I am a pyromaniac!!!
i love fire!
those ppl are fraid of fire
theyre pyrophobes

i once had a physical wiht a hot female doctor.
i had a huge boner
it was like 6+1/2 in.
she said she was "making sure my reproductive system was functioning right"
it was really just a handjob

it was awesome tho

At 8/5/05 02:58 PM, BednStoleTehCandeh wrote:

At 8/5/05 02:56 PM, good_guy_o wrote: I think I'll be the first?

The DS is better than the PSP faggot!

Nu uh! Idiot PSP owns DS.

No! DS PWNS PSP AND IT PWNS JOO!
WHO PWNS JOO?
DS PWNS JOO!

that isnt LittleWashu!
LittleWashu wouldnt spam the portal
she hates sex
(off topic, but who the fuck cares?)

tell them it was an accident and that you werent responsible for the chain of incidents.
if that doesnt work tell them it wasnt you.

At 7/11/06 08:27 PM, k3v1n2 wrote: being threatened with your worst fear ever.....like in the book <U1984U>

but a red hot poker up the butt would work well

i messed up the book title
its 1984 by George Orwell

being threatened with your worst fear ever.....like in the book <U1984U>

but a red hot poker up the butt would work well

on the balcony at a condo my family rented for a weeek

in a tree hanging over the road

in my schools bathroom

probably a week when i had sores on it from fapping too much and it was JUST TOO FUCKING PAINFUL TO FAP!!!
it sucked.

the average night i sleep maybe 4 hours. its my room. its very badly ventilated and peaks at 85 during the summer and drops to about 55 during the winter...i know it suxors.

eeeeehhh...meh.
hairy fur, isnt that sort of redundant?
plus i prefer to hear about humans doing it, not...animal...thingies.
but y did j00 maek the main character a femael?

mottis is burning out on the bunnykill series like he did J. A. S. F. He says that if he can rekindle his interest that he might continue. I hope he does. This really sux.

I have an 8 1/2 inch long erection, but in case your wondering, i bought some kind of dick-bigger pills off some guy at school. It like doubled in length in a week.

At 7/9/06 02:22 PM, -GODOFDEATH- wrote: okay, check this out
i just got back from a living hell they call summer camp

believe it on not i'm a scout

and there was this kid there who i've hated since like third grade
now this little baby-back bitch thinks he's leet
i'm gonna quote things he says
tell me do the following things sound leet?
*whining*"i lost my wallet"

actually, complaining about a lost wallet is a sane and logical reaction, is it not?

At 7/9/06 04:55 PM, UltimateNarutoFan wrote:

At 7/9/06 04:48 PM, k3v1n2 wrote: he sounds like he is 7074|_|_33 1337. 61\/3 |-|1/\/\ 4 |3|234|<

He is not totally 1337 and we are not going to give him a break.

5|-|(_)7 73|-| |=(_)(|< (_)|>, |)1|>5|-|17.
you dont know 1337 when j00 sees it, moron.

those things he said sound very 1337

You dont sound 1337

sorry for the double post, THY FIEND!!!

he sounds like he is 7074|_|_33 1337. 61\/3 |-|1/\/\ 4 |3|234|<

At 7/9/06 04:40 PM, White_hole wrote: Chualid obviously, all his things('cept nightshift) are in the top fifty.

i think its spelled "chluaid", sorry for the double post

Madness INteractive, RaidenX? i dont know. something like those.

i think that it would be Krinkels

Anything involving bodily waste, non-animated bestiality or non-animated incest.
Also BDSM is pretty wrong too...
And so is BBW...

At 7/9/06 11:37 AM, DuffKing wrote:

At 7/9/06 11:33 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

At 7/9/06 11:33 AM, DuffKing wrote: I hear my mum and her boyfriend bieng Sex slaves to eachother and whipping eachother.It does ruin ytour life.Sometimes i wanna die when i hear them

Its true.Trust me on this.I have also seen my mum on bondage sites

OMFG ur mom is a pr0n model? I would commit suicide if I was in your shoes...
That is scarring.

At 7/9/06 11:32 AM, DuffKing wrote: I hear my mum and her moyfriend have sex in the other room all the time.Only its not sex,its BDSM

OMFG that must SUCK!
BDSM=WRONG

and to think, some people actually LIEK that?!!
WTF is up with them?

i must admit, THEY ARE HAWT!!! >:D

*fap*

beer is an acquired taste

some people got it, some dont

i dont

OMG! I was getting hard throughout that whole story, and then at the end, it just went from:

_______________
_______________)
(its text, ok?)
to:
______
____ | |
| |
|__|
(drawing a pen0r with text is harder than I would think)

Did that actually happen? Tell me it didnt.

LOL the worst pain I have ever felt was when I dropped a knife but as it fell, it turned itself around and went right through my foot (of course thats not genital related. My worst pain ever was when my kitten jmped up on my bed when I was waking off and he saw my hand moving, thought i was playing and jumped on my hand and tried to bite it but missed and bit something else. I couldnt wak off for 2 weeks, which sux because i have a libido a mile wide. Every time it got erect, the scabbs fell off and so it took forever to heal. On the plus side, when i could finally wak off, I had the best orgasm ever. I think it had gotten sensitive again. Normallly its numb and takes forever for an orgasm. I wak off too much) As for the story about the knife, I had to get a tetanus shot, because it went all the way through my foot and into the floor. I swear this is true. (even the genital story)

Actually, something i wonder about is how crap like BEAST BOI PT. WHATEVER doesnt get blammed or even get Turd of the Week. I mean, it looks like the author got called away after only animating 2 frames and left the program open, and some moron saw it and submitted it to NewGrounds.

[for those of you who dont know what BEAST BOI is, look at the last page of the flash archive.]

At 7/8/06 03:47 AM, Jack_Currie_Pie wrote: Im an Aussie Blke!
We dont got the FBI, the best thing we got down here is big ol' roos in thongs young chap!

But you did unleash that awful movie Kangaroo Jack on us! YOU WILL PAY!

I found a ton of stuff in my room:
Some bad grades from like 2 years ago dating up to this year
An Uzi SMG
A Bizon SMG
An M4 Carbine
A MAC-10
A GLOCK 18
A GLOCK 40
An MP5
A G36K
A Pancor Jackhammer
About a dozen old porno magazines that my parents promptly confiscated :'(
An old friend that had been missing for several years
A persons hand
A wooden block with a ton of my old pubic hair cemented to it with dried semen (blaugh!)
Some boogers stuck together
An old rancid orange
An old rancid apple
An old rancid pear
An old rancid glass of milk
My first girlfriend
$43.26
A live raccoon that nearly tore off my face when I tried to get it out from where it was hiding
Poop
Some seriously old candy
A dried, crusty wad of Kleenex
A bottle of spray cleaner
A horrible stench emenating from a pile of dead rats
Dust
A pair of old glasses
Something unrecognizable
Dirt
A dead squirrel
A dead cat
A human skull
A human finger
Some batteries
My old collection of Pokemon cards (worth about $200.00)
A tin of Altoids
A metal box full of boogers, barf, pee, semen, poop, and various other disgusting bodily excretions
A diamond ring
A buffalo nickel
A wheat penny
Sand
Some deodorant
My old paintball gun
Some firecrackers
Various other stuff too nasty to name