Pfft, fine. I'm going to be Dr. Adel Tulba for Halloween, mind you. He went insane, had red eyes and green hair.

Well, I'd get off the internet if my full address was posted, visible to everyone, everywhere I signed up.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

The summer after 5th grade.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I enjoy the flash the most.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

Put all the flashes into their rightful collections, and ban a load of portal spammers.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I miss the little sound that played whenever you voted on something. That and the Old Blam/Save animations.

Penisland.net, good sir.

At 10/5/09 11:29 PM, GayDorf wrote: HOLY FUCK, GUYS. WAY TO COMPLETELY, TOTALLY MISS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THIS THREAD. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU EXCEPT THESHRIKE.

God-damn.

You made Mac and PC hold hands. Division by zero. Fatal error.

Blah, Macs can do anything that windows can. Play PC games, gets viruses, force you to cough up a few more dollars, have multiple disk drives, and... I think I'm forgetting something.

Obviously Dr. Derek Stiles.

Alter Ego.

You do realize that you could probably have a keylogger right now, right? I hope you're using a different computer.

Have fun, and remember to not cheat kids!

At 9/25/09 09:53 AM, esko-man wrote: Flesh Light +1

I disagree. Flesh Light +10, minimum.

Depends on whats in each topic, I guess..

At 9/19/09 01:44 PM, Fautzo wrote: jesus tim you're on a posting spree.

He is not lying.

I don't believe this. This is quite impossible.

At 9/12/09 07:03 AM, Matt2k8 wrote:

At 9/10/09 08:21 PM, BullCut wrote:

At 9/9/09 07:53 PM, Meepster wrote: I would answer you but just the fact that your under the age of 13... nevermind, I don't even need to dignify this post.

lol i'm 15 jackass

Then use grammer, i'm 13 and i can type better than you.

Do it now. or i shall defesenate you.

Grammar, sir. Grammar.

At 9/7/09 04:09 PM, BetaOrionis wrote: So who does own superman?

Capcom?

You made my day. Thank you.

Fudge.

At 9/2/09 03:58 PM, Sidorio wrote: Dadgame is pretty shit.

It is not!

Dadgame? I'm digging it!

What is your screen resolution?

They're right, never. Ever.

EVER.

:3

He could have said "colon three", but nobody thinks before posting these days. :3

Nyyeh, I'm keeping my Nintendo 64 with me, thank you.

Will you ever make a cock joke on live television?

Boy genius.

At 8/11/09 08:34 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Ooh! Here's a thought. What about if we let the deity whistle users blow there whistle on a submission that has been in the portal for up to 30 days?

This guy has a point. A very good point.

What are you talking about? Email? No.

At 8/10/09 11:16 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Tom usually pm's me back.

Didn't the OP say mail?

At 8/9/09 08:40 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: Asking her how much weight she's lost and what her targets are should snap her out of it. If she truely thinks it's working then cold hard facts like that will show her it's not.

Ah yes, the truth. It works wonders.

I do not believe I can kill here.