50 years old.

"" American cornflakes magnate John Harvey Kellogg (the manufacturer of Kellogg's Corn Flakes) declared war on masturbation at the end of 19th century. Being an influential politician, he sparked off an "anti-masturbation hysteria" in society. Inspired by Kellogg's ideas, the doctors maintained that "self-abuse may result in exhaustion, paralysis and heart diseases. Because of self-abuse some people will end up losing their minds, others will commit suicide.""

So Harvey pretty much promoted circumcision because he believed that masturabting was bad...
Source : LINK

Im sure that if you check youtube you will find at least one other stupid person like you.