Well I am ordering lunch for myself because I am sick from school. And I can't decide what to get, so I am going to leave it up to you, a bunch of people who I don't know and don't know me. Should I get a Pizza, or a Philadelphia Cheese Steak.

At 12/30/04 07:04 AM, Dan_Panic wrote: Why does the sun shine?

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas a gigantic nuclear furnace where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Why did you not know this?

At 9/13/04 09:05 AM, The_Assasin wrote: dude i have some resons to back this up.

+americans are free to buy guns when ever they want with a background check

And you have to be 18-21 depending on what kind of gun it is.

+ there are no seat belts because it is against their "rights" to ware them

No, it's against the law not to wear a seat belt.

+they refused to sign a contract saying that smoking is prohibited in resraunts and cafes because much of the worlds ciggys are made in america

Untrue, certain states have signed that law.

+ 1 woman is raped every 3 minutes

No, just no.

+ they are power junkies and refuse to give up their power to any one at any time

Huh? What the fuck are you talking about.

+ their contry was born out of need for a war making problems like gangs and illegal weapons

Our country was born on freedom of speech and religious practices.

+ they have bill gates

Bill Gates > You

+much of their population is overweight

Nope.

+they have a poor health system

Better than yours.

+there are regular handgunnings at schools around the contry

Untrue.

+the crime rate is massive

Nope.

+WAAAAY too much money is spent on Millatary equipment

Not enough is spent on military equipment.

i know im gonna get flamed to hell from this but its true counter me (i know austraila sucks BTW)

If you don't know WTF you are talking about then STFU.

At 12/31/04 08:24 AM, pink-beer wrote: AMERICANS, FUCK YEAH!

Die.

At 12/31/04 08:27 AM, -0706- wrote: They are all Stupid Rednecks!!

Die.

At 12/31/04 12:51 PM, Xizanaro wrote: America, FUCK YEAH!

Die.

At 12/31/04 01:25 PM, BloodGirl wrote: Lil Jon: YeAh!

Die.

At 12/31/04 01:26 PM, Rice_Lock wrote: WHAT?! YAAAH YUH!

Die.

At 12/31/04 01:28 PM, ERPMISTER wrote: Theres only 2 types of people in this world. Americas, and the people who hate them.

Die.

In conclusion, stop being:

a.) Dumb fucks.
b.) Jackasses.
c.) irrelevant.

and die.

DS has about 16 games total on it, as opposed to the 500 on the xbox

At 12/22/04 03:27 PM, Tripps wrote: I dont, when they scream it sounds decent, but i generally dont like them, i dont like thier sound

Unearth, Killswitch engage, even shadows fall whom im not that fond of > atreyu

LOL YOU LIKE SCREAMO

Rott in hell you fag.

ATREYU > YOU

At 12/22/04 07:37 PM, CapnJack wrote:

Homosexualism lead to the spread of AIDS

So does heterosexualism. Don't kid yourself.

NOW it does, I never said it doesn't, I merely pointed out that it USED to be an all gay disease (please note I used past tense in both this sentence and the sentence before), but then bisexuals, anal sex lovers and needle drugs spread it to straight people.

At 12/22/04 06:17 PM, The_Antisocialite wrote: I'm on Schindler's List.

So am I my friend, so am I.

At 12/18/04 09:52 AM, -Michael- wrote: Q & A. Why did I make this thread.

A. I see a rash of stupidity when a majority of Newgrounders say they are against gay rights for no reason at all. In fact, it's kind of stupid because homosexualism does not harm their own sexuality in any way unless they are, "in the closet."

But by making this thread you have also insulted the people who aren't against gay marriage, and make you seem like a biggot.

If you disagree with my opinions, then you're stupid because I'm always right and most people who disagree with me in general are just wrong!

Showing that you are childish and can't except the fact that not everybody is going to agree with you, we are humans, we tend to think differantly from one another. That's what sets us apart from animals.

Top reasons why heterosexualism is not right
* Heterosexualism leads to birth of babies, and overpopulation on Earth.

Homosexualism lead to the spread of AIDS, and the downfall of primetime TV.

* Heterosexuals commit bad crimes on people of other sex.

So do gays, its just a matter that MOST people aren't gay and therefore statistically ofcoarse more heterosexuals will be criminals. But then again all that gay sex going on in the prison I don't know.

* The bible didn't say Jesus was a man.

Yes it did.

* More heterosexuals die from gun-related crimes than homosexuals.

There are A LOT more heterosexuals in the world.

* Heterosexualism is just... disgusting..

Homosexualism is disgusting. Unless its two females.

* Too many heterosexuals are stupid.

The same precentage of homosexuals are unintelligent as heterosexuals, you act as if there are an equal amount of homosexuals as heterosexuals, there isn't.

* Heterosexuals act just too gay sometimes.

Homosexuals act just too gay ALL THE TIME.

* Canada legalized gay marriage, but the heterosexuals in the US can't live with homosexualism because HOMOSEXUALISM has been proven to be FAR better than heterosexualism.

Canada also isn't even really a country, and homosexualism hasn't been proven any better then heterosexualism, its a matter of oppinion.

* Most heterosexuals in the US who are AGAINST gay marriage in the US do indeed have MULLETS.

Less than .00001% of Americans have mullets. Think again.

At 12/22/04 06:59 PM, sinkoman wrote:

At 12/22/04 06:58 PM, Lavagasm wrote: Because shut up. Use the search tool. Retard.

Search for what?

Just search newgrounds, you'll find tons of topics about the same thing.

Because shut up. Use the search tool. Retard.

When saying the words asshole they bleep out the "hole" as if that was the bad part of the word.

I would hit her right in her face.

At 12/19/04 05:29 PM, Dan_Panic wrote: Not if you have an oral fixation!

True...

Wow, I also myself have an exclusive cheat, synj gave it to me, you're not getting it. DUN DUN DUN.

Shut up, I hate you.

Dunkin Donut's new holiday add targets homosexuals. Here is a Direct quote from the commercial.

"Dunkin Donuts coffee can make people who give it, feel just as special as those whose recieve it."

Discuss.

I hate the french in general. Its not just you.

I didn't have to watch X-Play to get the full experience, I read the article and imagined Adam's annoying voice narrating it. Great work.

Lavagasm

What game are you most likely to buy?

Ghost Recon 2
18%

The Getaway: Black Monday
4%

Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
11%

Alien Hominid
34%

Conker: Live and Reloaded
30%

WTG Tom.

I vote Superman 64!

My Sig > Your Topic

Pink sucks, Yellow is GOD! Disontinue your love for pink immediately of I will be forced to laugh @ you.

At 11/26/04 04:22 AM, fuzzy-milk wrote: this is obviously an instant classic, why not start a collab? everyone sends in their own versions &... vote who wins?
-_-;

Prehapse, if enough people are interested.

Wade will give the site to piconjo, and the prophecy will be forfilled.

At 12/12/04 09:12 PM, Elfer wrote: Congratulations on not dying for an entire year.

You must be proud. Only a handful of people can do that 17 times in a row.

Or did I, DUN DUN DUNNNNN

At 12/12/04 09:13 PM, DFleming wrote: OH SNAPZ0R!!1 WE HAV TEH SAIM BURFDAY!!!!1 LOLZ!!!1

happy birthday! And good luck with that permit shit.

At 12/12/04 09:29 PM, ramagi wrote: Happy B-day

Y thank you my good sir.

At 12/12/04 10:48 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Happy birthday dude!

Thanks dude!

Thanks for all the birthday cheer guys :) WHo wants some fuckin pumpkin pie and some god damn marshmallows

At 12/12/04 03:54 PM, Earfetish wrote: Happy birthday, Lavagasm. I hope your 17th year brings you fortitude and boobies.

It already has my friend, it already has.

At 12/12/04 04:09 PM, CrimsonGlory wrote: u can finallee C fite klub now

cuz ur olde enuff

<3

Hooray for me!

At 12/12/04 03:39 PM, Zerok wrote: When I was 17, I bought a very good beer....
I remember 17. I was like, hey, I'm 17.
It was sweet.
Happy Birthday!

Nice story, and thanks. :)