Half-Life or F.E.A.R. My votes.

HAHA! Mine were before Christmas break! Suckas!

You're an offbeat. Just like all of us.

Those of us that fit in here are generally offbeat.

It's a 4chan meme that came over to NG and got really popular. Now everyone's photoshopping that face onto people's heads. It's like the new MS Paint penis.

Win win win!

Go right ahead with me. I feel like finding out what other people think of me.

My main goes to my IRL friend, and my alt goes to a girl I know at school.

I know. Where I live, we're usually out of school this time of year. This time, it's about warm enough to go swimming.

2003 called, they want their topic back.

I've done that with some people, but rarely.

At 1/15/07 09:52 PM, ATPDragon wrote: i've seen girls fit a basketball in this asshole, well not the entire thing, half of it.

They play basketball with it by passing each other the ball by shooting it inot each other's asshole and they do wierd stuff.

I DEMAND TEH LINKAGE!

At 1/15/07 09:52 PM, Bloody-Rage wrote:

At 1/15/07 09:45 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: Being popular in school is like being queer in Newgrounds.

i am so tired of you guys looking down on popular people it is the other way around!
you think your better than us,well let me inform you on a little secret.When we walk down the halls at school we laugh at you.

You think? We here are the outcasts, the ones that you have nightmares about us showing up with a gun. You guys are the ones that push us here. Get off my Newgrounds!

At 1/15/07 09:53 PM, xConspiracy wrote:

At 1/15/07 09:53 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

At 1/15/07 09:51 PM, LTmatt wrote:

No, I'm a conspiracy.

I see what you did there!

Post this in a forum that gives a shit.

Although I think that it's really not that bad.

At 1/15/07 09:06 PM, Xragon wrote: Shaving your ass is good, it lets you have fun like these fine gentlemen.

God damn it, people! Stop posting gay porn!

At 1/15/07 09:47 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 1/15/07 09:42 PM, snayk wrote:

At 1/15/07 09:41 PM, TheAbominableMatt wrote:

Well since half you guys just wouldn't post, we'll put it this way. If you were forced to post on one other forum other than General for a month, which would it be.

Oh, throwing a curveball I see.

Probably Wi/Ht? because I've gone there occasionally, mostly for a few whistle points. It's always seemed like a dull forum to me, though. Sort of like popcorn with no butter.

I'm very General-centered. I'd probably end up just considering myself banned and being bored for the next month.

How many of you have ever tried Pot Tea?

It should be pretty self explanatory.

At 1/15/07 08:40 PM, American-Chinker wrote: So when they shit in your mouth your saliva and their feces has nothing to cling to

OH DEAR GOD!

NEVER post ANYTHING like that again!

At 1/15/07 08:16 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: If kids bop makes money there going to make up to 50 in 2012

If they do, I'm assassinating the CEO. Seriously. If I wanted to hear a bunch of prepubescent talentless brats butchering songs nobody would ever dream of listening to, I'd go to my sister's elementary school and record the music classes.

BTW, I liked your username better when you were bigbagdragon. Now it just seems like you're impersonating Ron.

You changed it? Why?

Execution seems a lot cooler that freez3. I know, that numbers in names generally don't make it look cool. There are a few exceptions, but you'll seem like a spammer.

My first username was k3v1n2, and I was told that it made me look like a spammer.

Also, that Latex guy that posted earlier is my alt. Just so you know.

At 1/15/07 08:03 PM, duct-tape-ninja wrote: You only have 142 posts, therefore your opinion is irrelevant. The mods get enough ass-kissing as it is.

I know. Ass-kissing is always a good idea. But don't kiss too much ass, or you'll get ass-breath.

At 1/15/07 07:56 PM, Novelty wrote: In the next couple years, Waterlollies will be released and top the flash portal for a solid few weeks, then linger around first though fifth for a couple years.

You're probably right. I've never been much of a big Adam Phillips fan anyway; I always thought they were a little overrated.

At 1/15/07 07:43 PM, AahFaah wrote: Latecks will fall in love with me, cause she knows i will own her repeatedly if she doesn't >=(

I'm not a girl! That was just an old joke.

Whoever thought that idea up should die.

At 1/15/07 07:24 PM, Blazmarf wrote: Guys! I went into the future about 10 years and NG is amazing! I took a screenshot, but unfortuantly had to make it real small due to the imense size of the page.

Your joke fails.

FAIL.

At 1/15/07 07:21 PM, John-Wayne-Duck wrote: HAYF will get mod status and lose it within 6 and a half minutes.

Let's actually get some money on this. I still say 6 and a half minutes because he's got enemies AND random people to ban.

I can picture that happening.

Wade comes on NG:
NEW MOD! HAYF!

6 minutes later:
HAYF DEMODDED!

Latecks becomes the god of NG, the new layout is no different really, that fucking PM spammer OMGISUX or whatever gets deleted, and Wade gets AGNRY!

At 1/15/07 06:45 PM, Joshiwa wrote: punching urself in the penis doesnt hurt. its the testicles that get ya

Yeah, but it's a little hard to hit the penis and not the testicles.

At 1/15/07 06:13 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: How hardcore am I?

You look like you're getting anal rape.