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At 7/9/06 04:40 PM, White_hole wrote: Chualid obviously, all his things('cept nightshift) are in the top fifty.

i think its spelled "chluaid", sorry for the double post

Madness INteractive, RaidenX? i dont know. something like those.

i think that it would be Krinkels

Anything involving bodily waste, non-animated bestiality or non-animated incest.
Also BDSM is pretty wrong too...
And so is BBW...

i must admit, THEY ARE HAWT!!! >:D

*fap*

beer is an acquired taste

some people got it, some dont

i dont

OMG! I was getting hard throughout that whole story, and then at the end, it just went from:

_______________
_______________)
(its text, ok?)
to:
______
____ | |
| |
|__|
(drawing a pen0r with text is harder than I would think)

Did that actually happen? Tell me it didnt.

LOL the worst pain I have ever felt was when I dropped a knife but as it fell, it turned itself around and went right through my foot (of course thats not genital related. My worst pain ever was when my kitten jmped up on my bed when I was waking off and he saw my hand moving, thought i was playing and jumped on my hand and tried to bite it but missed and bit something else. I couldnt wak off for 2 weeks, which sux because i have a libido a mile wide. Every time it got erect, the scabbs fell off and so it took forever to heal. On the plus side, when i could finally wak off, I had the best orgasm ever. I think it had gotten sensitive again. Normallly its numb and takes forever for an orgasm. I wak off too much) As for the story about the knife, I had to get a tetanus shot, because it went all the way through my foot and into the floor. I swear this is true. (even the genital story)

Actually, something i wonder about is how crap like BEAST BOI PT. WHATEVER doesnt get blammed or even get Turd of the Week. I mean, it looks like the author got called away after only animating 2 frames and left the program open, and some moron saw it and submitted it to NewGrounds.

[for those of you who dont know what BEAST BOI is, look at the last page of the flash archive.]

At 7/8/06 03:47 AM, Jack_Currie_Pie wrote: Im an Aussie Blke!
We dont got the FBI, the best thing we got down here is big ol' roos in thongs young chap!

But you did unleash that awful movie Kangaroo Jack on us! YOU WILL PAY!

I found a ton of stuff in my room:
Some bad grades from like 2 years ago dating up to this year
An Uzi SMG
A Bizon SMG
An M4 Carbine
A MAC-10
A GLOCK 18
A GLOCK 40
An MP5
A G36K
A Pancor Jackhammer
About a dozen old porno magazines that my parents promptly confiscated :'(
An old friend that had been missing for several years
A persons hand
A wooden block with a ton of my old pubic hair cemented to it with dried semen (blaugh!)
Some boogers stuck together
An old rancid orange
An old rancid apple
An old rancid pear
An old rancid glass of milk
My first girlfriend
$43.26
A live raccoon that nearly tore off my face when I tried to get it out from where it was hiding
Poop
Some seriously old candy
A dried, crusty wad of Kleenex
A bottle of spray cleaner
A horrible stench emenating from a pile of dead rats
Dust
A pair of old glasses
Something unrecognizable
Dirt
A dead squirrel
A dead cat
A human skull
A human finger
Some batteries
My old collection of Pokemon cards (worth about $200.00)
A tin of Altoids
A metal box full of boogers, barf, pee, semen, poop, and various other disgusting bodily excretions
A diamond ring
A buffalo nickel
A wheat penny
Sand
Some deodorant
My old paintball gun
Some firecrackers
Various other stuff too nasty to name

I strapped a fire hose to my back once, hooked up the other end to a fire hydrant and opened the valve on the hydrant. I was trying to fly but instead i got dragged thru mud and into the yard of the house across the street.

I threw lit firecrackers at passing cars.

I jumped into a 2 foot deep pool froma 15-ft overhang.

I tried to wear a dead jellyfish as a hat. It was then that I learned that jellyfish can still sting you unless they have dried up.

I jumped off my roof without knowing how to land.

I put a live electric wire in my mouth on a dare.

I hit my wang with a hammer on a dare.

I put my arm down a toilet trying to get a marble back and got it stuck. The firemen had to come, disconnect the toilet and cut it apart to get my hand back. My parents werent pleased.

I tried to climb a power pole once.

I climbed up a dead, half-rotted tree on a dare.

I told a fat girl I wanted to screw her on a dare.

And finally, I tried to ride off a 2-story house on a bike once. The jump was fine, but it was the landing that got me. The house was right in front of a lake, so we had calculated that I would land in the lake, but I landed in the shallower part, not as deep as we had planned.

That is the funniest movie EVAR!!!

At 5/25/06 09:45 PM, darkdrago700 wrote:

6.The memory card from my Nintendo 64 that i lost in grade 5.

N64s dont have memory cards

Yes they do, you plug them into the controllers!

Alyx Vance from Half-life 2
Lara croft
Samus wothout her suit on
Misty

lol im a perv

I HATE video games where you cant jump and there are little knee-high ledges that you cant get over.

I also HATE losers that say that jumping is a cliche and that gaming companies should do away with it.

NOTHING would be more satisfying than taking a sword to those lozers

"ooh jumping is bad jumping is bad hey what are you doing with that sword AAHHH help me he cut off my BB-sized balls but jumping is bad and i wont jump even when my life depends on it" *dies because he wouldnt jump into a tree to get away from me and my sword*

At 6/9/05 03:57 PM, LazyKenny wrote: Krinkels actually replied to a topic like this? The apocolypse is upon us.

He has a custom program that beeps whenever his name is mentioned on the BBS.

So Krinkles, has a device made by himself, which he is Krinkles, that beebs everytime his name.... Krinkles, is mentioned, so does that mean Krinkles comp is beeping right now???

<3 Krinkles, did you see my clock madness thing, i know it sucks, but oh well, i made it in like 6 hours >.<

(add me to your AIM/ MSN.... Krinkles)

AIM- darx1001
MSN- anime_artist1000@hotmail.com

Krinkles

No, its not beeping, because you SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG!!!
Its spelled KrinkELS, not KrinkLES!

Dont be a cultural fool!

No, it isnt beeping, because you SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
It's Krinkels, not Krinkles!

Dont be a cultural fool!

Madness. Xiao Xiao is just sticks, and those have been around since the beginning of time. Madness characters, on the other hand, have only been around for a few years. Plus Madness is bloody and has a ton of guns, not just swords and knives and stuff like that.

Besides, Xiao Xiao doesnt have Jebus, Hank, Sheriff, or Tricky the (insane) Zombie Clown Who Uses A Stop SIgn As A Weapon.

If I want bloodless violence with lots of melee weapons, I will watch Poninjas. Poninjas (except for Episode 6) doesn't have guns or blood. Plus, Poninjas is original and has execellent graphics and great humor.

MADNESS IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!