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Response to: I started crying in class. Posted September 21st, 2009 in General

At 9/21/09 07:10 PM, mikel33405 wrote: Just do what I do and think of something funny so when people see you crying and laughing they'll just think that youre thinking of something really funny.

I think laughing uncontrollably is more embarrassing really.

Response to: Sue your ugly wife. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Wow, she needs to go to a dif surgeon.

Ew
Response to: Riddle me this. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 11:56 PM, deadfag wrote: i should be more assertive of myself next time i answer =[

Yes, The reason I knew you used google is because you asked me, not told me. Much like you asked google.

Case closed.

Response to: Abuse Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

You don't need a gun jsut go grab some scissor and stab stab

Response to: Riddle me this. Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

At 9/19/09 11:52 PM, deadfag wrote: dreamt?

you used google cheater. No trophy.

At 9/19/09 11:52 PM, GayDorf wrote: Dreamt.

You won fair and square. A trophy for you.

Riddle me this.

Riddle me this. Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

What is the only word in the English language that ends in 'mt'?

NO GOOGLE.

First one to answer right gets a trophy.

Response to: Do you lie? Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

No never ever.

Or was that a lie? OMGLOL
Response to: Why cut wrists? Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Because they are just babies and everyone knows that babies have weak wrists.

Response to: So I'm sitting there... Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

We don't want them here.

Half the people talk about Charlie The unicorn as something that came from youtube. I dont even bother corecting them.

Response to: Well, Golly Gee, Newgrounds... Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Being sick sucks, but at leas the blood makes it sound kinda cool.

"What wrong with you?"

"Blood is flying out my nose! Dude!"

Response to: Which fighter would you rather be? Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Super strong and slow, all I gotta do is time it so he runs right into me.

Response to: So you think your job is bad? Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Well hey 7.25 is more then minimum wage so, its a better salary then some people get.

Response to: Child Leashes. Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

Looks like the kid in that picture is grasping for freedom lol.

Response to: Dear god my cat is fat. Posted September 18th, 2009 in General

That cat looks more like a blob.

Response to: Happy Birthday AlphaCentauri! Posted September 12th, 2009 in General

Whoo 18 lets lasecks!

Dear. Stouffers Posted September 11th, 2009 in General

I really like your lasagna, it is very tasty, both he vege and meat versions, please continue making them because they are good.

that is all

Dear. Stouffers

Response to: Why do flavors like it hot? Posted September 9th, 2009 in General

At 9/9/09 07:13 PM, EverybodyLovesPoozy wrote: Heat stimulates the flavor receptors.
Duh

oh your so smart huh then why don't you know that some flavors are too hot and hurt my tounge whats their problem are they just mean?

Why do flavors like it hot? Posted September 9th, 2009 in General

you know when you eat something cold it isn't as falvurful as when they has been warmed up? why is that, do you guys think that flavors just like it hot?

First day of school, should I wear Posted September 8th, 2009 in General

Ducktails shirt?

First day of school, should I wear

Response to: Criss Angel? Posted September 5th, 2009 in General

I always though he was fun to watch at least.

My ass sucked up my toilet paper. Posted September 4th, 2009 in General

It was really strange. I was sitting there on the toilet poopping, when suddenly I knew I was done.

I started to wipe and then suddenly my ass expanded and the toilet paper went up a little and then my butt closed it up and I couldn't get it back out.

This was a very strange occurrence.

Response to: One pain I don't mind. Posted March 26th, 2009 in General

I don't think any pain is remotely enjoyable or tolerable, it all sucks. guess it is good to enjoy some sort of pain though.

Response to: I donated blood! Posted March 23rd, 2009 in General

You kinda look like a zombie.

Response to: I am really tired Posted March 21st, 2009 in General

i tried it all but it doest work plz guys i am afraid if i let my eyes close i will die and they will never open again this is a huge problem,

Response to: Who Likes System Of A Down? Posted March 21st, 2009 in General

der k but i like other bands more

I am really tired Posted March 21st, 2009 in General

guys I am really tired and it is becoming a serious problem in my life i cant focus on anything because my eyes keep closing

Does anyone have any ideas on what i should do to help, should i see a doctor?

Response to: Most Attractive World Leader? Posted March 14th, 2009 in General

I could just eat Winston up.

Frowny ass face yum yum yum

Most Attractive World Leader?

Quick look over there! Posted March 12th, 2009 in General

NO! not here, over there! What is that?

Quick look over there!

Response to: Awkward moments. Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

At 3/11/09 02:28 PM, FurryFox wrote: Mines was hugging someone and getting a hard on from it.

you are a virgin aren't you?

If you had to make a meal... Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

Let's say you had to prepare a meal for someone. What would be on your menu? Catch, you have to have a protein, a vegetable, a starch and a dessert.