I know you've heard through the grapevine that I was dating a younger sexier BBS, and that I was happy. But I wasn't happy at all, I didn't realise the BBS I had until I left. Will you ever forgive me?

At 9/22/05 04:34 PM, -ashley- wrote: thank you very much but if my thread like this got locked so will yours.

ok?

You know I love you and all, but I think we should start seeing other people. I'm personally getting extremely tired of you calling me every five minutes for no reason other than to ask what I am doing. Also you suck at giving hand jobs. Plus I kinda have been seeing this other forum on the side and they treat me a lot better than you do. I hope we can still be friends.

It looks better exported. If you werally wanted it to be smooth you could have created it in flash. The bumps make it less boring.

Learn english or get the fuck off my site.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

I've been trying this is like my third fucking topic, the other ones got deleted no punishment.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

could you suck my penis? I really need a bj.

Penis.

It's mine you DARKY!

At 8/4/05 02:01 AM, Metallica-ites wrote: so u only like white chicks

I wasn't talking about chicks silly goose.

At 8/4/05 02:01 AM, Revrent wrote: this?

YESYEYSYEYSYES!SSSSSSs

That it what I want.

/masturbationdo

At 8/4/05 01:55 AM, shadow699 wrote: yay first one to say youre a FAG

You're not the first one. Stamper said I was the biggest fag he knew. (If you know Stamper, that's a huge accomplishment.)

At 8/4/05 01:56 AM, dancing_dude wrote: I also hate asses! USELESS BODY PART

Ditto with boobs

Agreed.

At 8/4/05 01:54 AM, dancing_dude wrote: Lol @ parody thread

Not a parody thread, it was just a cooincidence.

I've had one for almost eighteen years and already I want to rip it off.

Here's why I hate them.

1. Some of the boners poke my hips.

2. It's hard as hell to get semen out of them.

3. I have to go to the bathroom every 3 minutes to wack the boner away.

4. Wacking takes forever, so I have to be in the bathroom even longer.

5. My girlfriend keeps bitching I have to wash better.

6. Every time I jerk off too much, my penis is sore for a couple of days.

7. I have to lay off using shampoo to jerk off with because it burns my pee hole.

8. I have to keep jerking off until I get a woman who doesn't mind fucking every now and then

If you don't want this to happen to you, get a castration done.

Who mind you who? (No people of any race other than white, nor french need apply.)

At 7/28/05 02:53 AM, -Jose- wrote: I give it two minutes until a n00b posts "RaCiSm!!!!!!!111one11"

I'm too lazy to change it to Spain, plus I like Spain.

Done.

Prime Minister Jacque Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and"Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's only white flag factory effectively crippling their military.

(posted in General by request)

At 7/28/05 02:35 AM, -Jose- wrote: Make one in general, but make sure you use someone like spain. You know, a country that is actually afraid of a terrorist organization.

Need I remind you of the World Wars?

At 7/28/05 02:31 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: This is funny as hell. You should do it in General. You would get a much better response, I guarantuee you.

Most people in general are too dimwitted to even get it, they would probably say something like this "OFMG RECIST LAWK DIS SHIT OKTHX." When it's not racist at all, it's political satire.

Prime Minister Jacque Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and"Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's only white flag factory effectively crippling their military.

At 7/15/05 04:48 AM, TurkM1938 wrote: One word: Nair.

And when it's all said and done, listen to a Good Charlotte CD because only they can understand the pain thats induced by a nair-burned wanger.

Good Charolette is too Heavy for my taste.