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Author Search Results: 'LAVAGASM'

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Topic: Psa - Chuck Norris Died.

Posted: 03/04/06 12:49 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:48 PM, Jonas wrote:
At 3/4/06 12:32 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: You don't make the rules sir.
Hahahaha.

God you are funny. They pay KING KONG for this comedy gold? Wow.

Fixed.


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Topic: Good Game On Gamecube (only!!!)

Posted: 03/04/06 12:48 PM

Forum: General

At 3/3/06 08:53 PM, blizace wrote:
At 3/3/06 08:52 PM, SweatyWhiteGuy wrote: Resident Evil 4.

End.
KING KONG said only gc

Fixed.


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 12:47 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:44 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 12:37 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: Why are all your Ns and Os bolded? Are you trying to tell me something?
You're so silly, I told you I dont take it in the ass when we were waiting for my train.

O RLY?

3/2 = The sexiest day ever!


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Topic: I technically don't dream

Posted: 03/04/06 12:46 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:43 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: I haven't seen KING KONG at all for the past few years.

Fixed.


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Topic: The ultimate mod.

Posted: 03/04/06 12:45 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:42 PM, -Crux- wrote: As KING KONG once told me:

Keep Suckin'

Fixed.


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 12:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:35 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 12:28 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: May I put it in your rear next time?
you already kNOw the answer to that, I know you noticed me pull away when we were doing it doggy style and you came out and were too close to the wrong hole when you were trying to get back in.

Why are all your Ns and Os bolded? Are you trying to tell me something?


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Topic: The ultimate mod.

Posted: 03/04/06 12:36 PM

Forum: General

DEWD U FALE


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Topic: Psa - Chuck Norris Died.

Posted: 03/04/06 12:32 PM

Forum: General

You don't make the rules sir.


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 12:28 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:27 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 12:19 PM, LAVAGASM wrote: That's the thing that my penis was touching and made it hurt?
yea, deep pentration may be painfull. I loved it though, it hurt in a good way.

May I put it in your rear next time?


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 12:19 PM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 12:13 PM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 12:09 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote: The Cat.... don't do that again please.
ha ha ha, he was talking to ME. the word was cervix.

That's the thing that my penis was touching and made it hurt?


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:58 AM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 11:58 AM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 11:52 AM, knuckles886 wrote: bete you wish every day was like that
I know I do!!!!! Deffinatly would make me a happy camper

What was that c word you say my penis touched?


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Topic: I'm proclaiming my love

Posted: 03/04/06 11:58 AM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 11:52 AM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 11:31 AM, LAVAGASM wrote: I love you too babe. <3
wow, I feel SOOOOO appreciated <3<3<3

Was that sarcasm?


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Topic: Strawberryclock spotted!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:56 AM

Forum: General

CooBoyMan wants nothing to do with the Clock Crew, so that obviously isn't him.


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Topic: A filter ban on "Chuck Norris".

Posted: 03/04/06 11:54 AM

Forum: General

Chuck Norris isn't a fad, Fads are Chuck Norris.


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:49 AM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 11:43 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote:
At 3/4/06 11:42 AM, Libidinous_Rose wrote:
At 3/4/06 11:35 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Hindsight 20/10
wtf?.......i mean yea i know my ass scores 20 out of 10, cuz it;s that hawt. thx. lewl.
no. you're wrong. i smell BS.

That's Rose you're talking to there. And when Josh signs on you can ask him.


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Topic: Make your own warning message!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:48 AM

Forum: General

It's true.

Make your own warning message!


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Topic: Is it true, mountain dew?

Posted: 03/04/06 11:40 AM

Forum: General

If it made your penis smaller than my penis probably would have been about 17 inches instead of 8. I drink gallons of that shit a day.


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Topic: Popular Demand! Make a Decline 4!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:39 AM

Forum: General

ALFRED HITCHCOCK MAKE A SEQUAL TO THE BIRDS PLZ KTHX.

(lol)


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:37 AM

Forum: General

At 3/4/06 11:35 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Hindsight 20/10

Huh?


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Topic: I'm proclaiming my love

Posted: 03/04/06 11:31 AM

Forum: General

I love you too babe. <3


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Topic: 3/2 = The sexiest day ever!

Posted: 03/04/06 11:26 AM

Forum: General

So anyways I went up to Oxford valley to see Rose. And Bedn was there, he skipped parol to hang out with Rose, but he couldn't find her but I did because I'm the shit. I hadn't seen him since he stayed over my house.So He was like, "Hey Lava." and I was like "Hey Josh." He was talking to the rent-a-cops at the mall. Guess why. He was ASSAULTED BY A WOMAN!!!!!! Hahaha. The police came (lol came) and they asked us to leave because we weren't involved.Anyways I took rose to the Cinabon. OMFG I LOVE THEM OMG EVERY TIME I GET A CINABON IN MY MOUTH I FUCKING CUM IN MY PANTS! But somehow Rose resisted the sweet delicious taste of the Cinabon... she must have the will of a warrior. So anyways we go back and the police are there and we say our goodbyes, and Josh started humping me right in front of the police man, it was hot. Then Rose and I went to take the 14 back to my place, and we listened to music for the hour bus ride. So we get back to my place and I tossed rose on my couch and I fucked the shit out of her. Then we switched to doggy style and my condom broke so I had to put another one on. Then she fucked the shit out of me. Finally I laid her down for the kill. It was some hot shit. I wrote Lavagasm was here on her ass and took a photo. Then we went to Wawa and grabbed some delicious hoagies and two big iced teas(in the middle of the friggin winter. We ate those fuckers in the middle of Holmesburg park on the bleachers. We walked to the train station from there, the train came just a little bit afterwards I kissed her goodbye and that was the sexiest day ever.


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Topic: WTF i dont get it...

Posted: 03/01/06 01:17 AM

Forum: General

This is why God invented the razor blade...


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Topic: Girls that think they are hot shit!

Posted: 03/01/06 01:13 AM

Forum: General

I hate how black girls are so slutty and loud. Why did we bring them over from Africa again?


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Topic: Rasicm Forum

Posted: 03/01/06 01:13 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/06 01:09 AM, -Redder- wrote: And if I'm correct,this site has more then 6,500 members,according to the poll.

These guys are assholes.

Oh so Black people can be as proud as they want, but white people can't have pride?


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Topic: Why are gays so god damn gay?

Posted: 03/01/06 01:11 AM

Forum: General

God I fucking hate gay people. All they do is walk around flaunting their gayness like a bunch of fucking ass pounding faggots. I can't wait till all the homosexuals in the world die from AIDS. AIDS WAS A GAY DISEASE PEOPLE!!!! But fucking bisexuals and drug addicts spread it to straight people. Now we all have to suffer because fags like to take it in the asshole. We need to put all the gay people in the world, STARTING WITH STAMPER, in a death camp, where they will be executed in horrible inhumane manners.

P.S. I think I'm attracted to men...


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Topic: The word Fag

Posted: 03/01/06 12:57 AM

Forum: General

Gay people should be put into camps where they are executed mercilessly, just like the jews were.


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Topic: Rasicm Forum

Posted: 03/01/06 12:55 AM

Forum: General

The fact people get offended so easily over words amazes me.


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Topic: Rasicm Forum

Posted: 02/28/06 11:52 PM

Forum: General

At 2/28/06 11:51 PM, BlackMetal-BadAss wrote: i dont get upset because i know when they die, and they lived a life of racisim, they will be judged, and it will be too late for them. god will punish them.

God doesn't exist you fucking fruit cake.


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Topic: BO insults others

Posted: 02/28/06 11:26 PM

Forum: General

Did you cut?


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Topic: Rasicm Forum

Posted: 02/28/06 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 2/28/06 11:18 PM, devilchrono wrote: Whatever happened to the love man.

The black people stole it during the hurricane.


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