Good for you.
Now do it with you're MIND.

I'm livin' it.

I got the Thug Lyfe shoes, the Thug Lyfe shirt, the Thug Lyfe pants, Thug Lyfe condoms, Thug Lyfe bullets, Thug Lyfe hat, Thug Lyfe drugs, and Thug Lyfe tattoo's.

I'm as gangsta as this fellow... and his abnormaly large nipples....

Thug Lyfe... BOOOOIIIII!!!!!!!!

I think its the whole...
"I'd rather be dead and feel good, then be alive and feel terrible"

However I only smoke when I drink.

And I'm also drunk at least 6 days of the week.

I have problems...

At 4/13/08 11:10 AM, alien-killer1 wrote: yes some of you might remember me asking your guys help well i've been smoke-free for 5 days.

Fantastic, wait are we talking about brown or green?

At 4/13/08 11:59 AM, He-Who-Never-Was wrote: If you win you have to commit suicide.

That sounds like a fun board game... think of the sales and the decline of emotional teenagers!

At 3/25/08 07:17 PM, Wreckages wrote: slow down guys! let me play!

yes im aware i have pink wallpaper - my sister moved out and we haven't changed the wallpaper yet.

Wow, how old is that mu'fucker?

At 3/6/08 08:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Democrats! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Congress!

LOL! Wow, that is awesome!

At 3/25/08 08:11 PM, zone12 wrote: TEOTW the end of the world. come on face it dec 12 has a smal chance that we may die.

Jump out of a plane and land ass first on the Sky Needle in Seatle Washington.

And then die with everyone else, or maybe organize the worlds largest Orgy.

At 3/25/08 08:11 PM, Grind29 wrote: There was this strobe light pop up from this site and it gave my brother a seizure.

We took him into a local hopsital, I had to hold his tounge so he won't swallow it and we just had to hook him up on a machine. God what a day.

Fuck you newgrounds.

If this is true:
Hahahaha! Twitchy!
If this isn't true:
Hahahaha! Twitchy!

Actually, here's the deal.

If you ever really made out with a drunk girl, its not all that great.
Girl on Girl action is sexy because thier not hairy and its more appealing, also they don't need to be lesbians.
Guy on guy is just gay, point blank, you don't practise making out with your buddy, you practise with your babysitter.

Shitty meme from 4chan because nobody is original.

And it feels good.

Newgrounds invented the buttsecks meme you cunt.

Get the fuck back to 4chan if you love it so much.

Oh fuck you. I've never seen it on NG until sometime after 4chan started crawling into everyones' posts.

I know how to stop this!

Fuckin' embrace.

At 3/25/08 07:49 PM, Duoflippy wrote: You actually expect Newgrounders to actually get girls?

He's right, I've seen people with over 7000 posts. That takes lots of time out of social activity and they are forced to spend time with thier own anatomy. The mods may be worse...

At 3/25/08 08:03 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6g1yyWEf ks

I plan on seeing it... kinda a weird idea to make a movie for it...

discuss.

Awesome, a movie post.
*Sits down with popcorn and watches*

At 3/25/08 07:56 PM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:51 PM, austin wrote:

At 3/25/08 07:33 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: I don't get it.

You can't say CandleJack or you g

oh so if you say CandleJack he comes an-

Lets be popular and say CandleJack!
Nothing... Nope.
I'm gonna go mastu-

At 3/25/08 07:41 PM, PrisonGuard-7 wrote: Okay, parental blocks (haha) have prevented me from finding this answer anywhere else. How do I sign in to XBox Live AND Messenger, while appearing offline. Without ever getting appearing online at all. I'm sure some of you have done it. Help.

That sucks man.
Wow, wait thats just sad, you're parents put locks on your shit? Damn, you must grow up in a very wealthy, proper family.

At 3/25/08 07:24 PM, Pigsk8s wrote: Some of you may of seen my other...

I like the second, the first one is too small to be bad ass. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Sloth by the way? Just going to throw that out there.

At 3/25/08 07:42 PM, j2witz wrote: condoms....u kno in case....some weed, the works

Oh man, you are so bad ass right now.

At 1/30/08 04:20 PM, r1XX0r wrote: . . . Furry anal stretching?

wtf

Seriouslty, wtf brought that up? Lol

and LSD

At 1/30/08 03:14 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: Wtf, Newgrounds. Discuss.

My god, you are so cool...
I wish I were you.

and LSD

LSD Bathroom LSD closed LSD due LSD to LSD AIDS?

LSD?

and LSD

At 1/30/08 04:45 PM, citricsquid wrote: Hotmail.
Keywords.
Hot Male.
You are not.
Sorry.

Ooooohhhhh BURN
Not really, I'm just throwing in my oppinion.
Hot Mail.
It's burnt and all crizpy.
Like that one rapper, you know? That one guy who says that thing? Who went to that one highschool and dropped out in that grade? You know, the one with the pants and the gloves?

and LSD

Pardon?

Can you send me a message on what Buzzcock is?

That One Team, You Know, That Team That Did That One Thing With That One Cheerleader In That One College? With The Pom-Poms And The Mini-Skirt So Low You Could See Her Short Hairs? -Team

and LSD

It will never be legal.

1) Its abused and leads to other addictions, such as crack, and LSD.
2) It kills brain cells, there are already enough stupid people in the world, and LSD.
3) Bill Clinton puffed on the magic dragon and look at us now! We have had a crack head in office for 8 years, and LSD.

See where I'm going with this, and LSD?

and LSD

At 1/30/08 03:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Over here in Britain we call checkers-'Draughts'

*waits for amazement *

No... it can't be....

The world I know has left me, damn you, you damn dirty apes!

Drop the sack, and ask her out!
Its going to be hard, no shit, but if you don't you'll always look back and ask what could have been.

Like that one time I could have dated this one chick, you know, that one chick in that one class with the pants?

At 1/30/08 03:50 PM, BirthofaNova wrote: This sounds like it should be written in a Livejournal. Oh, and for all we know, you are racist...like 4/5 of the users on this board.

Mmm, Racism.

I knew how to offend a brit, now how do we offend other countries...

At 1/30/08 03:18 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: Yeah, she's only raised you for your whole life, fed you and gave you shelter!

Fuck her!

Yeah!
I don't know where I was going with this.
Fuck her harder!

George Washington VS The Cherry Tree.
That would be epic.