<(' '<)c=8 mine has a penis growing into its butt

I like shoeboxes they give me boners

At 7/11/04 05:48 PM, AubergineLock wrote: I seriously cannot wait for August the 15th, you never know what might happen.

yeah because the lock legion plans to spam the portal because they really do want to be hated by everybody at ng...

AA=All Audiences
13+=Ages 13 and Up(when you become a teen)
16+=Ages 16 and Up(when you are able to begin working)
18+=Ages 18 and up(when you are aloud to look at porn)

At 7/10/04 02:36 AM, Osric wrote: Kids are impressionable. If they see violence on TV, they might play a game with their siblings involving knives, if they see sex, they might rape the neighbor girl, ect.
Of course, I'm talking about small children here. As for older kids, some parents might not want them to see that stuff because if they were allowed to, it would mean they're growing up...some parents may have trouble accepting that, they want their kids to stay children forever.

Exactly what he said. I'm guessing you sir don't watch the news if you don't get this... remember a little incident in that school I believe the name was Columbine impressioned by the music they listened to? Or the kids that took shotguns and stood on the side of the road and shot at cars like in grand theft auto?

Shower, wtf is a shower

I don't have Crackintosh

At 7/8/04 06:18 PM, Isaacssa wrote: i am cuse I got a q :
so who goes arond locking posts? is it done by vote?

mods now go kill yourself

illwillpenis cuz she has nice boobs

At 7/8/04 11:22 AM, spacecoyote wrote: Oh and I think someone should say a few words for family guy as well:
A few words

why family guy...that has new episodes coming on carton network?

it was cancelled like two years ago, where the fuck have u been

At 7/8/04 10:31 AM, FrontRowX wrote:

At 7/8/04 10:31 AM, Dwarfer_Stu wrote: middle

that's what we are planning on using

well here's what lavagasm looked like

omg samegamelock wunt to join teh clock crew maybe?

At 7/7/04 09:03 PM, BonusStageCompleted wrote: sweet man, though its probably a curved screen :P, ha but for selling some stupid cards that's awesome

yeah but I had like the entire first edition things from when they first came out I made like 5k off of it the rest is in the bank

no this is the funniest definition ever http://www.urbandictionary.com...=Jehovah%27s+Witnesses&r=d

I sold them while the selling was hot, and I now have a 30 inch tv in my room bcuz of it

At 7/7/04 05:38 PM, Crossofdevil wrote: boom chica rap suks.

Retards
atemting
poetry

look at the first letters going down

You little faggot ass bitch I will knee you in your ass until you shit purple

Nintendo GameCube,(<-----The Gayest!!!!!)
Sony playstation 2(<----Best!!!!!)
Microsoft X-box??(<---Best potential!!!!!)

Are you ready to bounce bitch,
Shut up before I pounce bitch.
Get ready to bounce bitch,
Because I'm about to pounce bitch.
Rock you like a hurricane,
Getting high on crack cocaine.
Hit you up with an ounce of pain,
Dye your shit withyour own blood stain.
Drown you in a foot of rain,
Hide your body in the sewage drain.
Grow a beard get in a plane,
Now i'm off to the state of maine.
Under an assumed identity,
Not ready to make a guilty plea.
And if the fucking pigs catch up to me,
I'll hold them off with my M16.
I'll spin the city like Charlie Sheen,
I'll go plain buck like Howard Dean.
And even though I'm only seventeen,
I shoot a rifle like you've never seen.

u name it I got it...litterally

At 7/7/04 12:41 PM, -Dogbert- wrote:

At 7/7/04 12:24 PM, Lavagasm wrote: You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine

I've been on NG far too long to believe you there.

omg it was sarcasm that was just an eninem track changed around this guy thinks he's hot because he can change around the aqua teen hunger force theme I can rap

Do you really think you can fuck with me like that,
I'll fuckin roll on you faster then a fat cat on a rat.
Jumpin out from behind yo' silver lincoln continental,
My pistol pointed at yo' face drivin you instantly mental.
Be afraid, be very afraid pussy 'cause you should be,
I'll pull out my 9 ending the part of yo' life that would be.
You'll see me driving down yo' block while yo' walkin yo' dog, Bullets slammin into yo' fuckin chest like you were a pog.
I'll get eleven bullets in before you fall to your knees,
And when the police find yo' body you'll be swiss cheese.

At 7/1/04 12:31 PM, Bubba_Phat wrote: Has anyone ever used a condom that didn't work? Just wondering, as they say it only works 99.9% of the time.

87.5% jackass go kill yourself

I don't give two shit about how good a steak is it isn't worth 500$ I'm happy with my sirloins and my special blend of LSD seasonings

So much time so little to do...

STFU N00B that's old news go kill yourself

That's why they call me L Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (L Shady!) I'm Back

I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick
Grew up quick was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'til Hilary sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this mother fucker up right now

That's why they call me L Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (L Shady!) I'm Back

I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is L Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn't play me
The sensational "Back is the incredible!"
With Wade Fulp, who just finds the men edible
It's Wade Fulp on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It's a, sick world we live in these days
"L for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"L it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me

That's why they call me L Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (L Shady!) I'm Back

I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause I'mmmm Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

That's why they call me L Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (L Shady!) I'm Back

Guess who's b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back "Hi mom!"
Guess who's back
Gue-guess who's back
K-2 Guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Dr. Shey Guess who's back
Back back back

L Shady, 2004
I'm blew out from this blunt
Fuck

I think he's a skeeming caniving son of a bitch I don't trust somebody who would serve in a war and when get back spit on the people he served with. Did you know hitler was in a group that protested against his government too?

white stripes

this is the uglyest modded car ever

At 7/6/04 04:43 PM, ThreeStar wrote:

At 7/6/04 04:41 PM, Lavagasm wrote: DOBIO ROXXORS MY BOXXORS

UGAY!

OMG DON'T USE TEH CAPS U FAGGOT