Why do I have so much hair around my penis? Is it because I'm part ape? I don't know, but sometimes I cry myself to sleep and night wishing it would go away. Somebody please help me I'm going to die if you don't because the hair is eating my body. Soon I will have no skin and I will be one big hair. Please, I need someone to love. Because only Dashboard and My Chemical Romance understand me.

At 7/15/05 04:40 AM, NG_Dark_Lord wrote: Ninja's Own!! Here's a pic I took of myself a few days ago in my Ninja Costume.

Is that toilet paper?

At 7/15/05 04:39 AM, ValientEntertainment wrote: mine is 4 cm and when its hard its 6 cm BEAT THAT!

Beating it is your job. Not mine.

Because the book was called Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. next question.

My virginity.

That Tom guy is a fucking rapist. I took him off my buddy list.

The Bible is a joke... The book of Morman is an even bigger joke... This is why I worship Satan.

Twice as fast as your ass.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU LOSERS PRUDES?

That wasn't even close to being as sexy as you made it out to be. I wouldn't hesitate to let a 3 year old watch that it's so mild. Please get laid.

At 7/15/05 04:12 AM, -poxpower- wrote:

At 7/15/05 03:56 AM, Banana_Clock wrote:

Now we all know you have a 7 inch penis, you said mile but the number you chose reflects on the truth

so does that mean yours is 6 milimeters, since you said it was 6 inches?
The number your chose must relfelct the truth!

No lock and ban? What's wrong?

At 7/15/05 04:06 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: So you go to the other side of the city, leaving your cock along the way, and then start walking back and forth??

Pretty much.

Slayer - Raining Blood
Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays

At 7/15/05 03:57 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: You fucking suck. Literally, having a cock that long must be easy to work yourself, course you'd have to wind it up first. Just out of curiosity, how do you intend to fuck anyone with a 7 mile cock???

It's a bloody mess when I do. I make the women sign a waver before they ride. It's a dangerous profession.

At 7/15/05 03:56 AM, Banana_Clock wrote: Now we all know you have a 7 inch penis, you said mile but the number you chose reflects on the truth

OMG did glow send you the picture too?

It's a known fact that jesus had a tiny penis. Perhaps 3-4 inches, which is why no woman ever wanted him. And my 7 mile long penis dwarfs his tiny penis. All the woman want me to make them feel like a virgin again.

Satanism is about expressing yourself rather than supressing yourself. Hail Satan!

At 6/9/05 12:08 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

At 6/8/05 11:45 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: I am seizure dog's secret gay lover.

DanMalo is the only man for me :O He's so dreamy ^_^

You used me for a couple flashes and gay sex?!?!?!?1 That's it I'm telling wade.

I am seizure dog's secret gay lover.

Yea but, where's the tits?

Your fault for linkin Linkin Park you Emo fuck. Go cry about it somewhere else.

Fuck you niggaz you niggaz is crazy fucks. Yamean. Niggaplz.

two gay nigs having sex

I want some furrie hentai. Give me some you fuckers or the dog gets it in the ass.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll, I'm turning myself into authorities.

LOLz HE SHOWED HIS LIGHTSABER

(tee hee)

At 5/27/05 12:45 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote: illwillpenis!

Fuck, it's been awhile. Pics?

None that can't get me permanantly banned from NG lol. Yea I've been busy doing shit. But I'm working in a new movie.

At 5/16/05 06:01 PM, da_pope wrote:

At 5/16/05 05:59 PM, Lavagasm wrote: They are unveiling it at the press conference today.

Not to the public. So anyone who's seeing it now probably has signed a gag order.

Gamespot has access to it. ;-)

At 5/16/05 06:00 PM, frontrow wrote: if only the confederacy had won the civil war, we would have slaves still. Slaves rule. Whatever though, the confederacy still lives in my heart and will forever. Stupid northern negro lovers. >:(

I agree.

At 5/16/05 05:58 PM, da_pope wrote: Umm... Hate to break it to you but it isn't being unvield publicly 'till the E3 offically starts on the 18th.

Sorry you gotta wait 'till after tommorow.

They are unveiling it at the press conference today.

Amish people make good pastries.