Yeah well I had like twenty seven ectasies while we were walking up to the Ark, so that's why I wasn't the best at Jungle Speed, because actual speed is like, so below my awesome drug-taking abilities so that's why I was always like THREE FUCKING SECONDS behind all of you. So I totally won at that stupid game, that I totally wasn't trying to win or anything.

So clearly the fact that I rule at drugs proves that this was the best meet up ever. Apparently, to some twat's brain.

God I hate you Fyndir.

I'm sure I mentioned that during the day, but it's totally worth repeating.

I HATE YOU ALL!

I'll likely be along for at least one day.

Hopefully both.

At 12/9/09 06:39 AM, Black-Ops wrote: I'm Grant and I reckon I'll be the youngest person turning up. I turn 19 on the 28th.

Yes, thanks to Grant we got ID'd twice in the Ark in January. No repeats this time I hope.

Well, Andrew was my third guess and this is still the third page, so that proves it.

Oh and I totally got Jon as well.

I'm Kieran.

Now, to pad out this post, I'll guess your name is ... Mark! No wait, I'm getting... John! Fred! Andrew! OK I give up.

My careers counsellor was right, I'd make a lousy psychic.

Though if your name shares any letters that are in my post, I'm claiming a hit.

At 12/7/09 08:39 PM, Black-Ops wrote: NG Pissup in 3 days, and I'm as restless as I would be on Christmas Day from excitement.

Two days now! Should be awesome. Or at least average.

At 12/5/09 08:03 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Would be good to get some people from south of the border up here. We can all laugh at how different our accents are and how we can't understand a word any of us are saying :P

I'm actually scared that I won't understand what you're saying, given that I've been accused of "being English" and "talkin' dead proper" and you actually type in a Scottish accent!

It will be interesting none the less.

At 12/3/09 06:23 AM, Bezman wrote: I'll pop along. Thought I'm such an irregular that I'd have never known about this thread had I not been alerted.

I'm not a regular either, I do a lot more lurking. Except when I'm drunk. Then I go post-crazy and make like, one a night.

See you there!

At 12/2/09 03:09 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 12/1/09 04:38 PM, Jon-86 wrote: How will a know whos who anyway?

You've got my number, call me and look for the tall man answering his phone.

From listening to your audio recordings, I think your voice will be recognisable from across the room.

Usually when I say this everything goes to shit, but what the hey... Wow, looks like we'll have a good crowd this time.

I look forward to new insults from all of you.

Guess I'd better translate...

At 11/27/09 08:09 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: LazyPint aka queer beer along with Blackops seem to be well up for a wee binge.

LazyPint aka awesome guy together with Blackops seem to be in the mood for several rounds of alcholic beverages.

For some reason the Kosh of arranging it has dropped atop my head so here we go.

I don't understand exactly why, but I have been unanimously voted to organize this event. I will now procede to attempt this task.

Does anyone fancies getting some pintage in Glasgows City Centre at some point soon?

Would anyone like a drink or two in the middle of Glasgow in the near future?

Give dates that suit, no underagers. The last one was paid for entirely by me....not entirely sure what the logic behind that was but who fucking knows, might end up being another freebie dependant upon how pished I am from the night before. I'll buy your first pint at least.

Please inform me of any gaps in your calendars. No one who is yet to have their 18th birthday may attend. The previous occurence of this event was financed by myself, again I don't understand how this came to be however there may be a repeat, depending on my blood-alcohol content from the previous evening. Your first drink will definitely be catered for.

I reckon the sooner the better to avoid the crimbo rush. The usual venue to begin with - The Counting House just at the corner of Georges Square and Queen street- then we can head elsewhere as needs dictate. Anyone that suggest Bennets isn't welcome.

I feel it would be wisest to meet at the earliest possible time to avoid the increase in traffic due to Our Lord and Saviour's birthday celebration being in the very near future. We shall begin in the usual public house - The Counting House on George Square, then we shall move on as time and money allows. People who frequent Bennetts are not permitted to attend.

How about say Thursday the 10th December. At around 13:00, bring ID if you look young.

How does Thursday the 10th of the 12th month suit? At one hour past the middle of the day. If you are lucky enough to look younger than the legal drinking age, which in this country is 18, for now at least, then bring along an acceptable form of identification.

To end this illustrious thread I would like to declare that Lazypint is both a giver and a taker.

To bring an end to this discussion I would like to assure everyone that LazyPint is the coolest person I have ever met. His conversation is legendary and I am in awe of his stories and adventures. It is fair to say that LazyPint is a better person than I could ever be and that just being in the same room as him makes all my character deficiencies more apparent. All of his drinks will certainly be on me and I encourage others to chip in for them too.

Sure, I'm off work that day so suits me fine.

Argh once more... does anyone have any advice on the location of the glyph on San Lorenzo?

That's the big massive church in the centre of Florence. It has a separate tower with a viewpoint on top that you can also climb inside for a couple of chests.

Any help would be appreciated.

Cheers.

That's me just in Venice now, I'm having quite a good time. There's so much to do! So many side quests and hidden items.

It feels different to the first game - much more like a sandbox.

The only disappointment is one of the glyph puzzles has glitched and I can't finish it. Stupid 2 outer rings are locked wrongly together and I can't move to the outside one only. Argh.

At 11/20/09 08:53 PM, The-Evil-Daed wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:50 PM, M-Y wrote: How could you be so fucking mean?

Because I'm not some falsely-sympathetic faggot, and the death of some kids (that I have never met, nor will I ever meet) pet dog doesn't make me feel any emotion whatsoever. Kids in Africa die every day.

It's not mean, it's the real world. Bitch.

Interesting philosophy. I usually feel the same way, but somehow dog deaths seem to resonate with me, possibly because dogs will love anyone for any reason, whereas African children don't.

I really am the terrible person here, despite sympathizing.

Weird...

My house has a floo, or flue, or maybe flu? Or even a flew?

Whatever, it's not a chimney and we installed the wrong kind of gas fire in it, so now we can't use it and we put the fire on Ebay but the reserve wasn't met and all we want is a nice warm gas fire is that really so much to ask oh god what will we do NG we're freezing we're freezinggggggggggggg

But yeah, it's a bit annoying, what with winter coming.

I hate fucking shitty vandals/ thieves. I had to leave my motorbike at the side of the road a couple of times in Edinburgh and some cunts have shoved it over twice. Usually breaks indicators and scratches my fairings. Cunts, every one of them.

Don't think anyone has tried to robberise it yet though, but I'm glad my own house has a garage.

At 8/12/09 10:52 AM, LazyPint wrote: Stuff.

Derp. There's me mistaking Hell's Kitchen with Kitchen Nightmares.

It's not my fault they have similar names!

I read an article in the paper yesterday about Hell's Kitchen USA. Apparently only 5 of the 13 restaurants he "saved" are still open.

Shame, cause it's a good show.

Memorable quotes - "This is the fucking worst fucking food I have ever fucking tasted" - every single episode.

"The head chef has lost his passion. It's a fucking disaster" - every single episode.

Funny parody here.

At 7/18/09 08:26 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:

eating moss and small children?

Hah! Good luck finding small children in Scotland these days. They're all either obese, drug-addicted wastrels or dead by swine flu. Also, all the moss is dead from petrol. WHICH I SELL!!!

Take that, dreams!

At 7/17/09 10:48 AM, Death-Cannon wrote: Many Thanks,

Death Cannon

Hmm, you sign off as Death Cannon, but your user name is Death-Cannon. This is clearly some sort of scam to get my bank details!

I voted, though I have no idea for what.

At 6/12/09 09:48 PM, JJgamer93 wrote:

At 6/12/09 09:14 PM, LazyPint wrote: 19) I can name all four Beetles.

You spelled the "Beatles" wrong!

Fuck! Though to my credit, I was quite drunk at the time of writing. And the rest of the post is pretty well spelled. I hope.

Unless you meant like, 4 types of the insect beetles?

Hmmm, yes, that's exactly what I meant. So I still win.

Man, no poll? I'll just have to guess what the questions were...

1) I put on the left sock first.
2) I do look old for my age.
3) My belly button is an innie.
4) I do live in a house, not a cardboard box.
5) My house does have windows.
6) I have never set fire to a building.
7) I do find moving around easier in daylight.
8) I am literate.
9) I can probably recreate the emoticons on this site using my own face.
10) My username does start with an L.
11) I have often wondered why the reply box title ends in "You Say?", but find it quite funny nonetheless.
12) I do have a favourite colour.
13) I do use English (UK) spellings of words like 'favourite' and 'colour' all the time.
14) I can operate a kettle without burning myself.
15) I don't prefer Superman to Batman.
16) I have never gone to the cinema myself.
17) I have more than once, but less than five times done a full backflip.
18) I N/A, due to location remember the last person I voted for in the US elections.
19) I can name all four Beetles.
20) I do consider the zombie apocalypse to be inevitable.
21) I can't physically close all the drawers in my room.
22) I do struggle to come up with 23 random true facts about myself when pressed, probably because...
24) I can't allow myself to count to 23.

And now it's bedtime in Scotland. Probably just as well.

At 6/6/09 07:55 PM, Eye8UrBrains wrote: They do not reproduce nonstop. Have you never heard of natural family planning?

Unless the man ejaculates literally ONE sperm, there is minimal difference between masturbation and a failed "planned" attempt.

At 6/6/09 07:46 PM, Saen wrote: ...there are not any negative side affects of masturbating, any evidence telling otherwise is illogical.

I realize that. But it is sinful

So is (apparently) existing. Your very existence is a sin and is steeped in sin. When you sin you pray forgiveness and get it apparently. If you have faith in Jesus, all sins are forgiven. So what? Is it OK to sin if you then beg forgiveness and promise never to do it again? What if you do it again? Is it still OK to beg forgiveness?

Be as faithful as you want. Just realise that at some point, the real world will come crashing in. Mainly when you cry at a funeral, despite (apparently) knowing that the person will live forever in Heaven.

I'm ashamed/ embarrassed to admit that I'd never really thought anything of blocking ads from like, everywhere on the entire internet. In the world.

Now that I've been shamed by the empty black box saying "SCRIPTED AD GOES HERE", I'll change my attitude towards the net in general, start giving money to all the penniless hobos I encounter and probably stop stealing charity boxes from poorly monitored stores.

Thank you Tom Fulp, for teaching me the error of my ways. Also, the Castle Crasher figures I bought were totally worth the billion dollars in shipping, handling, taxes, handling, moulding and handling charges I paid.

Seriously, I'd love to stop blocking the ads, but then I'd have to stop blocking the ads from everywhere, and I'm sure you know how much hassle that would entail. I'm only one man! Sure, I could just uninstall the adBlock software, but that would require far more effort than this post did, especially with all this alcohol in me. Cheers much, and I promise the day I win the Lottery, you're somewhere on the list of people I'd donate to.

At 5/7/09 08:33 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Nope he can rot in there while we catch those gold and silver notes and win lots of money.

And by lots of money, we mean A MURDER MYSTERY WEEKEND AT AN ENGLISH COUNTRY HOUSE OMG! Or maybe only a little crystal in a box. Best. Prizes. Ever.

I always found it ironic that after an hour of clever mechanical and cunning thinking games, the finale was just idiots desperately snatching paper from the air. Kind of anticlimactic.

At 5/1/09 04:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: What's the combo for escape pico's school?

You get it by turning on the taps in the bathroom where Darnell is.

If you put it in without seeing it in the mirror first, it seems to freeze the game.

A Christian friend actually bought me a Bible to read and I started from Genesis, but I only got about 13 pages before going back to Stephen King.

Then when I saw my friend again, he recommended skipping the OT and going straight to the New Testament.

Urgh, I'm all for non-chronological story telling, but at least put it in pagical (not a word, it seems) order.

I'd lay blame with the bank/credit rating people here. It's their credit rating policy that has landed you in this whole mess, more than the restaurant. After all, if the same thing had happened but your credit rating had remained the same, you wouldn't have sued the restaurant. They did everything they could to recover your property. After that it's the bank's fault.

Although you did sign up for the credit rating policy when you got the card, so I guess you couldn't bitch about it now...

At 4/19/09 07:57 PM, C-Hawk wrote: Snus is dip, chewing tobacco. So he didn't quit jack shit.

Cheers man, I thought only 1800 folk and rednecks actually chewed poison.